Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
My non-expert search turned up that this is likely a Black-Staining Polyphore (Meripilus sumstinei). I don't know if that's right, but it looks neat. #FungusAmongUs
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My non-expert search turned up that this is likely a Black-Staining Polyphore (Meripilus sumstinei). I don't know if that's right, but it looks neat. #FungusAmongUs
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
The people are doing yard work and no one's playing fetch with Babs even though Babs keeps finding sticks and hitting the people with them. This is stupid. #dogs
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
His face looks like that of a pale cartoon gorilla [complimentary] & I appreciate that he seems to both know and have fun with that fact.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
1) You're right. 2) There's someone a couple of replies up who generalized to all rifles. I'm 100% for better gun control in the US, but people (like that person, not you) who over generalize to that degree are going to lose a lot of people who hunt or who know responsible gun owners who hunt.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
A rifle is just a long barreled gun with rifling (spiraling grooves) used to impart a spinning motion to fired bullets thereby increasing range and accuracy. I suppose hunters could use muskets if they wanted to hit trees rather than game, though that seems like a couple-century step backwards.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
Gift link: wapo.st/3JVtsXq
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what's great to have around right after a major disaster? A bunch of desperate people who...oh, I think I just realized what they're hoping for: That a % of said people will be desperate enough to commit a minor crime thereby making anyone associated easier to scapegoat &/or target.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
² This can lead to countless fun moments of surprise whenever you catch a fleeting glimpse of your reflection. Ah, mental models.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
An aside to those under let's say 30: When you get older, you don't necessarily feel like a different person than you were when you were younger. In fact, when you think about "you", it's likely that the image that comes up isn't far off from that in your senior picture.¹
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Et voilà! You now feel like your bones are filled with dust and your skin is made of crêpe paper. Bonus copy of my senior photo in which I was somehow both 18 and 35.
Steve Herman (@newsguy.bsky.social) reposted
A man, near the White House, who describes himself as a "retired disabled combat veteran," after burning an American flag tells bystanders "I am being detained because I expressed my First Amendment rights."
The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted
A lawyer for George Mason University President Gregory Washington told the board the leader had done nothing unlawful and would not apologize for his diversity, equity and inclusion policies, despite a call from the Education Department to do so.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
NOT SORRY (from the US) The US shouldn't be able to host anything with international competitors or attendees, not with the horror stories we've all heard re: entrypoint detentions for slightly messed up paperwork, smuggling accusations for work equipment, unflattering memes, etc.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
² (threatening our neighbors, alienating our allies, etc), I grow increasingly concerned that one of their motivations is to isolate the resident population so that there are fewer compassionate direct external witnesses for what they have planned.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Know that we appreciate you watching and commenting. As I look at what they've been doing re: foreign nationals - living here (checking social media activity, expulsion for paperwork mishaps, etc) those who would visit (fees, frank abuse at entry points, etc), or those who would simply be friends¹
Reuters (@reuters.com) reposted
The US Department of Health and Human Services indefinitely suspended the expert medical bodies responsible for reviewing compensation claims from nuclear workers for radiation-related illnesses, leaving many in limbo reut.rs/4oTfoOs
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent
from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over"
Scott MacFarlane (@macfarlanenews.bsky.social) reposted
ALERT: Former Justice Dept official to CBS News - "The rules don't exist anymore" ====>
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee released a trove of documents Thursday that back up a whistleblower’s claim that Emil Bove, a senior Department of Justice (DOJ) official, crudely told subordinates to defy court orders. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Trump regime forces attacking innocent farm workers and families in California, the "protestors" are concerned US civilians standing up for human rights amid the regimes ethnic cleansing campaign. #3E #StopICE
Reactor Magazine (@reactorsff.bsky.social) reposted
Your 🚨final reminder🚨 that we have a new Murderbot short story coming out right here at Reactor, tonight after the season finale! Okay ty enjoy hehe #Murderbot
Reactor Magazine (@reactorsff.bsky.social) reposted
ITS OFFICIAL. MURDERBOT SEASON TWO. #Murderbot reactormag.com/murderbot-ha...
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
This is just sick. via @ktla.com: Footage obtained by KTLA shows a young man crying, saying his mother had just been taken, and children and protesters running from tear gas that was deployed when a crowd gathered at an immigration raid at a Ventura County farm this afternoon
47has34Felonies (@xnavychief.bsky.social) reposted
TN Holler banned from all boot licker Zucker fuck platforms
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
This is a reminder that if you subscribe to Disney+ and have children you can show said children the finale to the show Dinosaurs in which it's made clear that all of the featured characters are about to die. variety.com/2022/tv/feat...
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
America: “we need to regime change you you don’t do things right” Also America:
Waldo Jaquith (@waldo.net) reposted
I remember when his son, Richard W. Smith and his three frat buddies selected a random UVa student and beat the hell out of him on the street while they laughed, back in 1997. UVa didn't expel them, thanks to Fred Smith's intervention. Today, Richard W. Smith is a COO at FedEx.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
"I'm voting for Trump because he'll keep us out of war." Fuck You. Assholes.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
*the inhabitants of Hyrule watching me fiddle around with the controls for a Divine Beast for half an hour* "I...I don't think Link knows what he's doing..."
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
There's one in my Lidl's parking lot! (Ok, the park & ride by my Lidl, but it's connected to the Lidl and everyone drives through it to get to the Lidl.)
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, my toddlers would cry because I'd cut up a sandwich after they asked for me to cut it.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
v much enjoying the photo mode (and, yes, the racing)
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for including a source screenshot. I was over here wondering why there were suddenly so many posts about a Confederate general.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/chad...
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't seen this posted yet in the comments. S/he's twitching at the end.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
I've spent all morning with my Switch 2 and then I jump on here to
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
More details are in the description of this video: youtube.com/shorts/MR9bP...
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
I endorse whoever decided on this photo for his #BtB profile
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
I assumed that it meant "lost 95% of their chicken population held in Arizona" (as opposed to the company's chickens in other states), but your reading of it could be right & is 150% more horrifying.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a reason that so many storms seem to break & either miss (roughly) this area or hit it with significantly less strength? Some weird geometry that places it in a funky zone between the water to the east & hills to the west? A confluence of rivers? A witch's blessing/curse?
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
what this is a total surprise, completely came out of nowhere /s
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
there is a lot to unpack here, none of it good
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted
GOP Sen. Joni Ernst responds to voters saying that cutting Medicaid will kill them: “Well, we all are going to die.”
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
They'll probably deny a visa / entry if they crawl through your socials & find anything against Trump, Musk, etc, too. (Mind: Not said to excuse this - or any of it - but thinking about horror stories from entry, etc.)
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Weighing a similar purchase, commenting to follow.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
fwiw, another thing I don't rag on him about is his voice (b/c spasmodic dysphonia's not something he can help), especially given that there are so many aspects of his personality on offer.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
I haven't caught the Cyberpunk comics in the bundle but've read & enjoyed most of the Witcher on offer here. Not a bad selection for $24 USD. www.humblebundle.com/books/witche...
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
I'm going to have a mental breakdown my spouse just used the kitchen (food) scissors to cut hair out of the vacuum and
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
Watching Rogue One: The Empire is actively against worker safety measures. If you can't survive the dynamic razor sphincters and the complete lack of railing you simply do not belong in the Empire.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
And then right after, "Oh, that's right - it's not." youtube.com/clip/UgkxV-P...
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard this bit and was like, "How's that any different than the concept of the Unitary Executive?" youtube.com/clip/Ugkx9h8...
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you ever listen to Behind the Bastards l? @iwriteok.bsky.social has been doing a fine job of sprinkling in unfortunately politically relevant episodes. I've been listening to his duo on Karl Schmidt while gardening on this fine Sunday and, woohboy -
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell, just experiencing human-scaled development in Germany radicalized me and I lived near Stuttgart (notorious for being a v car-centric area in Germany - see: "Staugart"). ("Stau" meaning "traffic jam")
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes I'll put on Who Framed Roger Rabbit when I want to hear my husband rant about how big oil & big auto strangled robust US mass transit in the grave.
The Associated Press (@apnews.com) reposted
BREAKING: Kyiv comes under a massive Russian drone and missile attack with explosions heard throughout the city.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Frontline just released this, if anyone's interested: www.facebook.com/1396963745/p...
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
My Mom was diagnosed w/stage 4 breast cancer (spinal column) last year. I got some blowback from family b/c I told my teens, "This cancer will kill her if something else doesn't do it first. We don't know how long she has, but it's a few years at best, not a few decades. Be with her while you can."
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
Another day, another action that would be grounds for impeachment is a less idiotic timeline.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
When you go into the r/law subreddit and the comments are all
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
Live streaming now (6pm EDT, 22 MAY 25) www.youtube.com/live/qms_jLY...
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
"Four and a half decades hasn't been long enough to give it a fair shot. Five decades! If we double down on our efforts, the magic will *blossom* at five decades!"
Anna Mazzola (@annamazz.bsky.social) reposted
It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
Available on the PBS app & youtu.be/7P1qTwlGeuY?...
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
arguing against birthright citizenship in front of the supreme court while at the same time pitching a netflix show where immigrants compete for citizenship is such a perfect microcosm of america right now that it feels fake
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
Some took it as an opportunity for a contemplative moment.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
Where I live had its first really rainy day in a while. The birds persisted.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
*walks into scene* *flips open step stool* *steps up on step stool* *clears throat* #𝗧𝗮𝗰𝗼𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆'𝗿𝗲 𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗱. *steps off of step stool* *folds up step stool, hitches under arm* *walks away*
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Ron Swanson's even a conservative libertarian, he just managed to not be an absolute raging dick to people.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
"Ok, how about I randomly mostly leave for a day or two so you wonder if you've been imagining me this whole time. Then you can spend a bit of time acting like I'm never around. And then I can come back and sit on your chest for a week 🙂"
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
They really are the most ridiculous little dinosaurs.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Ew. Thanks for reminding me about why I cancelled my sub.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
I've known a number of not-Trumpers who are disabled & live in v rural (& v red) areas b/c it's what they can afford (esp in Appalachia). A number of them have leaned pretty hard into getting inexpensive products delivered (b/c of mobility issues, etc). My heart hurts for them in all this.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
I appreciate you clarifying that. It's something I _knew_ but that flittered its way out of my head for some reason when writing my reply, & it's *the most* important component of the acronym.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
You might know it as child porn. It's sometimes/increasingly called CSM (child sexual material) to differentiate it from porn involving consenting adults.
Ian Carrillo (@iansociologo.bsky.social) reposted
Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago. kfor.com/news/local/w...
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Naivete, maybe. Like, I thought she had a chance - a really good chance, even. I'll give credit to my Mom, though. She knew T was going to win, saying, "There are a lot of people - the only thing they are more than racist is sexist."
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
*gets geared up to do yardwork* *gets out tools* *does single thing* *abrupt crash/full-body wring-out* *sits in the shade recording birdsong w/ her phone "until she feels better"* *sees entire day is gone*
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess if you can't be an inspiration, be a warning.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
*sees glint in sky* "Hey is that..." *explodes in a pink mist* --- I'm afraid that you're right. So much can be done remotely now.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't usually call things cringe. I mean, be weird! Be awkward! Like what you like! But gottdam this is cringe as fuck.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
² Ecuadorian Spanish (to account for idioms, etc), had it translate, "If it sounds like I say something crazy, blame the program,", & we had a lovely conversation in Orlando traffic. He was a good kid, I hope he's alright.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, I've had an Uber driver who didn't speak English while in Florida. You know what happened? We had a few halting exchanges & then in my (awful) Spanish, I asked where he was from. I then fired up ChatGPT on my phone, asked it to go into conversation translation mode with English & ¹
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
It does seem like the real deal from what I've heard/read. Maybe one day they'll open up some stores for us easterners.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. There are a lot of employees at my local Costco who recognize my youngest from when I brought her in as a baby and toddler. She'll be 13 this summer.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
If nothing else fruitful comes of this, at least we can act as an abject lesson for Canada (et al) on what happens when someone like Trump comes to power. Good speed on your elections.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
System: www.walmart.com/ip/Nintendo-...
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
Bundle: www.walmart.com/ip/Nintendo-...
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
#Swich2 STILL up for preorder from #Walmart, y'all. This is the longest I've seen it last.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
I was able to successfully add to cart & preorder. And it's still up.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
#Switch2 is currently showing up as able to preorder on #Walmart (US). Time: 0315 EDT
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social)
They're arresting judges now? Super.
Gekkie McGekkerson (@proxieme.bsky.social) reply parent
The more cynical part of me suspects that this will end w/, "Op, can't hit recruiting/retentions numbers - better contract military operations out to whatever Blackwater's calling itself now!"