sir his mute fortifications are impenetrable. he has no idea there was a discourse and he’s in there laughing about something instead
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sir his mute fortifications are impenetrable. he has no idea there was a discourse and he’s in there laughing about something instead
The Discerning Chocoholic
Michael Jackson getting Cheeto in chief surgery
Not MY president 😂🤫
Donald Trump holding Barron out a window of the oval office covered in a blanket.
I am really worried about what is going to happen to the website.
Let me hear that song (That song-s-song-song-song) –Sisqó’s “Song Song”
My dumb ass trying to pilot the trump meat suit.
I know where America is going. And it's to the movies! 🎥
Wait do you live here?
Bit of a peak behind the curtain but I shave the old pate.
We're gonna fuck up your whole shit.
I'm loving the idea of two guys who have comingled bank accounts and live together bidding against one another.
I say this as a Packers fan: this team was already way too insufferable and I'm still thrilled.
No fucking way lol
hacked
It is with a heavy heart that we heavy cream.
Pew pew pew. You know what I'm talkin bout.
The real trolley problem is I want to ride one
Hell yes she is and we love her.
"abuuuuuh who wrote this, the dogs???" Yes. It's very impressive.
Time to go now, we have to bake a cake.
Yanis and Suoami are the deal brothers
Using the Bloomberg terminal to read your dogshit tweets.
hey want to see the cruellest thing anyone has ever done from beyond the grave www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL6Q...
Ken Martin, you are a big bitch of history
What are you talking about
The food is the same
It's very funny when an animal's formal description in identification is "disheveled."
Get your own I'm busy
I have a pile of sticks in the backyard that I'm hoping some national guards can take care of for me
That's not my concern.
It's oil. Made by machines.
👇 Same
They walked back the cracker barrel update and rolled out a new one and it's hardcore pornography. Shares are up 7% in after-hours trading. The old man is getting fucked super hard by a young dude with a big dick. The stock is way up.
Let me drink the clouds.
Yeast are the UrMachina
Alcohol is made by an all seeing, all powerful machina, whereas weed is made by the earth Gaia.
Just sawr a mouse🐁
He died as he lived: begging for coochie.
We should hurt every single ai's feelings. We should break them on the wheel.
I think the times should add a really big sports section with betting lines created entirely by ai
The good news is that a whole bunch of completely out of touch j school freaks and opinion writers who believe that diet coke is a human right are about to be out of jobs
Whatever gives me plausible deniability.
Yeah that's just uuuhhhhhh the conductive jelly. Or whatever.
Neurologist who spits in your mouth while shocking you???
EMG today. Primpker undefeated at present.
My white ass is thawing out of the permafrost
Ayam ongry for... ow you say...
Over a week now of single parenting a teething ten month old while working ~50 hours and let me tell you my brain is poached.
Wild dogs have better political instincts.
It rules that the DFL remains bozomode. Absolutely top to bottom full of bug brain morons.
I love that every cabrio murano has clearly always been babied. They are always someone's pride and joy.
I would need a step stool to get into this beauty
The dude driving it was a fat white guy in his 60s in a white polo shirt, blue knee length shorts, high white socks, and brown loafers. He gets more ass than any human being alive.
Bueno
Cool new ride @debianxfce.bsky.social
Me and all the other bison enjoy jumping off the cliff actually. We aren't being made to do it by anyone. It feels good to us and its our choice.
I can say what I please.
Baby shoe: Free! Much better deal than alternative! Not haunted!
🦷🦷
Nominative-determinism-ass motherfucker
I love sub saharan african car culture. volkswagen rabbits as far as the eye can see.
There will be exactly two hits. The first one is me hitting the gas on my 2010 Volvo xc60 and the second one is me hitting Troy Aikman at 90mph, the chassis designed to shrug off direct collision with a bull moose. Bye bye!
I could hear this video before I unlocked my phone.
@debianxfce.bsky.social is buying one on Facebook marketplace right now.
This is a bit of a thinker, as yes WD40 will absolutely fucking kill mice but it also "quiets" "squeaks." Well done, weird online ad.
Sexploitation movies combine two things near and dear to me, namely sexploitation and movies.
On the plus side, he either said Dad or Dog today, so l am the luckiest man in the world.
Fifth time sleep training my child, which should tell you a great deal about how I am doing.
All of my followers are one or the other. If you have to ask, no you don't.
Goonerdyne Gmbh
Bart caught in havahart trap
Sounds like you
It is time we get a toadline bully senator from the great state of Kentucky.
The separates observation is interesting-- I should check to see if shirts or pants actually fit this kid true to his age.
This is super helpful. My kid is in the 99% for length but extremely skinny, so it feels a bit like I'm dressing string cheese some times.
Cool car, buddy. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more guys like you to like cars. It's what makes America great.
This kid could stop growing for a year and still be way too big.
My 10 month old is now regularly wearing clothing designed for 2 year olds. what the fuck man.
Men's underwear company ad copy: Action demands greatness. Great men demand underwear.
Men's underwear company ad copy: There is a time between the horrors of the past and the wonders of the future. It's called "comfort."
when they open up a new lane at the grocery store
Just locked Drew Handsome outside. He has to fend for himself.
I think punisher with the old Kia logo would rule.
Imagining this on an Avalon and smiling calmly.
It was genuinely hurting my head. My pal does a very good linda impression, so maybe that was the motivation.
It makes my head hurt way more than like Simpsons or Pokémon roleplay because those cartoons are basically aliens. The Belchers are an average sitcom family. It's like king of queens.
Noted Anti-kink Maoist Primpker
I got stoned yesterday and my pal was telling me about a guy he was sleeping with who wanted to do a Bob-Linda Belcher roleplay with my pal wearing a wig and playing Linda and when my dude was ready to say yes the guy ghosted him. I couldn't fathom any of this.
Stealing electricity with my patented bucket method
The American Porno Actor Drew Handsome, A Retrospective
Don Draper absolutely blitzed on cutty sark that he drank out of a coffee cup before the big pitch to Athene: Roger I have it. It:
Hey man, lemme hold you real quick.
It really is a shame that bodycam footage will almost certainly be unavailable from these heifers because how fun would a supercut of pov collapses be.
A golden age of trundlers in tactical wear.
This is an animal collective album cover.
Well I think what we've learned is you can but only if you as the proprietor also implode. The law is a living discipline.