I'm trying to keep my expectations in check in case of sophomore year regression but damn he looks GOOD
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I'm trying to keep my expectations in check in case of sophomore year regression but damn he looks GOOD
Let him cook!!!!!!!
🫡 my only regret is that we could not do more damage for u
That seems right 😂
Unfair of the universe to have the braves lose to the Phillies every night I was off work and then win on the backs of the rookies while I'm at work. Proud of the boys tho 🥹
Would actually love to see hurston pitch tonight. That 0.9 era against this lineup sounds interesting.
Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
hey buddy you doing okay
i've gotta stay up all night tonight for work reasons. what if I just binge watch superman the animated series until 7am
I'll be so glad to see the backside of Brian Snitker, my dudes
Lmfao. Of course it was Turner.
If he dove they for sure would've run on him
Up 1 run in the 10th, replacing your very good closing pitcher after he threw 8 pitches to get 3 outs in the previous inning should also be a jailable offense
This is the dumbest mismanagement I've seen in a while. I'm so annoyed 😂
Why did they take Raisel out 💀🫠
NACHOOOOOO
Braves bullpen keeps shocking me tonight 😂
Phillies primed for a walk-off series win rn
Not swinging in that spot, at that pitch, should be a jailable offense
I’m working on a fairly quick and dirty list of pro-Palestine speculative fiction authors and so far everyone I can think of or find is female or gender nonconforming. which is great! but uhhhh where are the men
Holy shit what an inning. Cannot believe the bullpen got Turner and Schwarber out there!
Why am I still here 😂
Sale is out. Someone tell me to go walk my dogs before this game breaks my heart😂
Matt Olson just doing gold glove things as usual 😌
He deserves so much better than these last 2 seasons 😭
Sean pls stop hitting into double plays, ur breaking my heart
Of all the guys to give up a home run to lol. 1-0 ain't bad though, keep it here.
My kingdom for Drake to start throwing guys out on the base paths
Update: I also care about Drake and Murph both being in the lineup again 😌
I know I should care about things other than Chris Sale pitching tonight but I find that I simply cannot
Not to get all dorky or whatever, but it brings me so much joy that people are conflating sincere hope with abject silliness like this. I think being optimistic requires that you be unafraid of looking silly or feeling stupid.
The thing about Robert E Lee is he should have been executed in front of the gutted husk of a torched Virginia plantation mansion, and that should have been his official portrait, and we should have put it on our money.
Yeah we have to stop the Bananas
i sincerely don’t think vance believes in anything; you could put him into any political system in history and he would gravitate to whichever group he thinks he could squeeze the most power out of
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
How are these guys the same age? 🤣
I didn't realize the red sox released walker buehler and now I'm concerned the braves are about to make me annoyed on an unprecedented level
I have no idea why I keep wasting time watching these games lol. I could be doing literally anything else with my life
Braves strand 10 guys on base and lose 2-1 after a pretty great Bryce Elder outing. lol. lmao even.
-elijah wood once showed up at a local show my husband was playing in -my husband's band also split a bill with tyler childers when he was a local act in our city -was in the front row for a concert where some unheard of guy named ed sheeran was opening (support local acts if you want lots of brags)
I'm tired, grandpa
Twins fans deserve some joy though, good on him for staying lmao
I wish this man was a brave in the absolute worst way
Me giggling every time Nacho swings at a ball a foot over his head
everyone STAY CALM, STAY FUCKING CALM (I'm really excited to read this)
It is less a mass deportation regime as it is a mass kidnapping and indefinite detention regime
Elder going through the phillies lineup a third time, lets goooooo
me after the tariffs are struck down as illegal
It finally happened.
I often talk about the fact that MAGA does not access the same news as the left wing. I present to you Exhibit A. Dr. Daskalakis’ resignation letter excoriated RFK Jr. and shared that RFK Jr. was lying to the public, manipulating data, and ordering unethical actions. This what Fox News served.
I do indeed love all of these things. they got me.
he forgot he's just a giraffe :(
few things I love more than watching Olson go first to third like the graceful giraffe he is
Been re-reading the intensely quotable 1986 essay by Michael Swanwick, 'A User's Guide to the Postmoderns,' and thinking about the long, slow death of science fiction as a genre.
Bros I love this guy
The Red Sox have called up Wario for the stretch run and he’s leaving a trail of bodies in his wake
Please read this book.
AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.
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I keep forgetting about that feature lol thank you. They went on and on through multiple at-bats! What in the world, apple
Oh my god they're still @ing him shut uuuuuuppppppp
Why is the broadcast harping on Acuña almost but not actually making a base running mistake 😂
Braves are eating up baseballs tonight. Pls capitalize on some of this thanks
Call you senator, Chuck, and demand this.
Here's hoping Bryce has a great time in whatever league isn't MLB after this season 😩
Bryce Elder has the chance to do the funniest possible thing with this game
Outing myself as watching this game. You know, like a dummy.
God damn it braves
who says the 2025 braves never did anything for baseball
Vidal Bruján got him out, the Braves pitching staff needs to go to jail
it's not enough to dfa them, i want to send austin cox and cal quantrill to the moon
My husband poking his head over the railing of the stairs to say "sir, I'm hearing a fourth Schwarbomb has crashed into the Atlanta Braves" and then disappearing again 😒😅
Charlie Kirk said yesterday that brilliant and successful women like Taylor Swift need to submit to mediocre men like him. This is the view in Trump’s America. I don’t think even the men of bluesky are really grasping how shitty it is to be a woman right now.
Hang it in the Louvre.
in spite of everything, I do still love a Matty-O bomb. carry this team to nowhere, king.
you're welcome, Kyle.
sorry to hear that 😂
they're all absolute piss missles too lol
I predicted earlier the braves would lose this game 16-3 but it's already 12-3 in the 4th so probably I'm wrong and the Phillies are gonna put up at least 20 😂
This is Dallas. She was spotted in a field with a cheese ball jar stuck on her head. After a two-day search effort, Dallas was found and treated for dehydration and ticks before going to a foster home to recover. And yes, the cheese ball company is covering her vet bills. 14/10 for all
Oh no 😔 I've not been paying much attention and missed that. I guess we can recruit a fan from the stands to pitch in that case
Can we dfa Quantrill after this and just slot in Luke Williams the rest of the season 😂
Bryce Elder in the number 1 slot is so fuckin funny
Zero reason to be aggressive there 😩 but at least we got to 'em
Boneheaded move there good grief
Nola walking a run in in the very first inning. Thriving tbh
OKOKOK bases loaded pls capitlaize
Mood tbh
something deeply unserious about citing your draft position and the number of gold glove awards you won in your "I'm running for Congress" announcement
This is why we have primaries.
A+ comment, thank you
The Botanists Had a lot of fun making this one
Chip Caray woulda called this a fish fry in Miami and Chip would've been right
If Bluesky isn’t structurally, mechanically, far superior to every other social media site how do you explain that Ricky Gervais is here but I don’t see his posts unless I intentionally seek them out
Let’s be clear: Pritzker isn’t a savor, he’s not “the leader of the resistance.” There won’t be one. That’s us. He’s an elected doing his job when most aren’t, and doing it well. He’s not a leftist, he’s a liberal, but he’s putting himself on the line, and that’s worth a lot.
Me as summer is ending: wow I'm so excited for next summer
"when he swears, which is a lot, it’s not out of anger – it’s more of a verbal tick; a replacement for 'umm' or 'like'." He's just like me fr 😂
when my brother moved to England that's basically what he did. Saved up some money and took out some loans too. it was the making sure to have a job lined up part that was a lot more difficult than it should've been, with visas etc.