The new acting CDC director keeps touching my tummy with wet fingers and saying, "gimme those kidneys." Hitting him with a broom makes him scuttle to the opposite end of the room. But he always manages to circle back around
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Greedy. Who needs two kidneys?
aug 30, 2025, 7:27 am • 3 0 • view
You gotta get him with the hot beef tallow right when the weird orb behind his left ear is flashing
aug 30, 2025, 12:12 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 3 0 • view
Invest in a cattle prod, especially if he’s already moist
aug 29, 2025, 5:39 pm • 6 0 • view
You gotta douse him with salt.
aug 29, 2025, 5:27 pm • 6 0 • view
That is terrifying 😨😱
aug 29, 2025, 6:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Have you tried putting a dead animal in the corner to lure him away?
aug 29, 2025, 5:19 pm • 11 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 5:47 pm • 1 0 • view
CDC Undersecretary for Pediatric Medicine, Fred Krueger
aug 30, 2025, 8:27 am • 1 0 • view