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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨 @georgeous.one

I don't understand how having a wank helps you sleep. By its very nature, wanking raises your heart rate. Let alone actual sex. How can anyone go to sleep while their heart is banging on like a nail gun?

sep 1, 2025, 9:35 pm • 3 0

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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social

Natural post-coital reaction inducing relaxation. In the wild it allows the females to escape the clutches of the males.

sep 1, 2025, 9:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨 @georgeous.one

Maybe that's why it doesn't work on me - no females involved. 😂

sep 1, 2025, 9:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bikey Mikey 🏳️‍🌈 @bikeymikey.bsky.social

😂😂

sep 1, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Katerona One 🏳️‍⚧️ @kateronaone.bsky.social

It’s the handstand to go to the toilet after that takes it out you.

sep 2, 2025, 11:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Nestor @nes-tor.bsky.social

Trying to sleep with a hardon lying on your belly - impossible for me....

sep 1, 2025, 9:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨 @georgeous.one

Oh mine normally retracts pretty quickly after a, um, conclusion.

sep 1, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 0 • view