Baron Trump still plays with plastic green army men. Trump told him to knock it off a few times. Then Trump was watching Bridesmaids Wars on TV and he changed the channel. Count them! SIX wars ended!
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Wrong! Fake news! I know for a fact he ended at least one Cupcake War!
aug 18, 2025, 9:18 pm • 3 0 • view
I believe Trump was victorious. His waistline suggests he has a great record in all of his wars against food!
aug 18, 2025, 11:32 pm • 2 0 • view
This is not fake news! He has a bigly beautiful record. I've seen the photos of his trophies: the hamburder war, cupcake war, the taco war, putin's coc....
aug 18, 2025, 11:44 pm • 4 0 • view