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high king pilnok @pilnok.dad

I have attended 21 Royals baseball games this year we won 61.9% of the games I attended that is better than our overall win/loss ratio (50.3%) for this reason, I believe the Royals organization should give me one free alcoholic beverage and one free soft pretzel (with cheese) at every game.

sep 12, 2025, 5:35 pm • 18 0

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NohVah @nohvah00.bsky.social

sep 12, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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jkdjeff.bsky.social @jkdjeff.bsky.social

61.9%? rookie numbers.

sep 12, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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high king pilnok @pilnok.dad

it's not my fault everyone wants to attend yankees games fucking yankees

sep 12, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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jkdjeff.bsky.social @jkdjeff.bsky.social

Also, you totally used an Excel sheet to figure this out, didn’t you?

sep 12, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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high king pilnok @pilnok.dad

yes ofc

sep 12, 2025, 6:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kam Konek @kamkonek.bsky.social

vouch

sep 12, 2025, 5:36 pm • 1 0 • view