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Diogenes Dog @iamdiogenesdog.bsky.social

“Assault via sandwich” would be on top of every resume I ever submitted They think this makes them look strong, what a bunch of weenies We have successfully sucker punched fascism, if only temporarily, with a sandwich 🇺🇸

aug 15, 2025, 5:44 am • 65 3

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✨🔮🕯️ Priestess, Temple of the Irreverent @seersroebuck.bsky.social

"Assault via deli weapon" might have a better ring. Better to have a little mystery and save some MEAT for the interview.

aug 15, 2025, 1:30 pm • 39 1 • view
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majoad2.bsky.social @majoad2.bsky.social

lol! you are all killin me!

aug 15, 2025, 6:02 pm • 4 0 • view