Nate is Bigge Maad he keeps getting shut out of Bsky.
Berkeley gutterpunk turned Graybeard anarcho-socialist. Don't cite the deep shitposts to me, I was there when they were written. He/Him, Trans Rights, ACAB.
555 followers 766 following 3,168 posts
view profile on Bluesky
Nate is Bigge Maad he keeps getting shut out of Bsky.
There's a reason for that...
Please let him R. Budd Dwyer himself on live tv.
Unlike our current brainworm-riddled SecHHS, the Stooges only pretend to be buffoons.
/reaches for the water bottle and shakes it as warning... (/J)
It's #LaborDay, and as is my custom I'm here to remind you that it should be in May but your moneyed taskmasters don't want you in solidarity with other countries, And it's Tools Down entirely. Just because you have a day off don't go out buying a mattress and make another bastard work. #UnionYes.
Good plan.
Christ on a bike, CNN. Just say 'this is the fault of conservatives listening to, and voting for, an orange fuckmorton and will be taught in history books about why you once again don't listen to demogogues...'
Every fucking day.
y'all motherfuckers were warned, but 'sHe hAd A WiErD LaUgH!'. :/
I have a MIGHTY need.
well you need a pill for that but talk to your doctor if your flagpole is hoisted more than 4 hours...
Treat Yourslef
Hey, if #Kroger wants to stop their shoplifting problem, maybe don't charge 5 hours of minimum wage labor for a flat of chicken. It's time to break up all the monopolies.
Her boyfriend must have been a cop.
That 'annoying start/stop feature' is called the brakes and accelerator.
If you got time to undermine democracy and become part of the fascist state, you got time to clean.
I'd love an AI as a Little Guy hanging around being helpful. But we can't have that because billionaires.
I wanted the Majel Barrett 'move the plot along' #AI, not 'shitty theft machine used by Boss Babies and Techbro Fascists to create more and more tarpits designed to just open my wallet.
I've been in that position. Sometimes you just gotta make a choice, that choice may include cutting family out of your life.
*a long, sad sigh of disappointment* It's all they had to do.
Don't get me wrong, a *lot* of my friends are freaking out for good reason, but freaking out and flailing around doesn't help us get a Dem in the Oval Office.
Never have I seen a more accurate representation of the dynamics between conservative and progressive states...
Stop trying to Lose Your Shit this early. Our national reserves can't sustain 3 years of it.
I am once again reminding people that the US Election Cycle isn't for another 18 months. Gav's not my top pick, but if it's Hairgel or the Camps, I'm voting for him. Give it time, others will stand for election soon enough.
Back in my day you arrested insurrectionist white supremacists, and they died in jail. They fucking weren't elected to the Presidency.
I was there, I saw them, they took bats to the face repeated until they left. No more Nazi Punk problem.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? (I'm aces.)
Babe, wake up. New unisex urinal just dropped.
It's popular because it's the one print paper not owned by one of three oligarchs.
My meme is evergreen.
Well, you're not using your head, that's for sure...
Same, little one. Same.
Enjoy your music festivals, wear your face paint to show support your favorite band, and have fun.
#SunTzu wrote a book for rich failsons to read so they don't kill their army in the first encounter, because most of these nobles can't wipe their ass without fucking up. There's a reason it's WILDLY popular with CEOs.
A cop would arrest someone for DUI walking like this.
I am absolutely going to call it Code Orange.
They think if they cuff enough black and brown people, they won't get cuffed, themselves. They will absolutely get cuffed.
The only award 🍊 has earned is 'Thinnest Skinned Adult Baby'.
Check that creep's HDD.
"That's not [hot/cold/rainy], you should see X!" Divisive, unnecessary, keeps the labor from organizing. "Fuck that's too [hot/cold/rainy] for where you are!" Empathetic, creates dialogue, helps remind you global climate change is entirely the fault of greedy fucks who have home addresses.
Y'all MFers were warned.
My favorite #SciFi trope is when aliens come to earth and it's completely normalized that they're here. "Yeah, this is my housemate Glorp, he's chill and 420 friendly. He shouldn't have energy drinks, it makes his Globins' Gland work overtime but he fuckin' loves the taste..."
Ya know, a tax bracket of 100% for income made over $1,000,000 and over would do a hell of a lot of good for the US. And wouldn't affect any average person.
If it rains, do you then have to put your #cybertruck into a bag of rice?
It's only unconstitutional when it's being used against fascists.
My head canon is that after s4, e18 (Bart and the shaken beer can) it's entirely become coma dreams Homer is experiencing.
Guess you shouldn't have spent every waking breath saying 'Dems Bad' because your boss, Great Value Lex Luthor didn't want to pay his fair share of taxes. Do some real fucking journalism for once in this fucking century.
Can't be illegal if you make sure the country has no laws...
Got rid of the fitrep requirements, as well...
It's always the ones you suspect the most...
...and then the whole ChatGPT clapped.
I don't ever want to hear 'the Dems do nothing' from anyone until the end of time.
[the sound of a straw annoying slurping at the last dregs of cola in a cup]
I see a lot of sugary root veggies in there...
This is your cold spray bottle squirt to remind you #MTG was very OK with fascism, until it worked against her. She's just mad she's not part of the In Group now that the In Group got what they wanted from her.
Mariah Caring.
The White House isn't getting a $200,000,000 addon. That money will go directly into 🍊's tiny hands. I guarantee it.
Guys; Stop watching brofluencer podcasts designed to sell you modern-day Nerve Tonics (and fascism), and start listening to the women in your life.
Basically racism.
[The_Mechanical_Turk has entered the chat]
I'm starting to understand what Valerie Solanas was getting at...
Which is why they're getting sidelined and benched, and they fucking hate it. That's the free market you dipshits keep vaunting. You just hate it when it goes against you.
'There's a loneliness epidemic!' From user HH1488's manifesto: "Why I Treat Women Like Property For Personal Gratification. Part 1/88"
He expects a woman to do that for him.
Take care of yourself and treat people as equals and you too can have your genitals licked. Super simple stuff.
Skill issue.
I woke up early and my cat is now meowing nonstop to go outside. No, buddy. It's still dark. You don't get to go out. Him: meow meow meow meow meow!
Holy cow how much alt text does Bsky let you pack in?
You can't wake up someone pretending their boss isn't a sex pest up
No cheating, your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
This cat gets it. My cold brew and avacado toast isn't keeping me poor. My boss demanding slices of my limited time on this planet are. #UnionYes
Exactly the kind of person getting sidelined. Eat pant.
🍊 wouldn't be ordering the GOP tondo this unless he intends to run a third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and as many presidencies as he wants. You assholes were fucking warned.
There's no 'Lonliness Crisis'. It's natural selection of creeps being sidelined because they 'give the Ick'. Wash ass, touch grass.
Ironically, $900,000,000 could have paid for a huge chunk of HSR in California, but Ketamine Kowboy needed to make sure everyone was forced to buy his shitty Swastikars...
I've seen this one before...
More non cishet white guys in #wargaming, plz. I'm not saying it's a sausage fest, but Hormel is threatening to sue for trademark violations...
This first day PoliSci 101 Centrism horsecrap they peddle only benefits conservatives who want you apathetic to politics. Get mad, get engaged.
Yeah hey, just a vibe check: Just because the #SouthPark dorks got a dig on the current president doesn't mean they're anyone's friend. They've been doing this 'all sides are bad' shit for 20+ years and their only contribution to society was pretending that being an asshole made you cool.
Jay Leno made his entire late-night career making fun of Monica Lewinsky. He can shut the fuck up right the fuck now.
babe, wake up. New HRT dropped.
Oh, I didn't realize she received $2,000,000,000 from the Saudis. Oh, wait no. That was the Occupier's daughter / object of his disgusting lust, and her fascist Pinocchio dildo. Easy mistake to make...
..Is it because half of America is stupid as shit?
Have a 'downtime' adventure once in a while. Something low-stakes, high-silliness. Burn off some energy in creative ways. Not everything needs to be poe-faced serious business all the time. Quite literally, have a Beach Episode.
If you join a campaign, make a concerted effort to consistently be there and ready to play. If you don't think your schedule can fit a regular game, admit that to yourself and tell your group you're more for one-shots.
I am no longer interested in character generation that takes more than 15 minutes. I have hundreds upon hundreds of 'zero to hero' campaigns that petered out within a few sessions.
These days it's almost always 'not enough time, not enough budget.'.
This is the same energy from GW as when you pack your guitar and leather jacket in a box to go up into the attic, while you get comfortable in a cube job you'll work until you die.
Even in social programs, Germany shows the effeciency they're traditionally known for.
Can't wait for the video on this one.
Listen up, LibCucks from Commie-fornia! I'm a REAL A.M.E.R.I.C.A.N. A: I can't afford my insulin medication. M: E: R: I: C: A: N:
'Genderinos' sent me.
It's true. I checked out YT while logged out of it and it was entirely fascist propaganda con-men pretending to be self help channels. Because the blind idiot god Al Gorithm knows not nuance, only number go up.