Move them to Mexico instead to really stick it
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Move them to Mexico instead to really stick it
If somebody went into a coma in 1973 and woke up today, Iβd explain current U.S. politics like thisβ¦ βYou know those locals from Deliverance? They run the country now.β
Sorry to break this to you: They never quite did.
In my experience when a woman calls a man girl (gurrrl) it means two things: -she's comfortable as hell with him. -she about to tell him something interesting. It's really not that deep fellas, she knows you're not a girl lol
AI = Art for Incels
I'ma stay here where the skies stay blue. Yes it's more tumbleweed than people here, but it's cozy
Mannnnnnnn, quarterly sales projections must be through the roof for whichever company is providing the adult diapers in the White House since the Epstein shit hit the fan
one year the NFL should sponsor the All Star Game just to be huge assholes
Cuomo deadass said "yeah I'm anti-billionaire" Sonnn! The man is circling the drain at this point
The flag is a towel, and the towel is white. Do I wave it or do I throw it down?
I need this week to hurry up & be ov- What was that? It's only Tuesday? You sure??? Well fuck.
Oh shit, so Grok is the feds now? www.axios.com/2025/07/14/x...
uniforms so good God humbled them by making them play in a literal hot wok of a stadium
"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
Kids ruin everything
EA:
ICE vehicle getting towed at St John's hospital (Oxnard, CA) βπ½
You know what? There is a world in which we can wait until he resigns and then can her ass. I'm saying "we" like "we, the people" is still a thing around here
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social say man, after you tackle all the important stuff... can we get fast lanes on NYC walkways? I'm talking sidewalks, stairs, the subway. This city's walking skill has been going to hell in a handbasket with the quickness.
Men's mental health should get 2 months holy shit
Eff Bill Ackman tho
I wanna go home.
Need this on a t-shirt posthaste
I hate that I have to admit it, but dammit you're right. We basically now have Left Twitter and Right Twitter, when this was supposed to just bring Old Twitter back after Elon had Musked it all up.
Jesus would turn the other cheek, not slap. That's what Peter and James and John were for
Hell, make it Spanish-speaking alligators to boot
Dawg just kick it here where the skies are... well, not that over there at least.
And with the 7th one apparently off to a consistent start
Kinda poetic that tonight, while in the early stages of developing my journaling habit, I'm smoking a cigar in a vitola named "Confidant"... and that I didn't even notice that fact until I got down to the nub. A fireplace needs its chimney.
Does Truth Social not have a feature that allows you to share your posts simultaneously elsewhere? Cuz Trump just keeps putting up screenshots of his posts there on his Twitter.
bitch are the Browns gonna play on a home flooring warehouse
It's a setting sort of like Hogwarts but for translation-based magic, where the main characters are POC, and with well-made connections to real history of imperialistic oppression. What's not there for me to love?! Can't wait to see it on-screen.
Babel was written for me specifically as an interpreter/translator by trade and a foreigner in the empire that is the United States. @rfkuang.bsky.social has no idea who I even am, but I said what I said and am officially declaring myself a fan & a friend.
Maybe I pick up journaling, take a few free moments here and there to talk to myself on paper, Γ la John & Jackson Teller.
Regimen change in the Middle East has always worked out so well in the past
an easy disguise: all youβd need are some black masks
Me, when I find Nemo (He owes me $18)
It's good to have a job you can respect.
You know that job you've been at for a while and hate it to the point where where some days you just wake up sick, but sick of that damn job and not necessarily SICK sick? Yeah, not a once here.
Wanna know how dope my job is? 2 years in and not once have I felt the need to "call in sick" just because
I love when drug commercials are like, βdonβt take nemolizumab-ilto if youβre allergic to nemolizumab-ilto,β like oh, ok, thank you for the warning
Tortellini Tuesday. My wife cooks better than yours.
So it was the "No Kings" marches versus the "No Crowds" parade
With a truly secure border, how would Americans get their drugs?
a democrat will never say it but there's no such thing as a secure border, the children crave smuggling
I really do hope this administration makes the 2026 World Cup the shittiest there's ever been
If you asked me if I thought the vicinity of NYC City Hall could possibly get more exciting than it was at the time last summer, my answer would've been an emphatic "nah"... I was right, it's not necessarily more exciting, it's fucking scary.
Dems are such pussypunkbitches man
No, the customer is NOT always right. Right is always right.
NY Post normally be on bullshit, but this right here is GOLD.
Need Big Balls to weigh in on all this
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
Does anyone know if the guy who came up with the phrase, "One Hit Wonder," ever came up with any other phrases?
In the seven years before Tom Thibodeau got to New York, the Knicks made the playoffs zero times and had a .330 winning percentage. In Thibodeau's five years with the Knicks, they had a .565 winning percentage, made the playoffs four times and the conference finals once.
Dawg I married one of those lmao
Someone somewhere is working on a dildo with a built-in speaker as we read, it's probably Gwyneth Paltrow
Sometimes I wonder if neatniks will be happy in heaven, devoid of a single specks of dust/dirt to spend life chasing after.
If someone isnβt parking a TACO food truck outside the White House, what are we even doing with this stupid timeline!?
What took you so long?
... I think I may have just found my fantasy team's name for this year π€
The hell is aura farming? Is "aura" the next word we're gonna run into the ground?
Lol we're cooked gg USA
Here's a hot take in the form of a question... What if he's a red herring? They throw a white one on there every now and then to throw off the scent
If only Christian charity were as easy as accessorizing.
The homeland surely doesn't feel secure to me now. Jesus, do they not teach about this in high school civics in her state?
Hey Google, play El Aguante by Calle 13
I'm happy for Knicks fans. They're going wild at a level most cities can't compete with β for an ECF. During the last 20 years a lot of them probably didn't think even this was fathomable. And if Knicks reach the Finals, no one in the 5 boroughs will be able to pass a breathalyzer or a drug test.
You know what? This could potentially cook π€
fuck off
Not leaving the house type beat
I bet Nathan Peterman would absolutely cook
For those of us in America......that actually READ some of the books they want destroyed......
That is in fact what this administration has done.
Knicks putting so many bricks in the air tonight, Amado Carrillo Fuentes is smiling down on us from cartel heaven.
AAAAAAA OMG I LOVE MY WIFE!!!!!! π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°
Itβs genuinely so disrespectful too sometimes
Does any politician representing the state of Alabama actually live in the state of Alabama?
NRA in 2020: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
@olivalejandra.bsky.social just finished your book. 'Wow' is all I have to say.
Either going for 40+ or the Nuggets get blown out. No in between.
Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people. Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
Breakfast for dinner is the best dinner. Don't @ me
how i feel posting music on my Instagram story:
La importancia de usar comas.
Let them bloody eat cake.
How did we get a Chicago pope and not call him Pope Ditka I.