Found her she has fabric samples to bring home had to sit in this model one last time but NOT THE DEEP ONE THAT IS THE DEEP ONE 6/

Asked what Altar’d State is and spouse asked if she could record me to share with our teenager and I said no because I think she is making fun of me and I can’t tell 7/

On to store three and I’m hungry and want a little salty treat but they don’t have pretzels cuz we are at the boogie mall they have sushi and gelato what is this world coming to 8/

Stopped at chick-fil-a for a snack the line is crazy it wraps all the way around it’s like an ouroboros holy crap 9/

Showed this to spouse “Do you want to get just chairs?” I don’t think this was said in a nice way and I didn’t know what to say Thanks Greg 10/ bsky.app/profile/glbr...

Finished eating feeling better Rejuvenated Like a new man Who now gets to sit on couches 11/

Store #3 This place just feels expensive I think I just heard a Khruangbin song yes it’s clearly expensive But oh this one very very nice

19b will have to forego a semester of college for this one but he will survive right Kids are coddled too much anyhow and naps are important 13/

Fabric samples again I asked if I could drool on it to see if the color would change the salesperson laughed and I just stared her in the eye 14/

Phone died and I got super bored but held it together We did it and it’s over I’m so proud of me 15/

We literally rubbed dog hair on the fabric samples when we bought our last couch

Too funny! I need more of that.

Just nod and smile, Doc.

I did warn you that no good would come from this.

Me trying to figure out what's a "boogie mall"...🤔 OH HE MEANS BOUGIE 😂

Making fast time if on to store 3! I +1 your online purchase preference. As for deep vs not, unsolicited advice: do not fight the pillows. If someone has short legs (can be an issue even if a person is 5'6"), it can take a lot of bolstering to be both comfortable and have feet on the ground.

*sends you strength* I can drive you snacks if you need.