Oh, those bridesmaid dresses are MORMON.
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Oh, those bridesmaid dresses are MORMON.
This operator: "Stop trying to make Muni sound terrible. It's only terrible if you don't use it very often."
Still pretty iconic, tbh
I feel like I disappointed my mother, personally. She really wanted him dead, she's probably devastated.
checking our founding documents, Drunk History, to find out what to do next youtu.be/ta1ZcjpwVLo
Past me is constantly having some WILD ideas about accidentals and enharmonic spelling. I don't know what to do with her.
That's basically every step, I think???
Happy Dexiversary!
Dear god. Unionize and/or run.
trans girls listening to world governments describing us on the news
Your boss is wrong! I do it because it's a tolerably low-effort way to earn health insurance!
Among many situations where the word "profit" needs to be replaced with "rent money"
UPDATE: apparently, they're paying us on the 5th, which is famously not the day rent is due! We all do this for fun, though, so it's no big
YES!!!!! 🥳🎊🎉‼️🎊🎉🥳🎊
Internet, the sleeping brain can do so many things. I have a book called Samara coming out in a year or so. I dreamt that someone had graffiti’d “No one is excited for Samosa by John Paul Brammer!” on a bathroom wall. The statement was accompanied by holographic star stickers. Endorsements.
Mine would know I am pure of heart and never sting, obviously. But fairy moth is also strong.
"You can have one friendly bug the size of a cat as a pet, which do you pick" is a strong icebreaker question, but the unbeatable answer is fluffy bumblebee.
. @bsky.app just start running this ad on X asap
They ragdoll his body off the balcony. It makes a satisfying splat.
"I have experienced medical death, and am now deceased. My body has died."
Congratulations to Ogtha on his divorce and transition
Still thinking of that girl from the Ai boyfriend subreddit who asked it to generate a photo of the two of them on a date and it shat out this.
Doesn't even have the decency to be Trash Tuesday.
i just don't think we need a Nate Silver unless a Nate Werewolf shows up
Oh, yep, there they are—must have missed that shot. God's strongest warriors, every one of them 🥛
Excited to spend Labor Day the traditional way: emailing my union rep to see if she knows anything about why the district has apparently decided that paying us the first paycheck of the year isn't, like, urgent or anything, bro
(As is her right at all times. Brass gals are some of god's strongest warriors.)
Down to the lone girl trumpet player in French braids who is ready to approach this, as all things trumpet, with the seriousness and aggression of a world championship rugby match.
I do love the beach Taco Bell. It would be less special if there were too many.
it is underdiscussed how "learning loss" can also be attributed to the fact that millions of people were dying and the kids were fucking terrified all the time - not just that they were on Zoom
ACDA
IT WAS OUR YEAR!!!
It looks like they peeled him.
Is there anyone in the Tulsa area who can give this sweet elderly cat the loving home he deserves? tumblr.com/naamahdarling/793352691616284672/please-please-help-uncle-tigger-find-a-home-we
happy labor day
She's soooooo girliepop
ODRINK looks really tasty, but I'm intrigued by the possibilities of SPECIAL
"chatGPT 5 is like having a bunch of phds in your pocket" here's ten trillion dollars "bluesky is having an *actual* bunch of phds in your pocket" dying platform. it disgusts me
Man, I don't think that's true. I haven't even finished processing June.
Mansplaining in Icelandic is hrútskýring. This is a play on útskýring, which means explanation, while hrútur is a ram 🐑
This looks like a modeling shoot for if Wet Seal had done a The Matrix (2001) promotional crossover and I mean that as a compliment
Choir at a wedding? Oh, so these were RICH rich people.
now that we're officially halfway through the year, all I can say is:
He died. He died on the toilet but “not the way you think,” a White House spokesperson said in a brief statement before declining follow-up questions.
Willem DaFoe is great at playing villains
Hire a Black woman. We tend to be very good at what we do because we simply are not allowed to be bad at it.
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
I haven't found one yet that doesn't require a paid membership. I would LOVE to be proven wrong.
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
Stole this but it’s mine now
Does that mean it is FINALLY the time for composers who famously work the kind of day job that makes people wince in sympathy when they hear it?
I had no idea you lived in N*perville
The great thing about "Take On Me" is that if you have the range for the full chorus, it literally doesn't matter what else you do and you'll kill it. Not to brag about one of my few talents, but.
Folks he did it
She's doing insane things with her career and I love it. I think Aubrey Plaza is Woww Platinum! was the only person involved in Metropolis who understood what was going on in Metropolis
Indescribable combination of emotions going through Hillary's head that day
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
Gotta be this and a great Mountain Goats album
You have to. Do it with a completely straight face.
Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business
Andrew Carnegie would have printed me some mummies at the Andrew Carnegie Hayes Street 3D Printer, that's for damn sure
And no, not even the public library. They are only for teens and "special library programs," whatever that second one means. The children yearn for the Monster Manual! Come on!
Feels incredibly indicative of the worst parts of San Francisco culture that, in a city obsessed with Technological Innovation and Disruption, there is seemingly no way to access a free (or cost-of-materials) 3D printer. All the Waymos you never asked for but I can't print my nephew tiny dragons?
@swordsoprano.bsky.social EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
I have maintained this position for years, and I will maintain it until it happens or one of us dies: Lil Nas X needs to drop a Halloween album and become spooky season Mariah Carey. He's the man for the job.
Not even Minecraft specifically. Just generally the mines
Every new music performer has at least one composer who fits this description, and when you mention your hatred of them someone goes, "That piece of theirs was nice, though! Everybody programmed it that one year!"
The children have moved on to yearning for the mines
I have a badge from Muir Woods! And somewhere, the activity booklet, in which my "make some art inspired by this" page is a pretty interesting visual score I'd love to turn into a piece someday iirc
New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate
I got suspended for saying that "Donald Trump will die on a prison toilet" was my meditation mantra.
Let’s start a rumor that the guy playing golf was a body double
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
"I was young, and I was a liar, and I have never been as invincible as I was when both of those things were true." ICYMI, my newsletter this week about when McNuggets were cheap, an eating competition, and the beauty of failure.
the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Someone needs to write a summer beach read about a romance between someone who works at the first dispensary on the Illinois side of the border and someone who works at the first cheese/fireworks shop on the Wisconsin side of the border.
I'll do one (1) serious post about this: If he was dead someone would post it. If he was doing well someone would post it. Silence suggests a crisis with an uncertain outcome.
My mom made me check before she got her hopes up. I am still holding onto the hope that those are from a hospital bed.
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ it 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
The Fun Day Online is trickling in. I can feel it
dc public safety ppl send out a silver alert I dare you
I sell my potions and amulets there while living in the attic of Emily Dickinson's house
Oh my goddddd she's the most "a French bulldog named Cannoli in a stroller" you could possibly imagine 😭
Also, like a 70% chance she's progressive on Palestine. The youths love not bombing children. Except Olivia.
Actually, you're onto something. President Bailie is at WORST going to drag us into a war with Olivia from math class who told everyone about her crush on Jayden, and I can live with that
Can I make them spend it twice
Perhaps twenty, even! Imagine paying twenty dollars for something! Anyway, here's what you owe the government
my favorite question on here was "even if you wanted to file your taxes for free and directly at the IRS, are you aware it might cost the IRS ten dollars to do it. ten WHOLE dollars, are you really sure you want that? really?" Yes. Yes I do want that.
Well, that seems like a unanimous consensus. I can't argue with a unanimous consensus like that.
Phew. 6 out of 12 scenes done here, but I forgot how emotionally taxing it is to work with Scene 6, so I'm debating if this still means I deserve an Emotional Support Burrito.
Unfortunately, I am also judging you for this.
Fiona Apple > that other lady who's in the news for getting engaged to that one guy. For context, PG County is a Black ass county. Fiona Apple was working with an activist group in PG County which inspired her first song in 5 years. Can you imagine that other lady doing anything of the kind.
Oh, Wes. If [composer redacted] was a Poster™ we'd already have gotten into a bitchfight.
God, I'm about to spend [length of time redacted] trying so so so hard not to subskeet about [composer and piece redacted] and I want you all to know that I have the patience of a saint for this and will, in fact, see the light of heaven. Unlike [composer redacted].
Ah, the "goes through chapter books like a teenager goes through groceries" era. My nephew is that age and 90 volumes into One Piece.
probably doesn't help that the standard I hold myself to is "if I print a score with misaligned hairpins I'm going to walk into the sea" and the standard I see in a non-zero amount of professional performing scores is "yeah, fuck it, lyrics on rests is fine"
