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jedimika.bsky.social @jedimika.bsky.social

And spending more words on the COMPLETLY UNREALATED 911 call than the accident. You can just picture it: Rudy in a car at night saving damsels... He's basically Batman.

aug 31, 2025, 8:18 pm • 542 13

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Taylor @talltaylor.bsky.social

To me it sounds like the driver of Rudy's vehicle was stopped on the freeway, then probably pulled out into a lane before picking up speed - or maybe without looking to see if cars were coming. This was the driver btw, Ted Goodman.: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

sep 1, 2025, 5:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Rosalie Rothner @rosalierothner.bsky.social

One of the big red flags in interrogation is when the suspect will describe their day in excruciating details, until they get to the actual important event, and then it's a one sentence "and then this happened".

sep 1, 2025, 5:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Lauowolf @lauowolf.bsky.social

They left out the part where he helped Timmy and Lassie get that kid out of a well on his way to the car

sep 1, 2025, 1:11 am • 1 0 • view
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ellenahzulu.bsky.social @ellenahzulu.bsky.social

"...business partner and medical provider..." So, not loved ones?

sep 1, 2025, 12:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Steve W @steve-weiss.bsky.social

More like The Penguin

aug 31, 2025, 8:37 pm • 4 0 • view
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🇧 🇴 🇧 🇧 🇮 🇳 🇵 🇴 🇳 🇾 🇹 🇦 🇮 🇱 @bobbinponytail.bsky.social

‘immediately rendered assistance’ wtf does this mean in that situation? calling 911, right? so…redundant statement. ok.

aug 31, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gabe Burgess @gabeburgess.bsky.social

He's the penguin at this stage

aug 31, 2025, 9:02 pm • 2 1 • view
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Lasso @scottpal.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 10:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mirabella @fortunesprospect.bsky.social

😂 not who I want to rescue me

aug 31, 2025, 8:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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andstacey.bsky.social @andstacey.bsky.social

So that wasn't actually hair dye that was running down his face that time but more likely was shark repellent or something from his utility belt!

sep 1, 2025, 11:01 am • 1 0 • view
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social

Giuliani rescued a litter of puppies and then an hour later…

sep 1, 2025, 12:00 am • 2 0 • view
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Pasquinel @pasquinel.bsky.social

Man can't make any statement without mentioning 911

aug 31, 2025, 8:24 pm • 819 27 • view
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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social

I mean…you’re not wrong. 🙃

aug 31, 2025, 8:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Michael Sicinski @msicism.bsky.social

"A noun, a verb, and 9/11," one of Biden's sicker burns.

aug 31, 2025, 8:36 pm • 290 5 • view
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John Tehan @wdtcchairjt.bsky.social

I made that into a limerick about the GOP candidates that year: Well there's Huckabee, anointed by heaven, And McCain, born in 1937? Mitt Romney's a putz, And Ron Paul's just plain nuts, Leaving Rudy: noun, verb, nine-eleven!

aug 31, 2025, 9:28 pm • 209 8 • view
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Gabriel but 🏳️‍⚧️ @petrichor-echos.bsky.social

Holy shit that made my night

sep 1, 2025, 5:23 am • 1 0 • view
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BFCF @stormseazon.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 12:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Mannycat @mannycat.bsky.social

ha ha, good one!!

sep 1, 2025, 11:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social

Haha, that’s great. [earnest clapping]

aug 31, 2025, 11:03 pm • 18 0 • view
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My favorite teams are getting better @saltshakerjk.bsky.social

Ahhh, the good old days. When that was the worst the GOP had to offer

sep 1, 2025, 4:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cantankerous Old Bastard @venevidiexequi.bsky.social

That sorta thing made me like Joe. He wasn't afraid to call bullshit.

sep 1, 2025, 2:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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taraander.bsky.social @taraander.bsky.social

This is perfection!

sep 1, 2025, 4:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Alice Lastname @jennyoldstones.bsky.social

lol

aug 31, 2025, 9:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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SILENCE IS NOT GOLDEN @scorpio511.bsky.social

Now that is funny 🙌

aug 31, 2025, 9:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nilabisan @nilabisan.bsky.social

As Joe Biden said, every Giuliani sentence contains a noun, a verb and 9/11.

sep 1, 2025, 4:29 am • 27 0 • view
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wormbologna @wormbologna.bsky.social

asdfghj

aug 31, 2025, 8:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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That little thorn in your fingertip @itsjustme2.bsky.social

You win

sep 1, 2025, 1:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com

Winning post right here

aug 31, 2025, 10:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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gubbbo.bsky.social @gubbbo.bsky.social

Take a bow sir

aug 31, 2025, 8:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Algernon D’Ammassa @algernonwrites.bsky.social

Underrated reply.

aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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snarkypete.bsky.social @snarkypete.bsky.social

Winner

sep 1, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
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pomma65.bsky.social @pomma65.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 7:10 am • 3 0 • view
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Gina Luciano @luigina.bsky.social

😂🤣😂🤣

sep 1, 2025, 3:59 am • 0 0 • view
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hiscox8.bsky.social @hiscox8.bsky.social

Did he have to take his pants off to help the abused woman too?

sep 1, 2025, 12:59 am • 0 0 • view
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auntieranty.bsky.social @auntieranty.bsky.social

Such an absolute slap in the face to the families go lost loved ones. I, too, survived 9/11. I was in California.

sep 1, 2025, 4:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Anna Rosen @arosen999.bsky.social

😆

aug 31, 2025, 8:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jim - is he dead yet? @jimj.bsky.social

*applause*

aug 31, 2025, 11:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gary Ray Betz @garyraybetz.bsky.social

Too funny!!!

sep 1, 2025, 2:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Churlayla 86.47 @churlayla.bsky.social

youtu.be/JhJxjUxxiAY?...

aug 31, 2025, 9:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tara Danger @taradanger.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣 Only because, really oligarchs? What the fuck is wrong with you? You could literally be Batman.

aug 31, 2025, 9:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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jedimika.bsky.social @jedimika.bsky.social

"What the fuck is wrong with you" That's a question I ask the mirror everyday.

aug 31, 2025, 9:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tara Danger @taradanger.bsky.social

Really? It's not, what can I build to be Batman? You must not be an oligarch. 😁

sep 1, 2025, 2:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Anna Jacobsen @annajac.bsky.social

Picking up a young lady… helping her or picking up a prostitute and having a spokesperson who has to explain why the girl was in the car with him and why he wasn’t wearing his seatbelts?

sep 1, 2025, 5:40 am • 1 0 • view
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DawgLove @valleah.bsky.social

More like Ratman

aug 31, 2025, 10:20 pm • 2 0 • view