Insatiably curious polymath loaded with confidence and humor. Empress of America (I probably should have led with that) Religion didn't have the answers that I seeked, so I became an astrophysist.
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We're gonna need tinfoil STAT!
Blerrmeister prepares for October...
Shawn Braley, Magic Carpet Ride
"This next song is about the complexities of trust and betrayal and it's called, 'Why Is My Fucking Bowl Still Empty Amber?!?"
Bro's donating their pussies to science...
I hollered "Oh my gosh, where's your firearm?!?". She slapped her hip, and rolled her eyes as I laughed myself silly.
ROFL We walked down to where we were married, then over to the dock. Kayleigh decided to take a photo, and when she pulled out her phone, we heard "plub", and watched our room key sway back and forth to the bottom.
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His name still begins with Long John.* *Unless his penis has wildflowers growing from it.
Everything returns; but what returns is not what went away.
This hotel does not allow anyone under 13. This visit, we noticed a larger number of senior citizens, so I've instructed Kayleigh to pretend that she loves Werether's Originals so we can acclimate to them.
Vanilla yogurt with Door County cherries, almond slivers, and granola. A great finish to a delicious hotel breakfast.
WWBD What would Blerrmeister do?
I'm looking forward to Beef Wellington tonight, and I haven't even had breakfast yet.
I like to consider myself as someone that a child would run up to, take my hand, and feel absolutely safe.
"I cannot explain this all encompassing need to have her by my side for the rest of life's journey and beyond, I only know it to be a truth to be recognized and accepted." ...and other things that I secretly add to my wife's journal.
Bluesky! "We have the skeets!"
Well thank you. My wife and I are having a wonderful time.
I thought that I heard "whore in the corner", but I'm probably right.
Now to figure out a way to keep these from Kayleigh...
No science conference for us, far too dangerous to travel with the Orange Menace making things difficult across the globe. Instead my wife and I are back in Door County celebrating our 2 month anniversary.
It's a pity that I'm happily married. I could have come over to your place, wore one of your shirts, got into your bed, ordered some food, and picked a movie. Like and/or repost if that would have been nice.
Possibly, but most unlikely with the type of sex you normally perform.
These can't be the same knees I used to jump out of swings mid-air and land with.
l'm stepping down from my position as an adult. It turns out this isn't for me, but I appreciate the opportunity.
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What I imagine when I hear my wife in the kitchen...
Drink some water you beautiful and capable, but dehydrated bitch.
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Find the dinosaur
In the morning, I do nothing. In the afternoon, I finish what I started in the morning. In the evening, I try to relax after doing nothing all day.
Your pornstar name is the street that you grew up on, and the last person that you killed.
Reblog and youβre guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!
Agreed
I sincerely hope that most of you are getting paid to post, because the thought of someone sharing massive amounts of stupidity other than myself makes me sad.
I never thought that my wife asking me "What is wrong with you?!?" would be so intoxicating.
The center of gravity is the letter "V".
Should have been; but I was too young when I entered college... ΠΠΎΠΊΠ°, ΡΠΎΠ΄Π½ΠΎΠ΅ ΡΠ΅Π»ΠΎ. ΡΠΊΠΎΡΠΎ EΠ° ΠΏΠΎΠ΅Π΄Ρ B Π³ΠΎΡΠΎΠ΄ Π£Π§ΠΈΡΠ¬Π‘Ρ, Π½ΠΎ Π ΠΎΡΠ½ΠΎΠ²Π½ΠΎΠΌ ΠΏΠΈΡΡ ΠΏΠΈΠ²ΠΎ Π² ΠΎΠ±ΡΠ°Π³Π΅
Are we travelers in time? June, July, August. As Summer dissolves in our minds, can anyone remember how it felt?
Low Earth Orbit Visualization | LeoLabs share.google/uSkQckn1uJBY...
I recently purchased a toilet brush... Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.
In Greek myth, Pleione and Atlas had seven daughters: Maia, Electra, Taygete, Alcyone, Celaeno, Sterope (or Asterope), and Merope. They were pursued by the hunter Orion, who was in love with them. To protect his daughters, Atlas or Zeus transformed them into stars in the sky.
A prominent open star cluster in the constellation Taurus, also known as the "Seven Sisters," which is visible to the naked eye.
Don't you love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer? Isn't it fun looking around the laundromat and guessing who they belong to?
Sex in the 70s
If Blerrmeister were a fish...
It's getting dark on here...
I ardently refuse to accept stupidity as the status quo.
Should I pull over?
βturadhβ β (noun) A beautiful Scottish word, turadh is defined as a break in the clouds between rain showers.
First rule of Might Club: Never commit to plans.
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"Honey, do we have any muffins or civil rights left?"
Eyeliner is genderless. If used correctly, it can improve your appearance. Hey, I don't make the rules...
