WHAT IF: Superman doesn’t technically need food because he’s Solar powered but what if Kryptonian poop was like bird guano? And he’d take a little crap wherever he launched. I bet he’d shit on Lex Luthor’s car all the time.
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If superman were to poop High enough & hard enough he could vaporise Lex's Bugatti with a Turdstike that broke the sound barrier on the way down. Good Night All
jul 14, 2025, 4:03 am • 1 0 • view
It get tough up there in that brain casing sometimes eh Lar
jul 13, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
I just work here ;)
jul 13, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Trust me that I completely understand.
jul 13, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
This post has got me thinking about the potential health-benefits of getting a fecal transplant form a Kryptonian... Would Kryptonian gut bacteria be able to cure disease and give us the ability to drink stagnant water? These are important thoughts to be pondering at 6:30 AM...🤣
jul 14, 2025, 11:47 am • 2 0 • view
😂
jul 13, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view
They f..cked up Superman be letting him be able to go back in time. Why doesn't he do that all the time?
jul 14, 2025, 1:35 am • 1 0 • view
What I don't like in Superhero movies we have today, is that they cannot win without outnumbering the enemy. They have to fight with 2 or even 5 -10 people.
jul 14, 2025, 1:37 am • 0 0 • view
That would imply he has to pull down his trousers while flying, or he’s super-streaking
jul 14, 2025, 5:30 am • 2 0 • view
Or it would be super fertilizer, and he could live on the profits from selling it to gardeners. No more 9-5, more time for the good fight.
jul 13, 2025, 8:00 pm • 1 0 • view
I bet the Kent Farm is known for its super produce ;)
jul 13, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
"Clark! You haven't touched your prune juice! You know the county fairs coming up! Get to drinkin', boy!"
jul 14, 2025, 12:25 am • 1 0 • view
SUPERMAN IS GREEN ENERGY!!!!!
jul 14, 2025, 8:06 am • 1 0 • view
That would imply that Superman has a cloaca.
jul 14, 2025, 1:45 am • 1 0 • view
I don't claim to be an expert on Kryptonian biology :)
jul 14, 2025, 1:51 am • 0 0 • view
Super en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca
jul 14, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view
Can Superman poop while flying? Is that a secret superpower? Maybe it’s toxic, since he’s from another planet?
jul 13, 2025, 9:58 pm • 1 0 • view
How efficient is Superman’s body at converting solar energy? If even a small percentage of that power needs to be dumped as waste, Superman’s poop could be a marvelous energy source.
jul 13, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
I like to believe he sets off car alarms and dogs howl when drops a duece, post launch or not.
jul 14, 2025, 5:01 pm • 1 0 • view