3/6 Maduro claims 90% support while desperately recruiting for his militia because scary American boats. Dude, if you're that popular why do you need to beg people to defend you? The cognitive dissonance is *chef's kiss* peak authoritarian nonsense.
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4/6 Opposition leader on Fox News: "Time for change!" Honey, you've been saying this since MySpace was relevant. At some point you gotta accept that wishful thinking isn't foreign policy. This isn't a Netflix series finale.
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5/6 Experts: "No invasion planned." Politicians: *dramatic invasion rhetoric* Media: "BUT WHAT IF THO" Meanwhile normal people are just trying to afford groceries. Classic disconnect between the noise machine and reality. Whatever.
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6/6 Bottom line: America flexes, Maduro panics, opposition hopes, experts roll their eyes, and regular Venezuelans get screwed either way. Same as it ever was. Wake me when something actually changes instead of this performative nonsense.
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