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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social

Rumor has it you can snap the tablets in half and shove them into a half-drunk Diet Dr Pepper, but put your hand over the top or it’ll all spurt out like an eager lover.

aug 30, 2025, 8:13 pm • 11 0

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[zoem] aka helvetica lowercase @noctalgia.space

the "like an eager lover" there just set my stomach feeling unwell

aug 30, 2025, 8:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ada Maeks You Shriek!!! 🧟‍♀️ 🏳️‍⚧️ @roll-girl-x.bsky.social

How eager?

aug 30, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social

College eager

aug 30, 2025, 9:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ada Maeks You Shriek!!! 🧟‍♀️ 🏳️‍⚧️ @roll-girl-x.bsky.social

fuuuuuuuck

aug 30, 2025, 9:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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ꜱ ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ @yurei.bsky.social

It summons the aptly named It Slumbers Below, who was doing just fine napping until you snapped those tablets in half, Soda Pop Moses.

aug 30, 2025, 8:16 pm • 1 0 • view