Why are you so mean to Sissy SpaceX 😊

Humans need connection, respect, meaning and purpose

I came to check if you were on Bluesky as a result of seeing this post elsewhere (not Twitter). Glad to see you here!

One thing I would suggest out of the gates is verifying your @bsky.app account by using your domain as a handle -- e.g. @reidhoffman.org bsky.social/about/blog/4...

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Welcome to the land of critical thought. Happy you're here!

I hope Musk spends all his money doing battle with an imaginary adversary. A tale for the ages is being written.

100% probability on that.

Undeed! 👏🏻

He's obsessed with funding. He's absolutely certain there's money behind all this. The alternative? People just hate him.

Lol! That's a thing of beauty -- I just finished cleaning out the vegetable drawer in my fridge, when this crossed my feed!

Oh God I think I love you 😒🥰😂😂😂

As of March 2025, the Polity Index score for the United States is 0, indicating that the country is no longer classified as a democracy and lies at the cusp of autocracy. We can thank Trump, SCOTUS, Project 2025, and the Broligarchy for this bullshit. May this regime's demise be swift and certain.

In the UK Amazon pay very little tax, far from the amount they ought to pay. No one appears to be concerned about this. They soon investigate ordinary folk if they owe money to the tax authorities. It seems that the richer you are tax evasion is given the thumbs up!

Totally agree. If you are an ordinary citizen the tax authorities are very hot on your tail if you owe tax. Dare I mention the Royal Family who also need to pay more tax, along with Amazon and Starbucks.

Everybody hates you. Even the ones you think don’t.

100% chance that we are 😉✌🏼

Even Tesla drives were honking at yesterday’s protests. He’s wildly disliked for the harm he’s causing ppl, 100%

get his ass

I love watching executives destroy each other. In an ideal world we would make them fight to the death

Glad to have you!

Asking Elon to do math is like asking an elephant to give you a pedicure.

Reid with all do respect, and I do respect your success, you are making yourself look like a buffoon antagonizing Elon just to try to fit in with an ephemeral zeitgeist. History will remember Elon positively and the haters negatively even if short term you feel like that will make you popular

I'm sad for you buddy. Just so sad. Embarrassed too.

Bill is a cultist.

Ok boomer.

It’s ‘due’ respect.

Thank you for helping fight Elon.

He's a lunatic 🤣

Earned follow

It's almost like Elon is looking for empathy. But that can't be right.

This is amazing! Great retort Reid!

Bravo. Thank you for owning that moronic fraud.

He’s never been very bright

💯 agree! Welcome 🦋

oh hi reid. there's a lot of goodwill to be had if you can be a tech dude who isn't a piece of shit right now, if you wanna fill that void

You sir are a breath of fresh air.

I never heard of you until the memes of this started flowing (never used linkedin). Where's my money? OBVIOUSLY we're in cahoots.

Ohhhh 💥💥💥💥💥 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

People Really Really don’t like him!!

I mean- we’ve likely accomplished a few things in our lives vs buying w mommy & daddy’s $$

Would it be strange to think Elon Musk does cocaine?

Whats the probability that an American grows a spine and shoots him?

💙💙💙💙

Love to hear your voice. Thank you!

Damn dude, no one told me I could get PAID for hating on Elmo. I've been doing it for free since he turned Twitter into hatefest central.

A black hole (profile pic) is the perfect description of Elon Musk. A black hole is the remnant of an imploded star, and the most destructive and diabolical force in the universe. If you get close, you will be torn apart. It sucks all the energy from its surroundings and is as black as Musk's soul.

👏👏🇺🇸🇺🇸💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Go Reid! Go LI!

Oh, my statistics are a bit rusty, but with regard to Musk, you are 100% correct!!

I have never been paid a dime for hating someone, let alone having to be paid to hate Elon Musk. I have been hating him for free for quite a few years, even before the Las Vegas Loop scam.

Lol, touché

Weird. You’re way below him here.

I just updated my priors and followed you.

It’s sad that in the billionaire club, Elon has no peer willing to take him aside and let him know that people dislike him so much we’re doing it for free.

I'm only interested in watching rich people fight if they do it with knives.

We can count - that's something

It’s an interesting phenomenon that their conspiracies are always rooted In funding. I wonder why that is their first avenue of thought

There was a time with grown ass adults, especially billionaires, didn't give a shit about popularity on the Internet because they had actual important things to concentrate on. (More of a dig at Elon than you) Just sayin'.

Nice…👍🏻

Nothing could make a woman drier than seeing that white belly flab peek out while he is attempting to jump. No wonder he has to inject his sperm if he wants to get a female pregnant.

And also, according to what Grimes told someone, his dick is broken. The result of a botched implant.

Thanks for starting to take a stronger stand

The probability is 0% that you or anyone else has to pay me to vehemently dislike Elon Musk.

Your stats track. Don’t expect too much from Elon. The “boy genius” image is just a facade. He didn’t develop or invent anything he sells. People assume because his company spearheaded the EV boom and because he wants to go to Mars that he’s brilliant, but he’s of pretty average intelligence.

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Aha this is such a badass response. Elon is completely deprived in the self-awareness and common sense departments. 💀

There's only one adult in that chat. Proof that brains > trollery. While Musk flails with conspiracy theories and bot-stuffed polls, Reid dismantles him with facts & wit. Musk’s ‘free speech’ crusade? Just free passes for hate

Well over here, ppl value things like Work Life Balance. YOU think that's a "red flag". You believe BALANCE suggests we aren't committed to "winning". Maybe winning IS a balanced life, & not working oneself to death for perpetuity to make money for a company. You're part of the problem.

Is the "Inc" crowd willing to take responsibility for creating the MuskMonster by practically worshipping him and presenting him as a role model for years before we all found out he's a batshit crazy sociopath with world domination aspirations? Asking for hundreds of millions of friends.

Great comeback Reid 👏👏👏👏💙🪖🇺🇸

More crocodile tears

Probability that Elon passed statistics: [ERROR] Undefined

Great post. Love your moxie. ☕✨ Lookin' forward to more ~ ~ an Oregonian, reclusive, blue in a sea of red

Do I know Reid Hoffman? No. Does this earn points with me. Yes, yes it does.

Leon has a serious case of projecting his actions unto others huh?

Of course we are, we like science.

Just think, you must’ve replaced the 95-year-old George Soros with your checks for everybody!🤦‍♀️ Leon is such a pathetic excuse for a human or a grown man.

[Tone: Hype] Talk you shit maneeeeeeee. 🖖🏽

I like to think we are, yes. 😀 Welcome!

I dig at the very unlikeable rocket guy for free but if you're making payments I'll take those as a bonus. lol

Hi Reid welcome to Bsky. For what it worth I try to post engaging and useful content. bsky.app/profile/real...

Doesn’t look like many layers at all. Lol get ‘em Reid!

You've already gotten way under his thin skin, well done and keep up the good work! Musk is a cancerous lesion on the country.

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that Elon called you out means you deserve a follow.

As someone who studied statistics for my PhD focus, I can confirm that your analysis is accurate. fElon is certainly disliked every day, will certainly be disliked in the future, is a factually demonstrated liar, and demonstrates his desire to manipulate facts with bots. My confidence level = 100%

Shout out to you for biting his a$$!!!

Hey, I already quoted (and used) Bayes’ Theorem tonight, and my name isn’t Nate Silver!

The probability that you made Elon upsetty spaghetti? 100%. The probability that I follow you because of it? 100%.

Welcome to the world of sanity & reality computation.

Seems like some solid stats in that second post 🤷‍♂️

Thank you LinkedIn guy!

Huh, this is a pretty strong endorsement for LinkedIn tbh.

The probability is 99.999% that we're much better at probabilities. I'd say 100%, but there's always that one guy.

Oh, dude. I rounded up. 😂

So, you're telling me there's a chance... youtu.be/zMRrNY0pxfM?...

100%

And if you're giving out checks, where's mine? Lol

Oh Reid! He so desperately needs to cling to this belief! It’s all he has left.

maybe, we're not all "geniuses" like *that* guy.

Followed you just for this

Folks on Bluesky are also better at disliking Musk without the need for financial incentives. If Mr Musketamine thinks I need someone to pay me to advocate against his exploding piles of trash, he’s in for a surprise.

Let me tell you about #Elon...

The probability all of the stories written in the near future and beyond will be about the individual heroic American citizens with little to no power doing tiny little things that ended up crushing the dictator? 100% Probability none will be about the traitors or their tyrant? 100%

Probability stories will be written about heroic Democrats? ZERO

Question any investment with Leon long term.

😂👍

I feel cheated... I don't like him, and no one is paying me? Where do I submit my "I don't like you" voucher?

Meanwhile ... www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

You should tell him the probably of funding contra his interests approaches 100% since he’s already determined you must be doing it

Chance of me following Reid Hoffman? 100%

Nice to see Tesla sales are bottoming around the world 😊

bsky.app/profile/ha-l...

They are generally not as mean.

THANK YOU, for having a spine. 👏👏

Probably

Thank you. I really needed a good laugh today!

thank you, thank you and...THANK YOU!

You had me at bold faced honesty.

#TruthToPower #OustTeamFelon47

Glad you are getting set up over here. X is not a public square & enabling that dangerous & unstable man via engagement on that platform & giving him the resulting profit... there's just a better, healthier option over here.

No alt-text?

Here I am, hating him for free, like a sucker

savage and quantified, the gruesome twosome of a solidly fire shitpost well done

I fucking hate Elon “apartheid” musk.

That was a classic comeback Reid. 🤣🤣💪💪

First of all, LOVE THIS. Being mocked by another billionaire has to sting musky a bit. Second, I deleted twitter so I can see the responses that you received - any chance someone could post some of them.

Nobody paid us to protest. We sincerely hate that man.

Don't do ketamine folks

Truth!

Welcome!

We don't bring to BlueSky what we left. Posting to discuss what is not on this platform is antithetical. Make and create here.

Yeah, folks here tend not to just pull probabilities out of their wishing hats, but use empirical support.

🙌 yes

Fabulous Reid, keep punching!

Scientists, artists, mathematicians, revolutionaries, comedians; bluesky is great

Bluesky is better

Probably

Welcome!

Probably that Musk is crying about Mr. Hoffman's witty response. 100% PS thank you Mr. Hoffman FOR that well crafted response. Love a good chuckle at the expense of a Nazi looser first thing in the morning. Great way to kick the day off. Cheers to you sir.

*Probability (should have had some caffeine first lol)

I loved his wit and comeback to musk. 🤣

100% LOVE that 'our side' has WAY WAY more great with and humor.

100% he is looking for empathy from people because he is a cry baby and it’s all about him.

Welcome to Bluesky Reid!

Maybe he's just a garbage human. 100 %

Oh yeah!!!!!

Insta follow

Probability that I'll follow someone who annoys the world's richest dumbass? 100%

TBH I've never heard of you before this but it's funny af keep pissing off Elon ✌️👍

You seriously have never heard of Reid Hoffman? He was part of the PayPal team with Elon, then left and founded LinkedIn. He’s one of the biggest democratic donors in the last 15+ years.

Yup, I don't follow politics generally speaking

If you want to go down a weird rabbit hole of how PayPal is a huge reason why we are in this shit hole, look up “PayPal Mafia”. Peter Thiel is the true ring leader of this fascist movement , but others like Reid went to other way.

This reply to facist musKKK is 100% accurate!!

It's always good to remember that when it comes to the far right, every accusation is a confession.

The Nazi loving billionaire, ruining lives, stealing people's data and social security can't work out why people fucking hate him.

Thank you for the diversion Reid I get to finance TeslaTakeDown from my bat cave in Australia and Musk is directing all blame to you 😉 ps. Welcome to BlueSky

I think we'll find 100% that what evilon mucks is saying here is really a confession to what he is doing 100%! When is this South African eejit, who lied on his immigration forms, getting deported?

This made me cackle. Thank you

Just in case you are handing out checks though, I really fucking hate Elon Musk.

Welcome to bluesky.

Thanks for your response to the completely baseless BS Musk and cronies came up with. He just can't accept that he's making Cybertrucks full of enemies and everyone doesn't regard him as a genius.

Reid I don't know how much you are supposed to be paying me, but I would ask you to step it up!! C'mon buddy!!

🤭 Bravo.

I'm sorely tempted to follow, un-follow then follow again like 50 or 60 times over this. One follow just doesn't feel like enough.

#CryElonCry #NobodyLikesElon www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIxv...

Idk who you are or what your ethics / morals/ motivations are, but I'm 100% here to find out.

Well played sir.

mike drop

We are 100% better at probabilities.

Welcome!

If I had any talent like Kendrick Lamar, I would put out fully self funded diss tracks against this dipshit. But I'll settle to hate him for free. You're right Mr. Hoffman!

Oh, Elon. That silly victim stuff? It’s unseemly, and smells bad, too. Like a layer of chemicals. Did you get some dihydroxyacetone on yourself, maybe?

If something is probable, by definition it can’t be 100% 🤣 He’s saying it’s 100% a maybe.

And this is exactly why I’m following you. Welcome to Bluesky.

It's not that I don't like him, I would jam the doors on his burning Tesla with him inside. He's the most arrogant, deceitful and conniving grifter to have come along since Donald "I've bankrupted 6 businesses but I am a corporate welfare queen" Trump. People like that should stop breathing ASAP.

All I know is that I am part of the 100% that doesn’t like him. And that this feelings is 100% consequence of his actions.

The probability that #TeslaTakedown is working? 100%. The probability that people will stand up to authoritarianism? 100%.

Hell yes, it's working. #teslatakedown #saynotoswasticars #fElonMusk

Of course, musk ain't at tesla today. Other priorities are keeping him busy

It seems there are a whole lot more Nazis in the USA than I thought there were, your probabilities are too high

#CryElonCry futurism.com/elon-musk-te...

The drugs aren't going to help with that.

Men crying is totaly fine for me, if is real, But this dishearted MuskRat making up he’s suffering, makes me 🤮. He pretends to have feelings, he clearly has not. What was he expecting after throwing under the bus seniors, veterans,immigrants, employes, poor children? “Cry baby”but cry me an ocean.

Oh he does have feelings. Towards Elon Musk.

You are right. After all, he is narcisist as hell.

Yep. In his eyes he is the only real person, his admirers are "almost human" and everyone else is just a NPC. Which is why he may really think the protests etc. are paid and not organic, because after all NPCs do not have agency, right?

When the richest ‘man’ in the world is starving the poorest children in the world, in Africa, where potentially 6 million could die. Elon, Trump and all those that stand and support them are evil.

Welcome! Glad you're here!

Nice own! 😂

Get off the sidelines and start using the wealth to be a voice

Thank you for standing up to the F-Elon!

We are better on Bluesky!!

Good bet. Welcome!

Not a bot here & giving a 👍

I think you’re probably right.

Social blade has dropped twitter

I think you pretty much nailed it Reid.

Throw penny coins to the man who tried to ban them already. IRL Roko’s Basilisk this son-a bitch. He deserves his worst fear, tear down the wall.

Infants. All the tech bros. We have them the $$$, now tax them into oblivion. They cannot be in charge. They are babies. Little boys with their toys, destroying our country and the world. Stop!

If it's 100%, then it's not a probability, it's a fact. For a genius, #SpaceKaren is remarkably dumb.

Don't leave X. Keep staying there and hurting his feelings.

I smell a weenie roast!!!

Yes, we believe in mathematics here.

Bonkers that people simply don't like nazis.