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high king pilnok @pilnok.dad

what happened to simply letting your eyes balloon out of your head and your tongue falling out of your mouth like you're rolling out a red carpet as steam puffs out your ears when you see a beautiful woman

jul 21, 2025, 8:34 pm • 31 1

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Vilos - Finding A Life @vilospi.bsky.social

I do that in private, sry

jul 21, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hilary G @hilgoldstein.bsky.social

My wife came downstairs today and I said "Awooooooga!"

jul 21, 2025, 9:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Doni AKA Not THE Threat @donifmtgc.bsky.social

jul 21, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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alo @aloysius.bsky.social

It’s 2025 we gotta up our game

jul 21, 2025, 8:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social

We used to be able to turn our eyes into hearts and get nailed by an arrow from cupid in this country until Woke

jul 21, 2025, 8:36 pm • 1 0 • view