Why, despite everything, I’m still mostly on here instead of bluesky: Here, I get harassed by mouth breathing Elon fanboys who are at least fun to dunk on. On Bluesky, I’m getting lectured by overeducated and verbose Canadians who think Trump’s actually going to invade.
Lol, whoops. Well I’m leaving this up!
There is no one on earth quite as exhausting as a privileged white boy who IS COMPLETELY CERTAIN he is the smartest one in the room YEAH GUY, WE KNOW. THEY ALL MADE FUN OF YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT MUMMY ALWAYS SAID THAT WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE JEALOUS OF HOW SMART YOU ARE
Someone should have bullied him more to be honest. Let’s start now.
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You sound very certain about what Trump will do. Other people were certain Trump wouldn't do one thing or another, and they were wrong. You are not any smarter than those people.
There is nothing about you that says you have any inner insight into Trump's mind. So, your reassurances about this are worthless.
Whoops indeed. Or is this too verbose for you?
Good move
Might as well. It provides some insight into your "professional" motivations and priorities.
Please go back to Twitter, we are all muting your gross incompetence here.
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Wow, you suck at your job and you're stupid! Congrats!
😂😂😂 What a clueless, useless IDIOT
Lol whoops, you're a paramecium-brained shitsmear bsky.app/profile/jhwe...
If Trump has no plans to invade Canada, why did Congress feel this Bill was necessary? #ElbowsUp www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
sure bud you this by mistake
Doesn’t really matter if you are right about not invading. It’s not really at all what it’s about.
Sure buddy, of course you aren't mad
You won’t be missed
Oh sorry. I thought you said you were leaving this *app* and got my hopes up
Better being an "overeducated, verbose" Canadian than an undereducated, privileged glorified op-ed "journalist".
So you're here because you're a troll good luck with, uh... yahoo finance I guess
"lol" Yes, hilarious. Yet another condescending edgelord to add to the ever growing list of enablers.
Going great
"Whoops"
good job owning your mistake. It’s a start
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do you not see the issue with antagonizing people under the same name that you write professionally under?
you are laughing at your own ability to troll people for having what are fairly understandable concerns over their national sovereignty, dismissing them without any real rationale other than trust me bro
it kinda obviously suggests you take the same approach to your reporting, having a laugh at people's expense, refusing to engage with plain facts that the u.s. is actually telling canada it will invade, etc.
look i'm not your editor but if i was you'd be warned once and then fired. not for being an asshole online, not for making up facts, but because you are publicly representing yourself as a journalist who does not give a shit about anybody or anything.
get a pseudonym or find a new career. there are many more talented writers than you, and many of them know how carry themselves in public.
btw while my family is mostly canadian, i'm very much not and in fact I think we're neighbors so see you around i guess lol 👋
Why, because you want everyone to know what a petulant jackass you are?
lol, whoops: we’re supposed to take seriously some rube who can’t figure out which platform he’s on
I would too I think you nailed it
you can regain your honor
Can’t regain something he never had.
He's not going to invade. But he's trying to use economic force as its equivalent. You're ok with us being crushed? In order to redraw the border and get our resources?
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Thank you for this scintillating take, Jordan Whiteman
Wrong site, idiot. Stupid and a dick.
Did you mean to post this on Twitter lol
Today I learned yahoo still has a finance section.
Your existence is proof there’s no such thing as overeducated, but there’s sure as shit is undereducated. You leave twitter because Elon reminded you too much of a mirror?
Bro is complaining about verbose Canadians, posting a whole lot about how he is neither owned nor mad.
He's gonna turn into a corn cob
Whatever clever point you thought you were making with this skeet, all it revealed is that you're an absolute piece of shit. Get fucked.
this is a parody right?
There is no such thing as overeducated. One can never be overeducated.
Lmao. Well I'm glad you're having fun.
Trudeau, who has access to intelligence from ard the world, & is vastly more experienced than you, says Trump is weakening our economy in preparation for annexation (which is violent invasion, b/c there will never be annexation without violent resistance). I AM overeducated & verbose but we're right
This has real Josh Barro "nobody actually believes Trump will try a coup" energy.
god forbid you *checks notes* know too much about stuff
Oh yeah. That clown. Fun times.
What I find fascinating is that you seem to think anyone cares why you are here, or that you even exist. Were it not for your new found notoriety based solely on you being an ignorant asshole, I guess you might as well enjoy it before slinking back to your Yahoo Internent cubbyhole.
So you’re the c that wrote this gem as well? My my, all the attention you’re getting, isn’t it thrilling? Perhaps you can explain to us what being over-educated entails, and what’s wrong with being verbose, if one actually has something to say? Perhaps that’s a situation you haven’t experienced.
Do you realize that if you're even having to *entertain the question," things are already fucked? Do you realize how ridiculous that question would have been one year ago?
Like, that entire concept is so ridiculous that it was the entire premise of a John Candy movie! www.imdb.com/title/tt0109...
Damn those over-educated Canadians showing you up. /sarc Poor baby. Continue falsely equating dumb Americans and smart Canadians. It amuses us.
Translation: "I hang out with Nazis b/c they're stupid enough to make me look smart"
This is who Yahoo considers as a good journalist? Get stuffed.
I mean, it’s Yahoo. They haven’t been relevant in 20 years.
mange de la marde, jordan hope this isn't too verbose for you
Utterly immoral and a complete moron! You're perfect for twitter, just stay there bitch.
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What a fucking ass you are! Go fuck yourself!
And you know he’s not invading because ……
Ur nonchalance about this is disrespectful arrogant & entitled, ur the classic idiot who thinks he’s a journalist that knows better than everyone else, you don’t understand how to deal with people let alone your neighbors, I feel sorry for your family, insufferable fool, they must be so embarrassed
Fucking idiot, forgot to log onto your other american asshole account. How perfect Do we think he is gonna invade, who the fick knows, but he sure as he'll is attempting to destabilize is you prick
Don't even know which platform you're on...nearly everyone must seem overeducated to you
if the tone is what bothers you i'm happy to call you a bitch four times a day
guy perfectly demonstrates why his career gone nowhere to the point that he now is a Consumer Affairs reporter for Yahoo. Keep up the arrogance Jordan, there is always Patch
I suppose education attacks your inalienable right to be stupid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I see, you just like punching down.
So are you saying it’s not fun to dunk on educated people who are concerned about their economy and sovereignty? That sucks.
Compared to you, buddy, everyone is over educated.
“I hate having intelligent people criticize me”
Hon, you might be in the wrong line of work; you don't seem to know what your job is. Anyway, do go on over to twitter and dunk on some Elon fanboy mouth breathers, 'cause that's how the real reporters do it.
Trump is already attacking Canada economically with the stated goal of weakening us to force us into joining as 51st state. See why Canadian politicians and citizens are taking his threats seriously www.nytimes.com/2025/03/07/w...
He's also stated the treaty that established the Canada-US border is invalid and wants to revisit it. Why do I get the feeling the next words out of that idiot's mouth will be something about 54-40.
I had to look up your 54 40 reference. Interesting! Yes, that’s probably among the "agreements and treaties" he’ll be interested in ignoring/breaking. bcanuntoldhistory.knowledge.ca/1840/the-fig....
Wow, you're a fucking asshole. Holy shit.
lol what a cunt
you must be the most self inflated thing since the blimp man. go back to your history lessons, canadian embassy in iran, planes landing in canada on 9/11, and more. even if you believe it impossible doesn’t mean this buffoon doesn’t want the north passsge, the minerals and the water. idiot
well, how do you know he's not? he's a complete piece of shit and a known pathological liar, but sucking up to putin and emulating hitler are his only consistent messages
Who are you and why should we care?
Twitter & Bluesky are about equally impacted by bots/trolls/miserable people. The volume is way higher on Twitter & the tactics of those bots/trolls need to differ to match the target audience, but the ratio is about the same.
You're putting dollars into the Nazi's pocket man
www.cbc.ca/life/culture...).
Another jealous American wishing he was as educated as Canadians.
So funny you think over educated is a slur. Must be your low IQ
We all know this wanky doodle dandy would vote for Poilievre.
Too far left for most Americans, tbh. These guys are Bernier all the way.
You pompous piece of shit. There’s no such thing as being “overeducated,” you absolute douche canoe. Beats the fuck out of whatever level of ignorance you’ve reached.
This is so dumb that it feels like cheap engagement bait.
Translation: you enjoy the company of Nazis more than the company of annoying liberals.
Hi, American here, fuck you buddy.
The mistake in platform is really tertiary to what this post reveals about you, which is that you're no better than the unwashed Twitter masses and you cannot address legitimate pushback to your claims. Your only intellectual defensive capability is against people who show up with none.
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He guesses a lot.
Just here for the ratio but just pretend I “liked” all the comments telling this guy what an idiot he is and how he represents much of what is wrong with America (and how Trump got elected in the first place). I’ll take being over-educated and verbose over being a quisling to a fascist
Bye 👋
Love it that you think that ‘overeducated’ is a big insult. How very America-2025 of you.
As an American, I dub that meathead an Ughmerican. Fuck that guy. #Ughmerican #Ughmerica
Must be easy from your side of the border. You're a POS. Hope you lose your job, health benefits, and the respect of the few decent people who might have stuck it out with you.
Fuck you
Hey dude, can you share a single prediction that you've made about the Trump administration that has been correct? Not one that hasn't been determined yet, something like "Trump won't enact tariffs against Canada," but where you didn't get it wrong.
Good lord, no one as stupid as you are has any business being this arrogant.
54 40 or fight was a joke too right? Burning Toronto for shits and giggles? No wonder I’m feeling good about bringing a book of matches to the White House.
So you're not taking anything that's happening in the country or world seriously. Got it. SMH
This isn’t a game, you goddamned fucking child
Over-educated. Uh huh. Your inability to dunk on Canadians frustrates you. Here. I'll Americanize what I just said. My head hurty from big words. Stop it.
Journalist unironically misses point of Revenge of the Nerds
Sick burn dude…
lol
Congratulations on your promotion from official spokesman to Director of Communications of the American Quislings. That is quite the accomplishment.
Fuck off, nerd
I'm British, but I'll just lecture you on the fact everyone likes Canadians. No one likes Space Karen fanboys, not even their own mothers.
Go back to X. We don't need your bullshit here.
Wit of nit
Pissant.
You scolding us for doing what Americans should have done ten years ago so you wouldn't be in this shit today is unfortunately exactly what's to be expected from Americans in general.
Ah yes, the very educated "America declaring itself an expansionary power is good, actually" take. Thanks for being so wise and informed you haven't thought about the geopolitical implications at all. Real genius shit.
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So we’re not supposed to take Trump seriously, when he is in power and showing authoritarian tendencies? And he keeps talking and talking and talking about making Canada part of the US? Maybe if the press/pundits/etc. took him more seriously longer ago we wouldn’t be here. Stop giving him a pass.
you continue to sound stupider with every passing second. genuinely a low-IQ individual
When your mom was shooting your soft dome out of her cooter, was she aiming down the cliffs of the Grand canyon?
Oh no we here at Bluesky are so owned by this accidental truth bomb. We will not recover.
You're not the main character gtfo my feed
You’re one of the reasons I’m no longer proud to be an American.
You’re tone deaf, ignorant, and arrogant. A real journalist would retract and apologize, or would at least have the common courtesy to remove the post.
Get ratio’d fuckhead. The president of the richest country on the earth is not able to just troll or shitpost. This isn’t a fucking joke, none of it. You are the poster child of a shitty American and an idea that lives in the mind of everyone around the world who sees us for what we are. Fuck you.
You sound just like a Russian pundit prior to the invasion of Ukraine, you fucking putz.
When he invades I am going to make sure the Canadian Army finds you
Alright, enjoy the toilet then, I guess.
Feel free to leave, no one is making you stay here.
I think that mouth breathing Elon fanboys are in fact worse than ordinary people being threatened with invasion.
Translation: I find admitting that I may be wrong essentially impossible, to the point where I would rather enable fascism than do so. Sounds like a you problem, buddy.
Credibility. It’s a thing.
This is confusing 🤔 And also, as an overeducated American living in Canada… why *shouldn't* Canadians take seriously Trump's threat to weaken and annex the country? You think he wouldn't keep pushing harder for it if it seemed to be working?
So you know more than our PM and ministers that are stating plainly that seems to be the goal? This isn’t about fentanyl when the amount entering the US has dropped and is about 1% of what goes there. Also, the US exports more guns, fentanyl and refugees to Canada by a landslide.
Peak pundit brain: “You people are dumb for worrying about _____”. We should all aspire to be as disinterested as you are
There is a difference between "we do not know for certain that a trade war is the worst case scenario, and Trump has gone to extremes often enough to make it rational to take his wild threats seriously" and "Trump is going to invade." We don't know one way or the other. Neither do you.
Also, "I prefer uneducated opponents to educated ones" is such a self-own that I'm surprised you didn't delete the post immediately just for that.
Go back to the Nazi bar then 🤷♀️ don't come here and punch down at people whose lives are at risk.
Look americans not having basic reading comprehension does not make the rest of us overeducated. My second grader having a better reading comprehension than half of Florida is on you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 no wonder you numpties keep electing fucking idiots
Shut the fuck up, trustfund baby
oh so you have to engage with consensus reality here gotcha lmao go put your head in the sand while our society crumbles pls
Pretty clever of you to elevate the **under education** of USA citizens.
You are a very silly man and I’m not going to interview you.
As opposed to undereducated USAians who voted for Trump and haven't yet realized he's dismantling your country.
Like the rest of the media he likes republicans and wants them to succeed no matter how many people they hurt
Lol Lmao even
Yeah this is fake.
Sit the fuck down arrogant hack.
Shit, man, your sources just got Friday night opsec concerns from this one. 🤣
You MUST be kidding. USaian here who knows enough to take Trump’s saber-rattling seriously. And not merely b/c he has provoked a reaction; it’s because USians who have power to fulfill his capricious, *illegal* demands are acting on them now! Best attend to ex-GOP who are sounding the alarms.
You are obvs just right, Goldilocks, not undereducated and not over. White, American, and male, your POV is clearly the only one that matters. We don’t deserve you. Fuck all the off to X
You'd rather hang out at a place filled with stupid and poorly-educated people. Well, my mother always said, "You are the company you keep." Guess she had a point
You haven’t a fucking clue do you. Remember when Vivek and Elon were going to work within congressional rules and laws to cut government through hiring freezes and attrition? Dead fucking wrong so you appears you desperately need the educated Canadian lectures.
That sounds like a *you* problem, in addition to you not knowing which site you're on
Posting on the wrong platform absolutely made your point for you: you’re lazy as fuck and don’t give a shit.
Attention to detail garbage, self-awareness zero, accountability when you fuck up nonexistent
Canadian here. We take threats to our sovereignty seriously, something that the U.S. could learn about. Instead they let a narcissistic sociopath take over their country for Russia. But maybe Twitter is a better place for you.
Its a sign, Jordan, leave the Xis behind. Join us, Jordan! Join us!
sorry to state the obvious but you need better hobbies
yes, it's all so much fun, weimar media. everyone will wake up on the trains.
This is such sad loser shit man. Honestly you should sign off all social media and never post again
Bud, you are either wilfully blind, or severely lacking in the faculties of perception and observation, 'cause you are severely mis-reading Trump and his henchmen.
Educated Canadians are rightly concerned about Trump's reckless rhetoric. Dismissing his annexation threats is naïve and dangerous. Here's a well-researched piece by an insightful journalist making that case.
Don't forget to include all attack vectors bsky.app/profile/peip...
Good point! I don’t use FB, IG, or X, and hope more people will reconsider doing the same.
Not Canadian but happy to lecture you as well for posting on the wrong site
low quality bait post try harder
Wow Jordan. Harsh. The fact that you think anyone can be “over educated” says more about you than anything else. There is no other logical reason for Trump’s actions against Canada and going against the agreement HE signed. Educate yourself. 🇨🇦
Here's the thing though Geordie, if you took Trump's nutz out of the back of your throat before you spoke, we might have an easier time hearing what you're trying to say.
PS: briefly - he's going to invade.
This pretend wrong posting is not as edgy as you think. With the late user influxes we’re more accustomed to mediocrity here.
Go back to X and stay there. We clearly don't deserve you. We'll somehow make it without you.
Lol and you thought people would be laughing along with you that you can't handle discussions with educated Canadians
Never heard of you. Looks like I was not missing anything
This reads like something someone undereducated would say.
"Overeducated Intelligent Canadians are harrasing me here on Bsky..." LOL AMERICAN IDOT! 🖕
How about you just stfu. How does that sound?
Are you so ignorant that you fail to understand that even IF Trump is making empty threats, MAKING the threats is a huge problem? The actual trade war he's started notwithstanding.
Dude are you really mocking Canadians who are legitimately concerned for their sovereignty in the face of a mad king wannabe who said that our treaties with them don't matter?
Jordan’s going to cheer when Trump starts arresting his colleagues. Clearly a disgrace to his profession
He sure is. Fuck I’m sick of Americans right now.
I'm an American and *I'm* sick of Americans, if that gives you any indication of how shit is going down here.
Yeah, fuck us for knowing things and being able to say them.
Gonna bookmark this one alongside my other “he would never..” collection of posts. Even if he doesn’t bomb/invade, he’s not interested in salvaging this relationship & would love to see Canada economically destroyed. If achieved, he’d twist the knife like he’s done to Ukraine. Go Team Canada.
There’s no such thing as over educated. Unless of course, you are an insular American.
So you prefer the company of nazis to Canadians
Yawn
Tabarnak la câlisse
"Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my way of life. Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee. Away, you three inch fool!"
Copying and pasting to both sites to maximize your engagement? That's just sad. Not changing the wording for it to make sense? That's just lazy.
God, you’re a condescending prick.
"Overreducated Intelligent Canadians are harrasing me here.." LOL AMERICAN IDOT!
He is clueless. Like a lot of Americans. But he’s a journalist. 🙄
I'm thinking millions of unhinged journalists and unstable teachers who moonlight as trolls are a huge part of how their country got to where it's at Today...
For sure!
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'I prefer fascists to anti-fascists'
"Overeducated" means a person who disagrees with an "Undereducated" person. Being governed by the "Undereducated" political choices is not working out well. There is no such thing as being over educated.
He's erratic but we're taking his threats of annexing seriously. 🇨🇦
Get fucked man. Keep treating it as a joke.
You dumb bitch you can't even tell which app you're posting to
Big if real
Did you post this on the wrong site?
Bury your head in the sand all you want but pretending that psychotic idiot doesn't want to invade us is being naive and normalizing that assholes behavior.
Wow. You're so smart. We don't deserve you here. Fuck off maybe.
When the insurrection comes you will face the wall along with the rest of the fascists.
"Everyone on Bluesky is smarter than me"
Just thought I’d pile on. Why wouldn’t we take him seriously? He wants our water and resources, he wants to be just like Putin his hero. So STFU (Sorry)
Hey can you share some of your dunks... There are dunks... Right?
Jordan I wish you luck in your thriving industry.
Question: what is the amount of education that is ideal, at which more education results in a negative state? Over-educated, I assume, is like being overweight or overdraft or overcooked.
