Decided I'm a born again virgin. Now who wants to deflower me?
Maria & Eevee (She/her & she/it) Trans women, part of a plural system 18+ MDNI
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Decided I'm a born again virgin. Now who wants to deflower me?
I would not settle for a muscular queer woman. That's hitting a jackpot. In this arrangement she is clearly the one settling.
Walking the girls..
Happy Bi Day of Visibility from Hulk villain, Bi-Beast.
BREAKING NEWS: Tylenol banned from Magic the Gathering tournaments as a performance enhancing drug
I really wish he had just stayed this one weird guy I heard a funny story about on a podcast once.
New Hampshire?
I know far too much about Bret Stephens and would desperately like to know less
Fucking Bret Stephens strikes again!
Randhawa said: “I’m on top of the world right now. I feel great. Like I could run a marathon, or defeat God in single combat – hang on a minute! I forgot to add those things to my to-do list. I’ll put them both under ‘Priority’.”
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about the Rapture? KNOW THE SIGNS: LOL: left on land WTF: where’s the family ROFL: rapture only for losers OMG: oh ma geddon
Good morning bluesky
That's really poggers!
There's gotta be some killer flavors baked into that wall grease
That's so silly. It's clearly lines of poker chips
I'm the most dominant gal on this side of the Mississippi
Haven't even touched myself yet and I'm still soaking through my panties
"The bottoms are unionizing. We want fewer rights!"
This skeet is an attack. (An accurate one but still)
Warning ! !!lLOCAL TGIRL IS IN HEAT!!
We're taking Tylenol until we see the rapture today
And by this I mean it was bad for my mental health but I couldn't resist the urge
I just did a dumb thing for my mental health
Only like all the time, cutie 😊
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Dissociation dyke
I opted out personally.
Truly the "soup for my family" of clothing
May need to buy this to have it on standby for my father's funeral
I like that this shirt has a lot of reuse value by not specifying a name
Beautiful brunette babes
Her books are terribly racist
I aim to be the girl that knows absolutely nothing but everyone loves her because she's really pretty and kind
The same logic is how you become hot by the way.
As someone who spends a lot of time in gender fluid spaces, y'all is the perfect way to address a group. And I feel that coopting a phrase that was traditionally used by people who would hate that I'm trans is the greatest fuck you I could give them.
Death Lyft for Cutie
I love having a disorganized attachment style. It's so fun and allows me to live a completely coherent peaceful life
My needs and my needs are in conflict with each other
Nor'easter is in April
Why couldn't I stop myself from reading once I started despite how much I wished to look away? Did you curse this skeet?
its wild to me that this is isn't common knowledge but this is fucking fascism
Yo you caught a puppy girl!? Those are super rare and precious!
How about I just become the new religion?
Oh my! Penis inspection day again already?
No peace for nazis as they chose an ideology that doesn't allow for peace for others
I am doing so good at polyamory tonight 🙃
You ever just get jealous and possessive?
I haven't seen Alien. Does that mean I'm still sexually asleep?
Trans women with no desks
I am lust personified
Everyone I normally would be able to fuck is sick right now ☹️
Why does Minneapolis the larger of the two cities simply not eat St. Paul
They should make a website where people just objectify me and I get really wet about it
society could not comprehend a woman with a penis and now super nazis are going to destroy the world
it's almost like interpreting these people's words and actions to understand exactly where they're at in relation to where i need them to be on trans policy is my whole fucking deal or something
Ngl I don't think the think the Dems have the nerve to do what they're going to have to do if they return to power
Didn't that one already happen?
i get being tired of arguing for rights and dignity but i’m still extremely proud to be a transsexual. if we had perfectly equal rights and treatment i’d probably still talk about it a good amount because it is cool as shit
we’re taking nascar, we’re taking wrestling, we’re taking drinking, next- tattoos
I wish I was better at making online friends. I'd love to be one of those dolls that fly across the country just to see friends
All joking aside, the amount of times I've told myself "I'm going to dedicate my life in service to this person" is troubling
Want to hire someone to follow me around and remind me not to keep volunteering my life in service to others but that would be bourgeoise
Also I've a weird fixation with the concept of Seattle for literally the past decade so that being in A is icing on the cake
I've lived in C, B, and A. And I'm sticking with A. Trannyapolis for life!
I wish I was smarter and more capable. I see so many women do amazing things to help community and I feel like I can't do shit.
The academic term for NIMBY's is actually the burban monarchy
Ima Onwugbenu, 35, a librarian from Cheshire, has reportedly decided that she is personally responsible for ending capitalism, famine, genocide, climate change, the global fascist movement and the inexplicable popularity of James Corden.
I think the problem with rallying around the most privileged when they've been targeted is that it never trickles down. they're touted as examples for "all of us" but it's not actually true.
🌕 need a therapist (leather-clad domme) to help me integrate my shadow complex (hurt me until i am begging for forgiveness) through the use of good therapy techniques (hypnotizing and conditioning unto unquestioning obedience) in order to smooth out my personal life (bring her more hapless converts)
Does it count as being uncomfortable posting about it if you just know you don't want the attention it would bring? Asking for a girl with a misogyny kink
who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities
Was the guy who shot ck a grungler?
My head has been so fucked today
The sheer power of two (2) fags together is incomprehensible
the key is to blow ALL your load RIGHT NOW
My birth state is already working on a bill that would declare trans people obscene
Phrase of the day: ✨ Stochastic Terrorism ✨ Def: violence instigated by hostile public rhetoric in indirect, vague or coded language, granting the instigator plausible deniability. Eg: broadcasting that houseless people should die, then an encampment being shot up, is ✨stochastic terrorism✨
there's no contradiction between "hating trans people" and "wanting to fuck trans people". have you guys heard what men think of women
has anyone ever written out a ransom note by clipping letters from a Bible? that feels like a missed opportunity
*bishop picks up the phone* Have you tried turning it off and on again
However there was the guy who just wanted to hit me. He called me Punching Bag for reasons
I avoided a lot of bullying with my fawn response. Can't bully me into doing your homework if I just agree to do it immediately
In fact, they don't call me Extremely Reasonable Eevee at all
They don't call me Extremely Reasonable Eevee for nothing
Massive tits that breast boobily and a sopping wet gorilla grip pussy
Heeey I'm jokerfying over 'ere!
fucked up that moving your body feels good. fucked up that using your energy gives u more of it
The French communists want my head on a pike because of my counter-revolutionary takes on mimes
Lying is wrong okay
I literally predicted it would be 2 years before the trans friendly attitude in the state government would fall apart too. I saw the cracks in the surface but I hoped I was just hallucinating
This is my birth state... I made grim predictions about the state of things there when I left 2 years ago and seeing those predictions come true is something that I do not have words to describe
I think that episode of spongebob where he and patrick take care of sandy's pets and befriend a caterpillar named wormy that overnight turns into a butterfly that they believe ate wormy and they spread hysteria that the butterfly is coming for everyone that's what being trans feels like rn i'm wormy
Minneapolis is the greatest Midwest city but I feel like we could really step it up to another level if we had more bodega cats
technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight
Boymoding is when a woman takes a picture in her truck with sunglasses on
Being an adult means no one can tell you to stop shooting whipped cream straight from the can to your mouth