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high king pilnok @pilnok.dad

still have never broken a bone btw

jul 8, 2025, 5:42 pm • 12 0

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Jake @jake.sooscreek.productions

Getting hit by a pickup is somehow the closest I’ve come? Hairline fractures in both hips and somehow that’s it. Clearly we’re tougher than trucks Soft tissue though, woof. Had a discectomy at 21

jul 8, 2025, 5:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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high king pilnok @pilnok.dad

oh GOD?! I got very lucky. just foot swollen to the size of a football, golf ball size hematoma on my arm, and light road rash on my hip. it was a snowy winter so I had a parka on for a little padding to my torso/arms. it's a quality coat, I still wear it and it has permanent battle marks lol

My hand holding the sleeve of a white puffy jacket, there's a black streak and some lightly torn fabric on the forearm
jul 8, 2025, 5:52 pm • 7 0 • view
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Jake @jake.sooscreek.productions

The rare actually cool coat story, damn. That thing held up incredibly considering. I think I got lucky because I was already partially in the air so it hit me more full on and was going slowish

jul 8, 2025, 5:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Anathema Pareidolia 🏳️‍⚧️🏴’� @imbecillicus.rex.lol

hell yeah, third member of "got hit by a pickup truck and hasn't broken a bone" club here, my bicycle did not survive though

jul 8, 2025, 5:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jake @jake.sooscreek.productions

RIP bike 😢

jul 8, 2025, 6:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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hrVst, Unmarketable 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta! @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social

we love a woman made of wrought iron

jul 8, 2025, 5:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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NohVah @nohvah00.bsky.social

so, you're actually a SPARTAN is what I'm understanding...

jul 8, 2025, 5:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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alo @aloysius.bsky.social

found an old photo of you and the f150 driver

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jul 8, 2025, 6:09 pm • 4 0 • view