Happy Labour Day! youtu.be/nam4UUTDPRw?...
Happy Labour Day! youtu.be/nam4UUTDPRw?...
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Bruce Springsteen wishes a merry B-Side *Pink Cadillac Day* to all the Mary Kays out there! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/pink-ca... youtu.be/Wk5cIUI6Zac?...
Don't let their smiles fool you, if nobody's looking a quokka will happily eat your baby
The rest of the boobies want to make it clear, those blue footed show offs may get all the attention but there’s lots of other boobies!
You call those boobies? Step aside pretender, leave this to the pros!
<-Ahem-> My eyes are up here!
Molasses probably wouldn't be able to maintain the structural integrity to maintain a pillar shape and while it would satisfy the sweet tooth it'd be darn messy!
On this date in the glorious year 1949 Hank Williams waled into the studio and recorded *I'm so lonesome I could cry". Whippoorwills all over gasped, amazed that they'd finally been acknowledged! youtu.be/4WXYjm74WFI?...
Only if I (finally!) get the Red Ryder air rifle I've always wanted
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
The hot-buck delivery driver arrives and she says, "Gee, I can't seem to find my wallet. Is there any other way I could pay you?" Delivery guy smiles, and in the background low music starts up, "Bom-bom chickee bom-bom"
Most of the junk that comes to my Gmail account is warnings that my payments have been declined for services (Spotify, Netflix, AARP, etc…) that I don’t actually use, lol
Nah, just bundled it up with all the notifications to my Gmail account informing me that my iCloud storage was full, directly into File 13
And (one of the many) awards for most oblivious spammer goes to the one who's been repeatedly sending me messages informing me that the payment for my Gmail account (you know, those free emails that were handed out like candy, lol) was declined, click ☠️-HERE-☠️ to enter updated payment information
The Bat-lipped Frog Fish tells that flower to back off, she saw the pasta first
The Hooker's Lips flower wonders if that pasta has a date for prom yet?
Was very happy cutting through the parking lot of a local mall to see two different red pigeons amongst the flock. Even happier to see that some kind soul skipped the filling but nutritionally useless pieces of torn up bread and tossed down a couple of cobs of corn instead, actual food for them!
McArthur Wheeler and Clifton Earl Johnson wish a felonious *National Lemon Juice* to all who have laughably stupid misunderstandings! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/lemon-j... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995_Gr...
If you buy a pair to you get bumped up a couple of notches on the "Dating Pete Davidson" waiting list?
Seems like we just took down the tree
A noticeably distraught Alpha 5 was quoted a saying, "Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi! Teenagers with attitude? Zordon are you on the Epstein list?
Zordon wishes a very action-packed *National Power Rangers Day* to all the teenagers with attitude! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/nationa...
Make a book better by adding Stephen King’s to the title: Stephen King's Story of O
💭💭 & 🙏🙏
Had to abandon a YT vide I started watching after the narrator(-bot) made the unforgivable error of saying Joan Kferd instead of Crawford
Babar wishes a very festive *Ganesh Chaturthi* to all who celebrate! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/ganesh-...
Oh look, a visitor!
Much nicer than what my grandfather was known for saying, "Nice day, wish I was dead"
True Story: One of the shops I worked at did the typesetting for a Mmmuffins newsletter and the "Start File" (with all the typefaces and other preferences pre-defined) was called "mmmenu" lol
Ne me donnez pas faim, Monsieur McGee, vous ne m'aimeriez pas quand j'ai faim !
Domestication wishes a very merry *National Dog Day* to all who celebrate! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/dog-day/
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Bugs me that the dictionary app accepts "eleventy" as valid but "eleventeen" gets a red squiggle
Sid and Marty Krofft wish a trippy *National Banana Split Day* to all who (responsibly!) celebrate! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/banana-... youtu.be/juJpyUkHPCA?...
Hand over the acorns and nobody gets hurt
That's where Jesus took the keyboard (then realized that a: he didn't know how to type, and b: he only understands Aramaic
Pluto wishes a melancholic *Pluto Demoted Day* to all who cry out for justice (and a big "Eff you!" to those who don't!) www.daysoftheyear.com/days/pluto-d...
Caecilius wishes a merry *Vesuvius Day* to omnibus in horto sedentibus — though he also recommends, "Ex horto nunc exi!" www.daysoftheyear.com/days/vesuviu...
The "David and Goliath" scene from the Snyder cut of the Bible
Is that 1990 Madonna?
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Dibs on the left pinky
Once upon a time I saw a group of teen-boys playing "piñata" with a wasp nest and thought, "That isn't going to end well." Moments later when the screaming started I amended that thought, "That ended just as it should!"
Did you break out into a "Bom-bom chicky bom-bom" to prime the pump?
Words I have often muttered to myself since I stopped doing acid
J.Alfred Prufrock wishes a very merry *National Eat a Peach Day* to all who dare to celebrate! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/eat-a-p...
…this is the dawning of the age of four mallard ducks, age of four mallard ducks…
Maybe this is available?
Oh, I love the nightlife — I got to boogie, Charlie Brown
Scotland has joined the chat but only to call dibs on the unicorn
Since the hibiscus decided there would only be one flower today it decided to be a supa-stah!
Hamilton B. Urglar wishes a very merry *Hamburger Day* to all who robble-robble! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/burger-...
And if she didn't run fast enough the hounds of love would be hunting her
Sylvester has joined the chat youtu.be/hQ9lXRy7ys0?...
Bohemian young people
Sam Panopoulos wishes y'all (even the haters!) a very merry *International Hawaiian Pizza Day* — and to quote my mother, "I didn't ask if you like it… EAT IT!" lol www.daysoftheyear.com/days/interna...
One night I thought I liked oysters. Afterwards I realized I just liked being high enough to eat them
King Louie wishes a very merry *International Orangutan Day* to all who celebrate! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/interna...
All the news that was fit to bark
I used to get mine from Ace Reporter, Dog Across the Street
Salt n Peppa if they were into glam rock: Let’s talk about T.Rex, baby
Always felt it was highly suspicious that the dictionary recognizes “eleventy” but barfs on “eleventeen”
If you see this, post a witch! Witch and host of her own cooking show, Grizelda the Ghastly Gourmet
Merry *National Black Cat Appreciation Day* to all who celebrate! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/black-c...
Felt cute — might declare war on Australia later, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Slightly diminish a Canadian band: Was going to do Nickelback but really, nothing I could say would make them any less, lol
If you're going to take a proofreading class here's a study guide for you!
