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Adam Conley

@purplegrimace.bsky.social

Just a guy doing stuff. Watching soccer, mostly.

created November 20, 2024

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Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Loons scored twice - still a one-one draw.

31/8/2025, 2:38:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, United goal on behalf of Portland...

31/8/2025, 2:20:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm calling it now: Orange Julius Caesar is going to use this as the impetus to activate the Guard in the Cities.

27/8/2025, 4:40:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile, trainers being like "NO! STOP IT!! STAHHHHP!!!"

20/8/2025, 5:12:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

My location of 123 Bumblefuck Ave, BFE, MN isn't on the list. WHY CAN'T YOU DO YOUR JOB?!?

18/8/2025, 8:05:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Now you're on the trolley!

11/8/2025, 9:16:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oof. That is all I have. Oof.

11/8/2025, 12:23:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

ADP numbers have historically been horrible, though. Not really a great replacement.

2/8/2025, 12:02:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 11:04:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How can you not be romantic about baseball?

1/8/2025, 11:02:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal.bsky.social) reposted

"WASHINGTON, D.C. (August 1, 2025) – The Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) announced today that it will begin an orderly wind-down of its operations" cpb.org/pressroom/Co...

1/8/2025, 4:59:51 PM | 3902 2015 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet... Fuck Seattle.

1/8/2025, 1:21:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, Leagues Cup has hockey style points scoring for the roundabout portion. I don't like it. But I don't hate it, either...

31/7/2025, 3:31:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No radio broadcast tonight, eh? Bummer.

31/7/2025, 12:48:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

9 hours later: agreed.

29/7/2025, 1:13:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone but the guy who put the reservation in....

26/7/2025, 9:25:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Very

26/7/2025, 9:24:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social)

When it comes to @mplscitysc.bsky.social playoff run ending today remember: it's okay to be bummed... But you cannot be sad. What a hell of a season! #COYC

25/7/2025, 11:07:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

God I hope so

25/7/2025, 9:57:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social)

Also, stadium sound guy is doing a pre-match Prince revue... So obviously a homer....

25/7/2025, 8:48:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social)

Seen dozens of crows today while walking around Seattle. I take it as a sign

25/7/2025, 8:47:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone must have ratted them out.

24/7/2025, 9:43:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's been my creative life in a nutshell...

23/7/2025, 2:00:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

No, not really. He's failed to perform for us for awhile. Let's take the money and see what we can turn it into.

21/7/2025, 10:04:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Just came in the gate. Not being allowed into the stands just yet as we're still under delay. They did warn that of we are delayed again, the match will be moved to another day as they only have the stadium until 10. So.... There's that.

21/7/2025, 12:16:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Much appreciated!

20/7/2025, 11:21:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, but... Reese's pumpkins have a better PB to chocolate ratio than the cups... So it's not all bad?

20/7/2025, 8:42:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

My throat is still sore after yelling with the Citizens after this goal - it's been 5 hours...

19/7/2025, 1:52:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are so Caw...

18/7/2025, 11:45:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Went to the Roosters' Father's Day multi-game meet. It was a blast!!

18/7/2025, 6:57:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LBJ.

18/7/2025, 2:17:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Sugar lobby and Corn lobby gonna fiiiiiiighttt...

16/7/2025, 8:49:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social)

Huh... Neat.

16/7/2025, 6:41:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social)

St. Croix forfeited? City to the final? Diabolical. Criminal. Also.... What the heck, St Croix?!?

16/7/2025, 6:39:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, just look at what the S&P and Dow did today on the "Senior staffer states" story. Perhaps this was a test leak to see what would happen? But that's my cynical side showing.

16/7/2025, 5:02:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

And that's why I like USL2. Lol.

16/7/2025, 4:36:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

And by "out with" I mean "outweigh".... Gotta proofread better. My apologies.

16/7/2025, 4:24:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

I understand your point, and I don't necessarily disagree. However, I feel like the risks way out with the "neutrals" here (I personally do not see a 'win' scenario here).

16/7/2025, 3:47:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

It is theorized that, yes, this is exactly what will happen. Especially with bond traders. Especially.

16/7/2025, 3:45:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Psh, I mean, if you're into that kind of shit.

16/7/2025, 3:22:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

A rainbow ball over your head and into the net, maybe. Zing.

16/7/2025, 2:50:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 1:04:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Windy? Or 'Fukken Wimdy'?

15/7/2025, 11:33:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

You didn't read the article. This was Joe.

15/7/2025, 9:23:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

While I agree with the sentiment, it is worth noting that he was detained under the Biden administration. Although, maybe your point still stands.

15/7/2025, 9:22:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

I see you're ready to start your 10 hour shift tonight. Go get 'em, Tiger.

15/7/2025, 9:16:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social)

@mplscitizenssg.bsky.social Anyone else headed to DSM? If not, @bicyclemn.bsky.social - would it possible to snag a flag or two?

15/7/2025, 8:00:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MJ (@mjmpls.bsky.social) reposted

#StPaul 1697 Lafond Ave Today Tues July 15, 2025 Community Dinner and Vegan Open Market Vegan/GF/Nut Free/Corn Free Pay what you can No one turned away

15/7/2025, 11:34:21 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Minneapolis City SC (@mplscitysc.bsky.social) reposted

You asked for it! Get the Heartland Division Champions Tour t-shirt now on pre-sale. Shop: shop.mplscitysc.com/products/hea...

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14/7/2025, 6:35:07 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/7/2025, 5:44:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Dax *furiously scribbling in a notebook* "And how, exactly, does one get past the..."

13/7/2025, 4:51:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤩

13/7/2025, 1:45:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/7/2025, 1:04:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

I use AirNow as it pulls directly from the MnPCA

12/7/2025, 5:05:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, and Google maps, of course.

11/7/2025, 4:34:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Like, caught in the side net figuratively? Or literally? With kids - one can't be sure when reading these reports.

11/7/2025, 4:14:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

4 is the desire, traffic-geddon in the East Metro may dictate 2. Traffic speed maps will be key logistical needs this weekend.

11/7/2025, 4:12:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

My neglected hanging basket in the front yard will appreciate this, though. So there's that

10/7/2025, 5:25:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Caw.

10/7/2025, 3:49:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going? Or coming?

9/7/2025, 8:36:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah - I mean, who even exists today that could fit this hype?

9/7/2025, 5:15:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Citizens are hosting a watch party at the Corner Bar tonight for the match! Be there, be square, and eat wings! *** WATCH PARTY! Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 7pm Join the Citizens at The Corner Bar rooting for the CROWS as we take on RKC Third Coast #ComeOnYouCrows #FallingForCity

9/7/2025, 4:53:13 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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SABR-ing ⚽ now, are we? But also, that is, indeed, insane.

9/7/2025, 2:51:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/7/2025, 2:56:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On sale? 'cuz... I'd be down for some pumpkin/bat shaped Reese's.

8/7/2025, 9:40:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this a "basa" joke?

8/7/2025, 12:28:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean.... It doesn't count if it's Wes, lol.

7/7/2025, 4:11:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Hear me out: Edor Nelson for kick and 10-15 minutes to make a ruckus, then blast down to TCO ...

7/7/2025, 2:29:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Half of Trump's first campaign used the Clinton's connection to Epstein as a battle cry to vote for the morally superior him... I'm sure this sudden revelation is completely above board. Barf.

7/7/2025, 1:27:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having to decide between going to Aurora's semi-final and Minneapolis City's fight for their first division title in USL 2 on Saturday is such a great problem to have! But it's still a problem.

7/7/2025, 1:24:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As it should be worldwide.

7/7/2025, 12:36:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lutefisk?

7/7/2025, 12:23:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

But what *kind* of henges, that's the real question. The possibilities are truly endless.

7/7/2025, 12:05:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Stressful AF, but if that's your definition of "fun", lol. But yes, it's been a good half. Hopefully a strategic sub or two at the half to get some fresh legs into the heat.

7/7/2025, 12:03:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

What can we do, as supporters and fans, to help you all host one of the Central Conference regionals?

6/7/2025, 5:06:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

1) That's what she said 2) Drove through a blurb of rain along MN 13 through Eagan and holy-shamoley that was a LOT of rain all at once.

6/7/2025, 4:28:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

And ignore the problem instead of changing it and codifying those changes so it can't happen again? Why?

5/7/2025, 5:50:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Never get rid of Sweetland, btw. That would make me very sad.

4/7/2025, 6:28:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

With the amount flowing from the taps since noon... We're covering your vacay, man. Enjoy!

4/7/2025, 6:04:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Also..... Like.... Poster opportunity @mplscitysc.bsky.social ?

4/7/2025, 2:47:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ben totally would have been a @mplscitizenssg.bsky.social

4/7/2025, 2:32:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our Oliver is better than their Oliver. C'mon... It was even a chant. Lol.

3/7/2025, 6:57:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MJ... Are you said that the statement is despicable? Criminal, even?

3/7/2025, 6:45:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's all she wrote - Trump's desk for signature.

3/7/2025, 6:43:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Props for correct usage of 'couple two three'.

3/7/2025, 5:13:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/7/2025, 8:54:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funeral home

29/6/2025, 4:35:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rain? Or eleven-billionty degrees?

27/6/2025, 9:03:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see you, or your organization, have lots and lots of money and resources.

27/6/2025, 7:12:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

I think, to train the algorithm and ruin it for everyone, you should have a convo like "what makes you a bad mom? Did you not provide your kid with lunch money today?" "Do you support ICE raids at your child's school?" and so on. Future hornballs would be suuuper let down with later responses.

24/6/2025, 3:35:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw The Phoenician Scheme.... I'm confused.

21/6/2025, 9:33:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupid weather delays have now ruined the Sunday Soccer Doubleheader... Now I gotta choose which kid I love more....

20/6/2025, 7:24:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see the weather of my youth has moved up north to where I live now (the metro)... Took about 20 years. The winters are very familiar now, as are the summers becoming so. Welcome to East Central Illinois circa 80s and 90s folks.

19/6/2025, 7:58:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/6/2025, 4:48:53 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Super thumbs up for the "Food Truck In Residence" program this year! Even if it isn't *official*.

18/6/2025, 5:12:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

Right, sorry, that was what I was implying - I could have phrased it better.

17/6/2025, 5:47:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next week. Dibs.

17/6/2025, 5:46:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The New York City Comptroller - and Mayoral candidate.

17/6/2025, 4:53:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@kairyssdal.bsky.social Serious question here.... We're all gonna die, aren't we?

17/6/2025, 4:48:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Conley (@purplegrimace.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm an unvocal minority here. I think we should ditch the "real" World Cup and shift to an all club. Let the egomaniacal players that think they're all that put their money where their mouth is and give satisfaction to those that say "Detroit City FC could beat PSG, you know..."

17/6/2025, 2:17:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view