Tamara
@procrastamara.bsky.social
Chaotic gardener. Seasonal knitter. Library enthusiast. Very, very distractible. #HamOnt (Canada). Xennial. ⚓️ #ProtectTransKids she/her
created July 1, 2023
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Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Good morning to the everyone but the woman who turned right into my path as I was crossing an intersection, stopping me from clearing the intersection before the light changed and contributing to the gridlock hell that was Oakville this morning. May your coffee be lukewarm and your donuts be stale.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
I started #Whamageddon early this year and I’m doing amazing.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Terrifying!!
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that on your car?!
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
I can’t believe he was only 31.
southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) reposted
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
Kyle Gunderson (@kylegunderson.bsky.social) reposted
Don't share videos of violence without a content warning. Especially gun violence. This shouldn't be hard people.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Update: I emailed Notion and they completely removed the AI feature from my account. I wish all apps were that accommodating.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
I’ve moved from “why aren’t there seatbelts on GO buses” to “why is my precious 17yo riding a bus that’s standing room only as it flies down the 407 at +100 km/hr”? Can’t wait to see what fresh anxieties next week will bring.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
And to think I had to hear it from the menswear guy…
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
I told Notion's AI that I don't want AI and I'll just use Obsidian instead so it gave me instructions on how to move everything from Notion to Obsidian, so thanks I guess?
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Sometimes I wonder how on earth Americans could vote in a man like Donald Trump and then I remember that Ontario has voted in Ford three times in a row. It’s humbling.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
I pre-ordered "All That is Made" months and months ago and then completely forgot about it until 8 minutes ago when I saw a notification from Kindle that a new book is in my library. Unexpectedly receiving new books is a great way to start the day, I highly, highly recommend it. #AllThatIsMade
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks so pretty!
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time!
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Wordle 1,542 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a neat app! I don’t think it works outside the US though.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
For sure, I'll come back when I'm done and let you know what I thought.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeeessssss!!! Complaining worked, I willed the book to come to me.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds great!
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, good thinking. I don't usually have much luck there but I should still check...
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
This is amazing. 😂
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
lol this is me exactly
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Me, waiting for my Libby hold to come.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Putting all the extra tea from my teapot in a yeti so it’ll be hot whenever I want it, bring on the fall, I’m ready.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Those studies were from the 1930s-1970s. How much relevance do they still have?
Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted
when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Have three kids was a mistake, I say every time I leave the grocery store...
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
I should have accepted, maybe I would have got two years for free.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks great!
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Um, Adobe? Your math isn't mathing...
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Update: PJs-1, Veggies-0.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
The weekly Saturday struggle of wanting to go to the farmer's market but also wanting to stay in my pyjamas until noon.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
With a spinoff for Trump.
gay dog 🌟 (@moogle.gay) reposted
im gonna say this really loud this morning i really need everyone who thinks theyre being annoying about the things they love to do it more. do it louder. your happiness is so special and wonderful to witness and i hope you learn to love the space you take up in this world like we all love it
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting passed by is so frustrating. :(
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay that’s weird.
Aaron Ross Powell ☸️ (@aaronrosspowell.com) reposted
My god the kerning on "U.S. Department of War" is itself send-them-to-the-Hague-worthy.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
The gasp I just gasped while listening to an audiobook at the grocery store.
The Beaverton (@thebeaverton.com) reposted
Pedestrian walking in road because cyclist riding on sidewalk because car parked in bike lane
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Completely agree.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
I found out my 14yo has been religiously making backups of her Minecraft worlds. What a good kid. 149GB worth of backups. Holy crap.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, exactly!
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
I tried this last night, it was surprisingly effective. 😅
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Why are so many Kindle books $25 now? They used to be $9.99 or $16.99...
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't stop watching this, it's just so delightful.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
I was completely flabbergasted. And very, very grateful that it didn't cause an accident.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Right???
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, she drove for awhile in the second lane before exiting the highway. I feel like if there was a problem, she would have pulled on to the shoulder.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
This morning I watched someone come to a full stop and put on her blinker in the middle a busy highway because she wanted to switch lanes. Like completely stopped. In the third of five lanes. On the 403. I hate driving.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Can someone send this to Doug Ford? It’s way, way cooler than a stupid tunnel.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
I need him to live until tomorrow, all the liquor stores are closed because it's Labour Day.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Staples only having two cashiers on checkout the last open day before school is certainly a choice.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
(Sorry, I don’t know why I’m sharing this all, just that your story reminded me of mine…)
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
The whole bus was held up because of me, but thankfully they waited. When we arrived in Buffalo in the very, very early morning, everyone got off the bus and gave me a group hug. It was surreal. 😄
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven’t been since 1999, when a security guard put his feet up on his desk and read my whole entire journal because he was mad that I was headed somewhere to volunteer and that was stealing unpaid work from Americans. 🙄 They ran security checks on me too. I was 18 and terrified. Never gone back.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
What the hell, LEGO??! “Unfortunately, this has impacted Canada as well, as LEGO appears to treat North America as a single shipping region, despite Canada not imposing new tariffs.”
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure you will in time. Thank you for always keeping us informed.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Surprisingly accurate.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this about the shooting or the stabbing? I can only find mentions on Reddit, I can’t find anything on the news at all.
The Rev. Dcn. Keakealani (@keakealani.bsky.social) reposted
Doing my safe church training and the first thing I notice on one of the slides is the bad kerning for the font they use and I'm like "no, no, that's not what this is about!"
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Rude.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
😂
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Delicious. 😋
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s pretty cool.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
I’m pleased to announce that not one of my three kids tried the biscuits I made for supper and I have been forced to eat them all myself.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Does the article explain why that eel is wearing a vest?
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Ew Libby, why??? 😭 #booksky
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
The only Cracker Barrel logo I recognize:
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
I called and asked them to do it because when it rains or snows, we end up ducking under branches that are four feet from the ground to get to our house. It took a month or two but honestly, worth the wait. They really cleaned it up nicely.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so glad that we didn't just chop off a few branches ourselves, which was tempting. The city guys did a fantastic job, I never would have been so thorough.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
The city came by and "aggressively trimmed" the tree in my front yard –– with my blessing –– and I'm so happy, it looks 100x better and I hate it at least 20% less. No more leaves (and occasional cicada skins) in the face when you walk by!
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hey! I also joined Nov ‘24, but I’m part of the doesn’t-get-jokes cohort.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
What show?
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
But what do you do with snail goo??
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
So important! It’s crazy that it’s not drilled into all of us.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
I swear I didn’t know that the lakes have rip tides until I was in my 40s. I always, always thought it was an ocean thing. I don’t think I was the only one either.
Andrew McGrae (@tgnprofessor.bsky.social) reposted
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
That is exactly what it is.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
If you walk up all the way to gate 534, I have extras.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Arriving in Toronto to see My Chemical Romance with my son. It seems that I am very underdressed.
Lauren McKenzie (@themckenziest.gay) reposted
*sees a small child carrying a bag of chips* sus.
Matt Thiessen (@mattthiessen.bsky.social) reposted
James Dobson has passed away.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Concerts at the Rogers Centre -- how early do you have to arrive?
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Is anyone else listening to the Unicorn Girl podcast? It is absolutely bananas. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/u...
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve also tried to my knitting.
Sarah (@sarahjen.bsky.social) reposted
who amongst us hasn’t tried to pinch zoom on a physical piece of paper
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, I was not prepared for those prices. The cost of tick-free living is high! www.atiilu.com/houses-for-s...
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
What part of Canada doesn't have ticks? I want to go to there.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
EW!!!!
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Yikes. A regular plane? Like not the Lancaster?
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Waking up too early, 2015 edition: *opens Twitter* Waking up too early, 2025 edition: *opens Merlin Bird ID app*
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
(Vanity mirror is a good guess though, I could see it being that too.)
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
The consensus so far is vacuum.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social)
Welp. Those Poilievre-free months were nice while they lasted.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair to my kids, that looks nothing like our vacuum. Not sure what my excuse is though. 😅
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly I kind of see it, but I think the Bluesky consensus is vacuum.
Tamara (@procrastamara.bsky.social) reply parent
lol it’s so obvious now!