My night: Spent getting drunk and showing my cat Superman (2025) and repeatedly saying, โsee! You are just like Krypto, you little shit! I love you!โ
34, they/them transfemme, aspiring artist, too many credits not enough degrees. 18+ content, will block phobes & provacatuers ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธโ๏ธ
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My night: Spent getting drunk and showing my cat Superman (2025) and repeatedly saying, โsee! You are just like Krypto, you little shit! I love you!โ
you simply do not have to defend graham linehan thatโs not a thing you have to spend your time doing there are better options, like cleaning lint out of the dryer
There are so many hot guys in this prison
My cat is in his climbing behind the books and pushing them off the shelf era
Be the changer of the empty toilet paper roll you wish to see in the world
There are so many hot guys at this wake.
would effortlessly become my most played all-time on steam
This is the most beautiful exchange I've ever seen on social media.
confidently carving out time for whatโs important in life, chips n salsa.
Honestly with how much that guy yammers on about everything and brags about things he has probably been an unwitting informant for decades...
Iโll pluck a heart out and eat it raw.
Fighting fascism is never easy, but when your life is already a house of cards, it's easy to coerce people into silence or irrelevance. People can't lose their jobs, they can't afford to have disruption in their lives, and they do what they can anyway, but it's exhausting, thankless, and dangerous.
Honestly what's often left out when talking about Americans is how not great life is for average Americans. The middle class is getting squeezed for everything they've got, multiple jobs, medical debt that can bankrupt you in an instant, student debt... Many people are tired and checked out.
America is adrift with no coherent foreign policy, no team of senior professionals managing its national defense and diplomacy, and a president who has little interest in the world beyond what it can offer him - that pretty well sums it up www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Took a first pass at a main menu. #gamedev #screenshotsaturday #indiedev #indiegamedev
Finalizing the claws sounds! Separate sounds for Flesh and Metal :) #madewithunity #gameart #indiegame #gamedev #indiedev #gamedevelopment #gamedesign #indie #steam #wip #unity #dev #screenshotsaturday #Videogame #IndieGameDev
estrogen saved me
try that on a small clown
I expected things to get very stupid, but Iโm not sure I expected things to get this stupid this quickly.
The last time I went into a pool the ladder disappeared and I was stuck in there for days.
you're laughing? when i eat breakfast tacos, my face makes a SHOOMP! sound like a pneumatic tube and you're laughing??
Cracker is implied. I like it!
Amazing turn around from "we are producing a shittier job market with our policies" to "the job numbers that exist favor our political adversaries so there must be something happening ๐ค"
here. i made a better one in three minutes
Gotta be honest and say that it once again feels stressful that all the evil people are doing evil things and making life worse for everyone
BBQ friday!
Iโve never had a post go viral but there was that one that caught a fungus
I wrote a book where a reader has sex with a sentient romance novel and that is more medically accurate than anything RFK Jr has ever said.
Sure boss. I donโt know what โaccountableโ means but Iโd love to be held.
it's not blueskyism. it's blueskyitis. words matter
*gets lost in your thighs*
Proofreading is for lobers.
llife is compuiter
Whirlpool Galaxy M51, total integration, 2h 51m (57 ร 180s). Celestron EdgeHD 8" (0.7x), ZWO ASI533MC Pro camera, and ZWO AM5N mount. My Portfolio: portfolio.pixelfed.social/JoeGarrity #astrophotography #astronomy #naturephotography #nature #longexposurephotography #longexposure #photography
Vietnamese Mossy tree frogs are both aboreal and aquatic. They wade in moss-covered puddles as a means of camouflage. My Portfolio: portfolio.pixelfed.social/JoeGarrity #naturephotography #nature #wildlifephotography #wildlife #macrophotography #macro #photography #amphibian #treefrog #frog #herps
Good morning, Bluesky. ๐ A sunrise from Youzihu Reef's Archway, Green Island, Taiwan, at morning light. My Portfolio: portfolio.pixelfed.social/JoeGarrity #landscapephotography #landscape #seascapephotography #seascape #naturephotography #nature #sunrise #island #taiwan #asia #photography
Very proud of this meal my partner and I made. It was to feed five peopleโฆ๐
Ooh, I thought you said Auntie Christ
ChatGPT
Relearning drawing is so satisfying, the feeling of drawing a smooth circle is incomparable. โบ๏ธ
They keep losing in court because everything theyโre doing is illegal
I just love shorebirds so much. Look at this soft adorable roundness (Sanderling) #birds ๐ฟ
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows. ~Helen Keller ๐๏ธ Have a wonderful #TopKnotTuesday! ๐ฟ ๐ธ Gambel's Quail ๐ชถ #Birding #LookingAtYou #Photography #EastCoastKin
not now kitten, your honor
Don't let him distract you from the fact that he died.
I haven't been around because I'm developing a new treatment option that involves going to sleep for two years and waking up well. It's going to be wildly popular, expensive, and y'all can say you knew me when
In a seaside town, that they forgot to bomb
Sorry I hugged you when you told me to embrace my mistakes.
Sex so bad, she gives you a pep talk mid way
Your teenage years are for exploring and making mistakes. Your 20s are for getting really into one specific tv show. Your 30s are for venturing to the ancient lost city so you can recover the accursed cryptex from the devious colonel. Your 40s are about buying and wearing different kinds of sweaters
We're Destroying Our Eros? dkleucate.substack.com/p/are-we-des... #hedonism #pleasure #philosophical #mindfulness #thoughts #philosophyoflife #consciousness #writer #nudity #nudism
Anticipated exchanges tomorrow at school: "Hey Freddy, what did you do for Labor Day?" "I'm a professor and administrator; I labored." #AcademicChatter
The treadmill screening of โTHE LONG WALKโ took place, where every person had to walk on a treadmill faster than 3MPH for the whole movie. If they stopped, they were escorted out of the theater.
CYBERGIRLFRIENDS
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Before I ate the Roast Chicken I found in the trash can: ๐ค๐ค๐คโค๏ธโค๏ธ After I ate the Roast Chicken I found in the trash can: โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Joanna Connor๐ธ๐ถ'Walking Blues' #bluesmusic
(consulting Magic 8 Ball) so is it all the cocaine that makes you magic or
YOU DIED
carrying my full KFC meal with all the fixings in a cat carrier, just to be safe
MORE PASSION, MORE WHIMSY, MORE CRINGE
[aggressively tapping the "no wizards" in my bio]
Miss Feona got excited cause she heard turkeys in the yard. When she saw how big they were the then got very annoyed. ๐๐โโฌ๏ธ #Cats #Caturday #KootenayLife
Vintage chonkus. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
lmao i can't wait for the internal power struggle
Thatโs actually how I got my current job.
Office of Readings today goes unbelievably hard
At least I have a killer BLT during this disaster of a match
Cartoon by Kendra Allenby
Is he dead yet?
this is why I pay for photoshop
Good practice run, everyone
I made you a piczza of our baby using only toppings. Please respond
โWhoosagubboy?!?โ
A Dream Of You And Me live from Later with Jools Holland in 2014.
Found this while browsing for books, it's delightful.
Iโm taking credit for what you did last summer
I have also been cut from the cast of SNL
Dinosaur studies:
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
oh no thank you im not hungry ive been eating my feelings all day long
Hot dog water is just pork tea.
Donโt really appreciate your tone
the shooter was detrans? hoo boy not touching that one
Setup Is Not Stasis: How to Write a Gripping First Chapter "A story worth reading is a story worth experiencing, at least vicariously." darlingaxe.com/blogs/news/h... #writingcommunity
"horny" and "corny" are only one letter apart. really makes u think (about horny corn)
Would you pump me full of thick foam to save my life?
Iโll be real with you: not even a Cybertruck owner deserves this
[unexpected theremin interlude]
Some of us are willing to risk being vulnerable. Some just hide behind vague quotes that are aimed at you
Do you have any more corn facts? ๐ฅบ
