They are universally terrible movies made, I assume, for people too scared to go all-in on either violence or porn (both sacred). They’re just bland imitations of better genres. They’re ice milk.
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Feeling nostalgic for Bond movies is like feeling nostalgic for trying to get a glimpse of tits on your friend’s scrambled playboy channel. Just go watch a John Woo movie and then jerk off to actual pornography.
sep 1, 2025, 1:33 am • 19 0 • view
An ex and I watched Dr No kind of passively in the background as we were setting up the new tv. Few nights later I look at her e-reader and the first sentence I see is a generic Bond villian penetrating James Bond on a table with restraints
sep 1, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view
i remembered Casino Royale as being a genuinely good movie, then re-watched it recently. nope
sep 1, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
As a society we have outlived the need for Bond films, but they keep making them.
sep 1, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
They are propaganda films so people won’t know western intelligence agencies are a bunch of fascist goons
sep 1, 2025, 1:54 am • 5 0 • view
👆👆👆💯💯💯
sep 1, 2025, 7:03 am • 3 0 • view
Harsh, but I fucking respect it.
sep 1, 2025, 1:31 am • 2 0 • view
I just want people to yell at me
sep 1, 2025, 1:31 am • 2 0 • view
damn bro this is savage
sep 1, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
I agree with every word, though I still love them because I love trash movies.
sep 1, 2025, 1:49 am • 1 0 • view
oh yeah, I watch them if they’re on. I just wanted to pop off.
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