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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social

Since Trump could end speculation with a simple minute long press conference the options as I see it now are: 1) Trump has had a surgical procedure which is obvious to anyone who sees him and he’s waiting for it to heal, or it has incapacitated him. 2) He’s a drooling vegetable. 3) He’s dead.

sep 1, 2025, 3:02 pm • 42 4

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Charles Lewis (he/him) @clewis.bsky.social

Shrodinger's Dictator

sep 1, 2025, 3:44 pm • 4 0 • view
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Chris Huth @umlauthuth.bsky.social

we're veering close to even the bottom-tier philip k. dick novels being eerily prophetic

sep 1, 2025, 3:08 pm • 5 0 • view
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Noah Stevens @noahms456.bsky.social

Stroke, I’d be willing to bet on it.

sep 1, 2025, 3:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Glonzo Journalist @owlbear-camus.bsky.social

He is on a rest cure.

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sep 1, 2025, 8:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Michael Bernth @monovoce.bsky.social

Drooling vegetable is so close to his normal conditions that they might get away with it.

sep 1, 2025, 3:16 pm • 7 1 • view