âHis nameâs Jaws, he kills people.â Happy 50th anniversary to a true cinema classic. #Jaws
Nothing moore, nothing less, only #Bond. Author of QUANTUM OF SILLINESS - exploring the dafter side of #JamesBond 007 - available now! Formerly @TheTchaikovsky over on Xitter. #QuantumOfSilliness đ¸
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âHis nameâs Jaws, he kills people.â Happy 50th anniversary to a true cinema classic. #Jaws
Just booked tickets to the 40th anniversary screening of A VIEW TO A KILL at The Mockingbird Cinema in Birmingham, using the internet!
"Leave it to the Americans, it's their mess."
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE
Classic Bond Scenes: James Bond and Dryden discuss how watchable the two series of 007: Road To A Million have been
Aug 31st / September 1st
A View To A Kill, a film about a megalomaniac tech bro collaborating with nazis and into genetic engineering. Way too far fetched to be made these days. #JamesBond
The pinnacle of popular culture, today from 2.45 on ITV.
Play date with Miranda Frost last night! Rosamund Pike absolutely queening it at the National Theatre. Highly recommended.
Sometimes there's nothing more satisfying than picking your nose. Remembering Charles Gray on what would have been his 97th birthday.
Enrol here for cello case sledging lessons and a manta ray impersonation workshop
Many happy returns to THE SPY WHO LOVED ME's Barbara Bach, born this day in 1947. We wait patiently for her autobiography 'An Interesting Bach Story'.
spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch
Raising a champagne glass with an alluring lady in it to visionary James Bond title sequence designer Maurice Binder on what would have been his 100th birthday today.
You canât spell neon without EON
Tell us a story, Kevin McClory. NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN - a film that proves just because you have the rights to make it, doesn't mean you have to make it right - is on ITV at 3.05 today.
#NowWatching INCEPTION (2010)
âI grew up watching James Bond films with my father, ever since Dr No with Sean Connery. Iâm a die-hard Bond fan.â - Denis Villeneuve. Weâre so getting the return of conveniently-sized ventilation shafts.
HONOR MAJESTY'S SECRET CERVIX Remembering Honor Blackman on what would have been her 100th birthday.
My level of indifference to a second season of 007: ROAD TO A MILLION airing
When you don't want to use a VPN to look at rude internet things đ
People getting excited about the mustard yellow Aston promoting 007 First Light at GamesCom and ignoring the invisible car right next to it.
Wishing a very happy 85th birthday to Jill St John who played Tiffany Case in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER. Here she is with some advice for Amazon executives prepping Bond26.
âThis is gold, Mr. Bond. All my life Iâve been in love with its colour⌠its brilliance, its divine heaviness.â
Spending a sunny Sunday afternoon with the curtains drawn watching OCTOPUSSY on ITV like
My kind of Alaska summit
Just clarifying my pick-up point with Uber
Wishing a happy 91st birthday to Vernon Dobtcheff, who appeared as Max Kalba in THE SPY WHO LOVED ME and is the only known actor granted a Pinewood Permit to wear a bow tie chonkier than Roger Moore's.
Halle birthday happy Berry
When youâve been told to wait in the lobby so you start practicing your poses for the marketing campaign.
A reminder not to leave Mary Goodnight in your car during this hot weather
Headed to the park to find relief under a Shady Tree (not many Acorns on Hampstead Heath though)
Just a few seconds of Moore saying just a few seconds more. #Moonraker
If you canât stand the heat, get out the Micheal Kitchens.
Burn after reading⌠or during? Let QUANTUM OF SILLINESS throw some shade on a scorching summerâs day. amzn.eu/d/bclR7AD
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY on ITV1 this afternoon⌠itâs worth noting that this is Frederick Grayâs third film and heâs already seen Bond having sex twice. Just another awkward day at the office.
Me at Tom Hollandâs James Bond audition
Having trouble identifying the next James Bond?
He rides a horse to catch up with Kamal Khanâs plane at the climax
The three John Glen films scored by John Barry feature Bond on horseback. The other two do not. Here endeth todayâs lesson.
Off to the beach. Itâs sure going to be a beautiful day... yes sir, a beautiful day.
I liked it when he saved the greasy spoon from gentrification
Spotted on Chiswick High Road for ÂŁ2450 so Iâm just off to raid Fort Knox.
What a view⌠to a Kal-El
It makes me nervous this movie is two typos away from Torn Arse
He's one of MI6's best agents... so who invited this clown? Coming soon to Amazon Prime Video, 009 is DEAD SERIOUS
Vintage bubble bath guaranteed to tickle any Bond fanâs Tchaikovsky.
NO TIM TO DIE On this day in 1986, Timothy Dalton was announced as the new James Bond and itâs fair to say he understood the brief
She's happiest [Christopher Walken pause] in the saddle. Many happy returns to TOMORROW NEVER DIES' Michelle Yeoh, born on this day in 1962.
My kind of Edinburgh Fringe
James Bond accidental puns #427: saying "You'll be spotted" to someone called Domino. THUNDERBALL (1965)
Many happy returns to one of the 436 great things about Octopussy - Steven Berkoff - born today in 1937. Be thankful I didn't try and write a limerick for this guy, although it sure was tempting.
The ultimate 'We Need To Start The Sunday Roast Early Because There's A Bond Film On ITV' Bond film is on ITV1 at 3.05 today
My level of indifference to a second season of 007: ROAD TO A MILLION airing
UK viewers: SPECTRE begins tonight at 8.30 on ITV1, or this might save you the trouble...
Many happy returns to the only Bond woman to be glimpsed in 007's own bed (and wardrobe): Madeline Smith - Miss Caruso in LIVE AND LET DIE - born today in 1949.
âNew here? Let me show you the ropes.â
#NowWatching my second favourite film featuring Britt Ekland, Christopher Lee and a seaplane of the 70s
Peaky Blinders? I prefer peeky curtainers. #Bond26
Many happy returns to CASINO ROYALEâs indispensable poker explainer Giancarlo Giannini, born on this day in 1942.
There once was a famous director Well renowned in his sector He thrilled us all With the movie Skyfall And to a lesser extent with Spectre Many happy returns to Sam Mendes, 60 years old today
Great news if youâre a fan of severe bowl cuts and flat caps
Things Bond would've said if he were still played by Roger: "Well I er... guess the pressure got too much for him." *Bond discreetly disappears underwater... resubmerges again, arches eyebrow* "Krest in peace."
It's all so boring here Margo... Wake me up when there's some solid Bond26 news.
Skyfall quotes but out of context: "Take the bloody shot."
Last time I saw someone cheat at golf like that, they were obessed with gold and wanted to raid Fort Knox.
The things he does for England
13 years ago about now, Danny Boyleâs short film âHappy & Gloriousâ premiered as part of Londonâs Olympic Opening Ceremony. 007âs subtle 'what the fuck just happened?!' expression after The Actual Queen says "Good evening Mr Bond" may just be my favourite Craig moment.
Sweet Caroline; winking never felt so good.
"Please believe me... the cards!" Whoeverâs responsible for designing this trusty deck had the wits to put the DAF characters in the diamonds suit, but then fails to make Electra King an actual King, or assign Judi M as the evil queen (of numbers). So thanks for ruining my autistic weekend.
Trump when another Scottish person calls him a cunt.
Why was Felix Leiter so cross when a shark ate his leg in LICENCE TO KILL? Because he's lack-toes intolerant.
Pam Bondi / Pam Bond
loved Pedro Pascal as Mr Fantastic
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday
Good to see sheâs finally eschewing oil and championing renewable energy.
My Fantastic Four
Canât help but feel the subtitler on this Roger Moore doc Iâm watching is phoning it in a bit.
![clip from the PTS of Octopussy with subtitles that just read [WAR SOUNDS]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:63a5j6yfyz3nwnqxnx3s3miw/bafkreihcrgtezsjf5wrianpoi2n5gkp3cvlitkkc6jiwqhyyybjtwdvbwi@jpeg "Click to view full size")
You never forget your first Bond film observer.co.uk/culture/film...
âI think he got the point.â
#NowWatching AUSTIN POWERS
When youâre asked which of Guy Hamiltonâs four Bond movies wasnât set predominantly in the USA
What with this, his gunbarrel pose and his marriage proposal to Tracy... Lazbo is surely THE definitive getting-down-on-one-knee Bond. #OnHerMajestysSecretService
The first thing you should know about us is that we have people everywhere.
Just found out I've caught covid again.
When you know how to do a handbrake turn in a double-decker bus and trick a voodoo psychic medium virgin into sleeping with you but haven't yet mastered sitting in a chair or holding a gun.
Why have you disobeyed my strictest rule and come in daylight?
Beat the heat with the FOR YOUR EYES ONLY guide to surviving a heatwave: 1. Stay hydrated.
Many happy returns to THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS and LICENCE TO KILL's Caroline Bliss, born on this day in 1961. Itâs important to note that an anagram of Caroline Bliss is 'O, nice balls sir'.
Meeting Lex Luthor like
