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Tamara

@procrastamara.bsky.social

Chaotic gardener. Seasonal knitter. Library enthusiast. Very, very distractible. #HamOnt (Canada). Xennial. ⚓️ #ProtectTransKids she/her

created July 1, 2023

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Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Good morning to the everyone but the woman who turned right into my path as I was crossing an intersection, stopping me from clearing the intersection before the light changed and contributing to the gridlock hell that was Oakville this morning. May your coffee be lukewarm and your donuts be stale.

11/9/2025, 12:52:58 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

I started #Whamageddon early this year and I’m doing amazing.

11/9/2025, 12:52:01 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Terrifying!!

10/9/2025, 9:20:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that on your car?!

10/9/2025, 9:10:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

I can’t believe he was only 31.

10/9/2025, 8:48:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) reposted

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

10/9/2025, 6:59:04 PM | 6939 3696 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle Gunderson (@kylegunderson.bsky.social) reposted

Don't share videos of violence without a content warning. Especially gun violence. This shouldn't be hard people.

10/9/2025, 7:08:02 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Update: I emailed Notion and they completely removed the AI feature from my account. I wish all apps were that accommodating.

10/9/2025, 1:28:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

I’ve moved from “why aren’t there seatbelts on GO buses” to “why is my precious 17yo riding a bus that’s standing room only as it flies down the 407 at +100 km/hr”? Can’t wait to see what fresh anxieties next week will bring.

10/9/2025, 1:44:30 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

And to think I had to hear it from the menswear guy…

10/9/2025, 1:32:26 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

I told Notion's AI that I don't want AI and I'll just use Obsidian instead so it gave me instructions on how to move everything from Notion to Obsidian, so thanks I guess?

9/9/2025, 11:53:50 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Sometimes I wonder how on earth Americans could vote in a man like Donald Trump and then I remember that Ontario has voted in Ford three times in a row. It’s humbling.

9/9/2025, 5:09:27 PM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

I pre-ordered "All That is Made" months and months ago and then completely forgot about it until 8 minutes ago when I saw a notification from Kindle that a new book is in my library. Unexpectedly receiving new books is a great way to start the day, I highly, highly recommend it. #AllThatIsMade

9/9/2025, 3:14:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks so pretty!

8/9/2025, 10:18:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time!

8/9/2025, 7:25:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Wordle 1,542 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

8/9/2025, 12:37:29 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like a neat app! I don’t think it works outside the US though.

8/9/2025, 1:18:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

For sure, I'll come back when I'm done and let you know what I thought.

8/9/2025, 12:59:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeeessssss!!! Complaining worked, I willed the book to come to me.

Screenshot from Libby. Text in red says “read to borrow!” The bold text says “Midnight Riot” and then there’s a thumbnail of the book “Rivers of London” (with “also known as Midnight Right” noted in a black oval). I’m not sure what’s happening in the image. It’s almost like a map of a city done in red and then there’s a river coming out of it that turns into the title of the book. I thought it was yarn at first, but that’s just cause I’m a knitter and I think everything is yarn. Author is Ben Aaronovitch.
8/9/2025, 12:54:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds great!

8/9/2025, 12:47:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, good thinking. I don't usually have much luck there but I should still check...

7/9/2025, 10:42:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

This is amazing. 😂

7/9/2025, 9:04:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

lol this is me exactly

7/9/2025, 8:37:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Me, waiting for my Libby hold to come.

7/9/2025, 8:31:32 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Putting all the extra tea from my teapot in a yeti so it’ll be hot whenever I want it, bring on the fall, I’m ready.

7/9/2025, 6:56:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Those studies were from the 1930s-1970s. How much relevance do they still have?

Screenshot. The word “accidents” is highlighted in yellow (because I searched for the word accident to find this paragraph). • Improved pedestrian safety at intersections: The pedestrian has fewer directions to be concerned about at intersections involving one-way streets, and drivers have fewer potential conflicts to process (and can give more attention to pedestrian safety). Safety studies conducted from the 1930's to the 1970's of before and after conditions (as cities switched from two-way to one-way) consistently found that one-way streets had 10% to 20% lower accident rates than when previously two-way, and pedestrian accidents dropped by 30% to 60%. Counterpoint: At intersections of two-streets that are each two-way, pedestrians have an expectation of potential vehicular conflicts with their path as they cross the intersection. These expectations can be different at the intersection of one-way streets, which may create a less safe pedestrian environment.
7/9/2025, 1:20:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted

when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go

A cat rests its head, their face a portrait of a deep despair.
6/9/2025, 1:21:15 PM | 744 151 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Have three kids was a mistake, I say every time I leave the grocery store...

6/9/2025, 7:47:10 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

I should have accepted, maybe I would have got two years for free.

6/9/2025, 4:36:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks great!

6/9/2025, 4:35:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Um, Adobe? Your math isn't mathing...

Screenshot from Adobe cancellation page. Photography plan (20GB) The next 60 days are on us. Save CAD $311.76. Regular (and this part is crossed out in red) CAD $155.99/yr Your price for the next 60 days CAD $0.00
6/9/2025, 4:34:02 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Update: PJs-1, Veggies-0.

6/9/2025, 4:00:56 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

The weekly Saturday struggle of wanting to go to the farmer's market but also wanting to stay in my pyjamas until noon.

6/9/2025, 3:38:45 PM | 64 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

With a spinoff for Trump.

6/9/2025, 3:09:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gay dog 🌟 (@moogle.gay) reposted

im gonna say this really loud this morning i really need everyone who thinks theyre being annoying about the things they love to do it more. do it louder. your happiness is so special and wonderful to witness and i hope you learn to love the space you take up in this world like we all love it

5/9/2025, 11:48:06 AM | 2136 1144 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Getting passed by is so frustrating. :(

6/9/2025, 2:09:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay that’s weird.

6/9/2025, 3:34:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Ross Powell ☸️ (@aaronrosspowell.com) reposted

My god the kerning on "U.S. Department of War" is itself send-them-to-the-Hague-worthy.

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5/9/2025, 9:31:05 PM | 488 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

The gasp I just gasped while listening to an audiobook at the grocery store.

4/9/2025, 10:06:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Beaverton (@thebeaverton.com) reposted

Pedestrian walking in road because cyclist riding on sidewalk because car parked in bike lane

3/9/2025, 9:03:36 PM | 1047 325 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Completely agree.

4/9/2025, 10:37:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

I found out my 14yo has been religiously making backups of her Minecraft worlds. What a good kid. 149GB worth of backups. Holy crap.

3/9/2025, 8:41:33 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, exactly!

3/9/2025, 6:51:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

I tried this last night, it was surprisingly effective. 😅

3/9/2025, 6:51:07 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Why are so many Kindle books $25 now? They used to be $9.99 or $16.99...

3/9/2025, 6:38:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't stop watching this, it's just so delightful.

3/9/2025, 1:55:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

I was completely flabbergasted. And very, very grateful that it didn't cause an accident.

3/9/2025, 1:35:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Right???

3/9/2025, 1:32:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, she drove for awhile in the second lane before exiting the highway. I feel like if there was a problem, she would have pulled on to the shoulder.

3/9/2025, 1:32:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

This morning I watched someone come to a full stop and put on her blinker in the middle a busy highway because she wanted to switch lanes. Like completely stopped. In the third of five lanes. On the 403. I hate driving.

3/9/2025, 1:25:10 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Can someone send this to Doug Ford? It’s way, way cooler than a stupid tunnel.

3/9/2025, 3:14:10 AM | 38 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

I need him to live until tomorrow, all the liquor stores are closed because it's Labour Day.

2/9/2025, 12:24:11 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Staples only having two cashiers on checkout the last open day before school is certainly a choice.

31/8/2025, 9:15:58 PM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

(Sorry, I don’t know why I’m sharing this all, just that your story reminded me of mine…)

31/8/2025, 2:33:55 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole bus was held up because of me, but thankfully they waited. When we arrived in Buffalo in the very, very early morning, everyone got off the bus and gave me a group hug. It was surreal. 😄

31/8/2025, 2:32:35 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven’t been since 1999, when a security guard put his feet up on his desk and read my whole entire journal because he was mad that I was headed somewhere to volunteer and that was stealing unpaid work from Americans. 🙄 They ran security checks on me too. I was 18 and terrified. Never gone back.

31/8/2025, 2:27:33 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson.

30/8/2025, 2:49:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

What the hell, LEGO??! “Unfortunately, this has impacted Canada as well, as LEGO appears to treat North America as a single shipping region, despite Canada not imposing new tariffs.”

30/8/2025, 2:23:54 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure you will in time. Thank you for always keeping us informed.

30/8/2025, 2:03:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Surprisingly accurate.

30/8/2025, 1:59:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this about the shooting or the stabbing? I can only find mentions on Reddit, I can’t find anything on the news at all.

30/8/2025, 1:51:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Rev. Dcn. Keakealani (@keakealani.bsky.social) reposted

Doing my safe church training and the first thing I notice on one of the slides is the bad kerning for the font they use and I'm like "no, no, that's not what this is about!"

30/8/2025, 1:15:56 PM | 35 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Rude.

30/8/2025, 1:28:18 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

29/8/2025, 3:44:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Delicious. 😋

28/8/2025, 6:07:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s pretty cool.

28/8/2025, 4:06:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

I’m pleased to announce that not one of my three kids tried the biscuits I made for supper and I have been forced to eat them all myself.

27/8/2025, 11:19:53 PM | 39 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Does the article explain why that eel is wearing a vest?

27/8/2025, 3:14:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Ew Libby, why??? 😭 #booksky

Screenshot of new Libby feature (search #inspireme to access this screen). White text on black background (needlessly evil, on top of the AI). This feature uses Al. Generative Al makes mistakes. Sometimes these mistakes are funny. If a mistake is not funny, please flag it. I Understand Use the Flag As Inappropriate button at the bottom of any screen displaying an Al answer. Libby & Al Learn more about how we use artificial intelligence responsibly at OverDrive.® Librarians never make mistakes! Visit a branch for impeccable advice on what to read next.
27/8/2025, 2:42:53 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

The only Cracker Barrel logo I recognize:

Logo for Cracker Barrel, which is a brand of cheese in Canada.
27/8/2025, 12:04:49 AM | 67 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

I called and asked them to do it because when it rains or snows, we end up ducking under branches that are four feet from the ground to get to our house. It took a month or two but honestly, worth the wait. They really cleaned it up nicely.

26/8/2025, 4:50:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so glad that we didn't just chop off a few branches ourselves, which was tempting. The city guys did a fantastic job, I never would have been so thorough.

26/8/2025, 4:32:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

The city came by and "aggressively trimmed" the tree in my front yard –– with my blessing –– and I'm so happy, it looks 100x better and I hate it at least 20% less. No more leaves (and occasional cicada skins) in the face when you walk by!

26/8/2025, 4:29:29 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh hey! I also joined Nov ‘24, but I’m part of the doesn’t-get-jokes cohort.

25/8/2025, 4:48:57 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

What show?

24/8/2025, 3:33:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

But what do you do with snail goo??

24/8/2025, 3:30:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

So important! It’s crazy that it’s not drilled into all of us.

23/8/2025, 5:23:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

I swear I didn’t know that the lakes have rip tides until I was in my 40s. I always, always thought it was an ocean thing. I don’t think I was the only one either.

23/8/2025, 4:57:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew McGrae (@tgnprofessor.bsky.social) reposted

23/8/2025, 4:42:07 PM | 94 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

That is exactly what it is.

23/8/2025, 3:32:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

If you walk up all the way to gate 534, I have extras.

23/8/2025, 12:11:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Arriving in Toronto to see My Chemical Romance with my son. It seems that I am very underdressed.

22/8/2025, 10:14:10 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren McKenzie (@themckenziest.gay) reposted

*sees a small child carrying a bag of chips* sus.

21/8/2025, 6:00:58 PM | 37 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Thiessen (@mattthiessen.bsky.social) reposted

James Dobson has passed away.

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21/8/2025, 3:01:23 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 3:14:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Concerts at the Rogers Centre -- how early do you have to arrive?

21/8/2025, 3:11:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Is anyone else listening to the Unicorn Girl podcast? It is absolutely bananas. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/u...

20/8/2025, 1:36:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve also tried to my knitting.

19/8/2025, 11:14:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah (@sarahjen.bsky.social) reposted

who amongst us hasn’t tried to pinch zoom on a physical piece of paper

19/8/2025, 11:08:06 PM | 53 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, I was not prepared for those prices. The cost of tick-free living is high! www.atiilu.com/houses-for-s...

19/8/2025, 3:56:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

What part of Canada doesn't have ticks? I want to go to there.

19/8/2025, 3:49:41 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

EW!!!!

19/8/2025, 3:35:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Yikes. A regular plane? Like not the Lancaster?

19/8/2025, 3:34:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Waking up too early, 2015 edition: *opens Twitter* Waking up too early, 2025 edition: *opens Merlin Bird ID app*

19/8/2025, 10:00:08 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

(Vanity mirror is a good guess though, I could see it being that too.)

19/8/2025, 9:57:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

The consensus so far is vacuum.

19/8/2025, 4:14:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)

Welp. Those Poilievre-free months were nice while they lasted.

19/8/2025, 3:59:04 AM | 79 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair to my kids, that looks nothing like our vacuum. Not sure what my excuse is though. 😅

19/8/2025, 1:19:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly I kind of see it, but I think the Bluesky consensus is vacuum.

19/8/2025, 1:15:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent

lol it’s so obvious now!

19/8/2025, 1:14:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view