preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised and the guillotine is bipartisan.
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view profile on Bluesky preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised and the guillotine is bipartisan.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/xcHRpuKOwKw
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Well fuck.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
If I didn’t know he was British I would imagine him being the fattest, stupidest, ugliest, small dicked owner of a lifted diesel truck with a “Let’s Go Brandon” bumper sticker parked outside a Buffalo Wild Wings in Buttfuck, Idaho. Just from that photo.
Sooz Kempner (@soozuk.bsky.social) reposted
When I was announced as the lead in a Doctor Who spinoff in 2023 Graham Linehan tweeted about me for TWO DAYS, tagging the BBC and others to say that I am pro-child abuse and they shouldn't work with me.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
I don’t usually kink shame, but apparently some users are still on Twitter because they…checks notes…have an undiscovered humiliation kink.
disc horse bot (@horsedisc.bsky.social) reposted
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes dads
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.
SwiftOnSecurity (@swiftonsecurity.com) reposted
Junior techs just adding random registry keys and command lines they find online
Karyna (@karyna.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
SwiftOnSecurity (@swiftonsecurity.com) reposted
"My only sin is that my conscience does not accuse me of anything."
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Calling it now. It’s taken them all week to get Grok to render him without 14 fingers on his bruised hand.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s at this point I would be asking if they’re OK financially.
Voultar (@voultar.com) reposted
Today, I've been looking at fantastically designed modern PSU for the Original Xbox designed by Team Resurgent! Type C, PD compliant! I'll have more details soon!
Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted
The United States had one of the worst COVID outcomes in the entire world from a body count standpoint. Anyone who argues with a straight face we were TOO cautious is an unserious imbecile.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Aaaaand the second I was mentioned, she followed me. Botass behavior.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
Oh for christ sakes. I just saw a Candlejack meme in the year of our lo
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
And there’s always a patch parade that comes after release.
Jay (@envinyon.bsky.social) reposted
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
TEOFT (@teoft.bsky.social) reposted
It's already been a year since the Everything Miku trend? Damn, time flies
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
The year of the Linux desktop will get here before the year of Tesla self driving.
heikadog (@heika.dog) reposted
...but not illegal to say, "god, i want it to happen." because that's its own sentence. it's an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so, that's perfectly fine. perfectly legal.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
That's hot.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Tragedy + Time = Comedy. It's been five minutes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tLY...
John Hultquist (@hultquist.bsky.social) reposted
Major Update: We now believe this incident impacts other Salesloft Drift integrations, not just Salesforce. We’re advising Salesloft Drift customers to treat any and all authentication tokens stored in or connected to the Drift platform as potentially compromised.
Nariman Gharib (@nariman.bsky.social) reposted
Screw it, unlocking the paywall on my Charming Kitten investigation. Everyone should know how they're impersonating former Pentagon officials to target activists. Full technical details, IoCs, everything that was VIP-only is free now vip.narimangharib.com/charming-kit... #APT35
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
And frankly I’m glad it’s at Apple TV because Silo has done well there and Amazon was stupid for not continuing with The Peripheral.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/grea... Yes.
Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted
This came to me in a vision
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Love Keanu in that. Sincerely hope they get him for the Apple TV Neuromancer series.
hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches (@riothobbit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
'culture vulture' for media is also good. 'corpse' for corporate is fun.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
Love this thread, but I was always a bigger fan of NAS in Johnny Mnemonic.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not entirely convinced this isn’t a feature at this point.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Spock. Spock never had a PhD.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my fucking god.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
John Carpenter's Gleaming the Cube
Rive (@rive.app) reposted
One little omnibar in @gamesdonequick.com's speedrun livestream carried more weight than most broadcast systems. Built by @supportclass.net. Learn how they did it: rive.app/blog/the-bro...
Palette Swap (@paletteswap.site) reposted
Alongside the release of Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater, Paramount Pictures announced today that frequent video game adaptation star Jack Black will portray Solid Snake in the long-awaited Metal Gear Solid movie. paletteswap.site/dif...
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
“S3 is malloc() for the internet.” Man. The kids are on some next level shit these days.
R.U. Sirius (@rusirius.bsky.social) reposted
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew and Tristan are average 90s teen girls as portrayed by straight to video comedy films. Full stop.
Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins (@wittywebhandle.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah... So there's an old saying that "a Grand Jury would indict a Ham Sandwich"... It looks like the Trump administration has finally put that to the test and lost.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody fucking asked you, bot.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
So that’s her villain origin. Pretty impressive for such mediocrity after.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
She is a doctor of philosophy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naomi_W...
NickRPGreen - Speedrun Tools UK (@nickrpgreen.com) reposted
Finally, the big one! Been teasing something for a little while now, so it gives me great pleasure to finally reveal... I AM GDQ HOTFIX'S NEWEST SHOWRUNNER! My new show "Fast Travel" will debut on Fri 19th Sept, highlighting runners and games from different regions across the globe! GDQ HYPE!!!!
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Fuck fuck fuck……fucking…………….FUCK!
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
Hey. Time to get into a class and fuck AI.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
That Microsoft has the gall to ruin Notepad and then release a modern Edit is sickening.
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Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
💉Josh Rubin, MD 🩺 (@drsandman11.medsky.social) reposted
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
My condolences, Zeke.
Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted
Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Gabe (@cwgabriel.bsky.social) reposted
Penny Arcade for August 27th 1999, 26 years ago today. We have been at this for a minute. www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/0...
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Am I supposed to be sober while I play them?
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s all well and good, but was the restaurant Cracker Barrel?
realhackhistory.org (@bsky.realhackhistory.org) reposted
It is pretty funny that The Anarchist Cookbook used to be the most shocking thing anyone could think of online because of dangerous bomb recipes and now we’ve got multi-billion dollar companies offering dangerous bomb recipes as a service. gizmodo.com/grok-assassi...
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
Do we have boots on the ground we could task with dumping trash in DC? Just asking.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally training Skynet on Mein Kampf was a subplot in one of the extended universe books.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
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Sofawolf Press Inc (@sofawolf.com) reposted
Furry creators, lend me your ears (tails, paws, maws, etc...)! We are starting to build out some educational materials around the Furry Economy and would like your help. If you make money in the furry economy we'd love you to take a little time and fill out the following survey: tally.so/r/woPqee
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the LLM in the fucking room with you right now?
Walter (RIP) (@nedzeppelin.bsky.social) reposted
Of course he wants to treat 14 year olds as adults, that’s what he did with Epstein
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone else noticed that the default gooner slop shit he produces has blonde hair and blue eyes? Dresses kinda trad?
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
So hey, here’s some frightening reading material. But you don’t have to take my word for it.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
I went down a rabbit hole the other day and found Groverhaus on Zillow. It has not sold since 2001. Meaning Grover still lives there.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel that in my ADHD.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
I found out you can make Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits at home. And that’s good enough for me.
🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ (@snipe.lol) reposted
Link without the login/paywall archive.is/PeMCO
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Nazi Punks Fuck Off.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is gonna be the weirdest crashout of 2025. I guarantee it.
Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins (@wittywebhandle.bsky.social) reposted
Just remember that not only is there something to be gained by fighting. But that through fighting, we create that world.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
Raising awareness that this Jake Manger guy is ripping people off.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
@serbrebrabry.bsky.social
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
And the Game Award for Best Use of Groverhaus in a social media post goes to…
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
laivamaa.bsky.social (@laivamaa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s only because Jake Gyllenhaal co-stars with a Labubu.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
So did I at first.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Lawnmower and a weed whacker, i’m more wondering what the shoes are. A comfortable pair are hard to find.
We're just normal men (@wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social) reposted
We’re just innocent men
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how David Carridene ended up in a hotel closet with a smile on his face, a belt around his neck and a fist around his dick.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
Please let this bum retire already.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
I’m not trans and I hope JK Rowling gets hit by a bus.
Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️🌈 (@chimeracoder.bsky.social) reposted
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I held it together until the Nordberg Thumbs Up
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social)
I’m afraid to look outside because it might be haunting me now.
Allan “Ransomware Sommelier” Liska (@ransomwaresommelier.com) reposted
Today’s interesting newly registered ransomware-themed domain name is: ransomware[.]eu I got all excited because I thought this might be a coordinated effort on behalf of the EU to raise ransomware awareness in a centralized, easy to remember, location. It is not that.
preciousRoy (@preciousroy.bsky.social) reply parent
Is….is it at least what it says on the tin?