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@pulletsurprise.bsky.social

longtime nashvillian, even longer time curmudgeon. be limestone

created August 7, 2023

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Any word on the attempted extortion by Sinclair on behalf of TPUSA? Where did that land?

22/9/2025, 8:07:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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* any tiny bit of food

19/9/2025, 10:49:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@danielahorwitz.bsky.social is in slim danger at being at a loss for work

19/9/2025, 10:38:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Free speech for the 3%!”

19/9/2025, 10:35:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels like this is rowing against the Hispanic recruitment campaign

19/9/2025, 9:09:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck the FCC Fuck the FBI Fuck the CIA I’m living in the motherfucking USA

19/9/2025, 8:52:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to revisit this one from the Grand Ole Opry’s newest member: youtu.be/8Af5SahC1DE

19/9/2025, 8:50:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Redefining the lame duck presidency

19/9/2025, 8:47:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hamface is a Top 10 all time for dumbest things on the internet, yet he persists

19/9/2025, 8:46:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah, the old probations and parole office.

19/9/2025, 8:41:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bad Trump numbers? Must be a criminal enterprise putting them out!

19/9/2025, 8:40:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Under penalty of law.

19/9/2025, 8:38:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We won’t get no education All we need is thought control

19/9/2025, 8:36:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 8:33:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 10:27:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or maybe they did…. www.ewg.org/news-insight...

17/9/2025, 10:18:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raindrops keep fallin on my head…

16/9/2025, 10:23:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The empire was lost for insufficient worship of glorified shitheels.

16/9/2025, 4:11:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Improvements!”

16/9/2025, 3:52:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder how @visitmusiccity.bsky.social will spin this one.

16/9/2025, 3:51:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess that’s one way to cut down on Caribbean shark finning

16/9/2025, 3:43:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Improving to keep you moving!” -MNAA ad circa 2011

16/9/2025, 3:41:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By design

16/9/2025, 3:32:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yuh huh youtu.be/90MbSRoLE1U

16/9/2025, 3:31:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“We prefer ‘choreographed’ Roy.” -wrestling apologists

15/9/2025, 9:54:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The eternal 2nd banana.

15/9/2025, 9:39:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nick Fuentes frogmarch when?

15/9/2025, 9:03:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[DING!] ACADEMIA!

13/9/2025, 12:09:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the LDS congregation where he was confirmed might be a more relevant search parameter.

13/9/2025, 12:00:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[Kash in a deerstalker cap, Bongino with a comically large magnifying glass]

11/9/2025, 10:44:54 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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giving “GARETH KEENAN INVESTIGATES” energy

11/9/2025, 10:40:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bongdildo has a jewelers eye.

11/9/2025, 10:33:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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can either of them operate a magnifying glass

11/9/2025, 10:31:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…when the reality is that they will more likely hear some regurgitated opinion from one of Bill Lee’s flacks or (god forbid) straight out of Tim Burchett’s mouth.

11/9/2025, 10:30:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Frist isn’t that far removed from an actual leadership position in the GOP yet he bears no resemblance to any living, active elected Republican official. Who is even his audience anymore?

11/9/2025, 10:19:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FACTS

11/9/2025, 9:58:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, Bill, you’d have to say that these policies aren’t shaped by health or wellbeing.

11/9/2025, 9:45:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The C-team seems especially worried

11/9/2025, 8:13:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“and then the transgender bullet looked at me”

11/9/2025, 6:06:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, I’m sure he thought he was immune, especially given his last words

11/9/2025, 5:59:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just assume that the rope is stuck and the budget won’t permit fixing it

11/9/2025, 5:52:20 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“$20 says I can tell where you got dem shoes”

11/9/2025, 5:16:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The estate of Andrew Breitbart is particularly aggrieved.

11/9/2025, 5:14:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You seriously asking?

11/9/2025, 5:08:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike or Marc?

11/9/2025, 5:04:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sanewashing is policy now

11/9/2025, 4:08:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Straight from the Fox News Cinematic Universe

11/9/2025, 12:54:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What in the Elizabeth Holmes is this shit?

10/9/2025, 2:42:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Behold our nation’s chief diplomat.

3/9/2025, 10:48:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hagerty and Blackburn.

3/9/2025, 2:53:43 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#FreeLuigi

31/8/2025, 4:11:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3 more beg texts addressed to someone who is not me. fix your shit @actblueorg.bsky.social

25/8/2025, 12:43:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mfer has to win a national primary

25/8/2025, 12:03:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when a gun enters a room, the probability of someone getting shot approaches 1.00

24/8/2025, 11:39:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In this, I hope he succeeds. CB is the Walmart of meat-n-threes.

22/8/2025, 1:04:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s what happens AFTER you have the chili.

22/8/2025, 12:51:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’d figure they’d be specie-only.

22/8/2025, 12:51:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey @actblueorg.bsky.social your candidates keep spamming my SMS with SOMEONE ELSES NAME. I have never given to your org and I am far less inclined to do so with EVERY FUCKING INTERACTION ADDRESSED TO SOMEONE WHO IS NOT ME.

21/8/2025, 4:01:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 3:46:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is Ted Nugent erasure (and I’m here for it)

20/8/2025, 2:04:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Edging ever closer to an elected official using the term “ethnic cleansing” accurately to describe this Republican immigration policy

20/8/2025, 1:54:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Guy was an interior decorator!” “His house looked like shit.”

20/8/2025, 1:23:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Land of the III.

19/8/2025, 9:06:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The funniest thing about this douche canoe is that he’s not enough of a douche canoe to satisfy the Tennessee GOP’s candidacy requirements. But he’s enough for Zuckerberg.

15/8/2025, 5:00:23 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Subway? Bring something heavier.”

15/8/2025, 4:55:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a Spitting Image version of McMahon

15/8/2025, 1:06:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best thing to happen to that institution was when Friedrich Hayek went back to Austria.

13/8/2025, 11:12:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paging Robby Starbuck; Robby Starbuck, whitey courtesy phone.

10/8/2025, 5:20:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bring me the head … of engineering

Sir Lawrence Olivier as Hamlet, caressing the skull of Yorick
6/8/2025, 3:51:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you erect a fence made of razor wire to keep outsiders out, it also has the reciprocal effect of trapping insiders in.

5/8/2025, 2:27:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next time make the fire hotter

4/8/2025, 7:38:49 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Homicide: Life on the Street

1/8/2025, 2:28:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No commerce like compelled commerce!

31/7/2025, 10:22:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s true, robots do not need to be fed

31/7/2025, 2:23:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Phrenology for tech bros

29/7/2025, 11:32:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Breaking out ass calipers like a phrenologist measuring and documenting a sebaceous cyst, what a productive use of otherwise intimate time

29/7/2025, 11:29:38 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/7/2025, 11:24:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vince Gill confronted the C-team Westboro Phelps dipshits as few before or after him did. That family walks what they talk. youtu.be/ZfodnpXrimY?...

29/7/2025, 11:21:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a concierge service for tourists and will do absolutely nothing to move the needle on the horrific levels of traffic congestion in the greater Nashville area. But hey if it helps a bachelorette get her drink on 5% faster…..

29/7/2025, 11:14:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I foresee a sinkhole filled with money.

29/7/2025, 5:15:45 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was also a shitty idea when Megan Barry proposed it.

29/7/2025, 3:15:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thing is, he’d have been consigned to his petty power position in Maury County forever had he not been gifted a third of what used to be the solid Dem TN5.

27/7/2025, 6:43:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dunno, Ed. This has been median Tennessee Republican discourse for at least two decades.

27/7/2025, 6:35:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Went (read: soaked) through 3 shirts today

27/7/2025, 1:55:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dew point here is 76 and I don’t want to hear it

27/7/2025, 1:54:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“If Nazi-ism makes a buck, who are we to argue?” - the Greater Nashville Association of Realtors

25/7/2025, 11:43:16 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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*more

25/7/2025, 11:38:38 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Laughs in Gore Vidal)

25/7/2025, 11:37:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Say it ain’t so

25/7/2025, 11:33:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Our institutions will protect us” as we walk into a room made of plastic sheeting

25/7/2025, 11:32:24 PM | 41 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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“If the President does it, it’s not illegal” was an outrage during the Nixon years. 50 years later, the hoipolloi clamor for impunity.

25/7/2025, 11:30:41 PM | 40 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That dude has long merited a custodial sentence

25/7/2025, 10:23:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be fascists

25/7/2025, 10:22:35 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prediction: he will continue to drive on that suspended license and will not be punished

25/7/2025, 10:20:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are the death panels Sarah Palin predicted

25/7/2025, 10:18:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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* construct concentration camps ** push to build more concentration camps

25/7/2025, 10:17:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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* construct concentration camps ** push to build more concentration camps

25/7/2025, 10:17:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land, are hereinafter considered verboten.”

25/7/2025, 6:32:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We no longer enjoy freedom of viewpoint.

25/7/2025, 6:28:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna be a real problem at Chickamauga National Park, Stones River National Park, Fort Donelson National Park, Shiloh National Park…..

25/7/2025, 6:27:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view