He's going to take credit for Cracker Barrel bring Uncle Hershel back. Then he is going to issue an Executrive Order to bring back Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima.
NSFW 21+ Forever single, lonely gay chubby bear with a greying beard. College professor, so automatically part of the liberal agenda to brainwash the youth of America. I might compliment you on occasion. ATX area. 🏳️🌈🐻
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He's going to take credit for Cracker Barrel bring Uncle Hershel back. Then he is going to issue an Executrive Order to bring back Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima.
Look at that glow!!!
It's early, so I am somewhere between 3 and 4.
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I pick bum.
Please come walk shirtless through my neighborhood!!!
So happy your had an amazing time and are home safe!!!
My bisexual friends, you are seen. You are loved.
So I woke up this morning to what sounded like fireworks, but it was daylight. Confused, I checked for a certain news report first, before going outside and learning from an older lady out for her morning walk that it's dove season in Texas and there was some sort of field nearby. Happy Labor Day.
quote this post with your fav underwear pic pls and thanku x I'm going to have to go with this one.
An artsy take on #MCM.
Forget Pumpkin Spice, it's officially time to listen to that Green Day song again.
I hope you have a great day gorgeous man! 🥰
Random pet peeve. Gay travel vlogs - like crusing vlogs with cute couples touring the ship or hanging out on the beach - and not one damn shirtless scene? Ma'am, I should not have to watch straight travel influencers for proper shirtless content.
Well, mine still needs jorked. Then whatever we do, clothing will not be allowed.
Not today. It's Sunday Cumday.
Yassss!!!! Now let's slip the bottoms off, too.
My beard is now almost totally grey/white. You are gorgeous. Welcome to the Distinguished Club! We have more fun because the whiter the beard becomes, the less fucks we have to give to nonsense. I think that's worth celebrating!!!
It is for the best.
or... I can just come over and join you.
Cute outfit!
I've been eating too much sugar lately. I would hate to see mine right now. Take care of yourself!
Worth the wait, indeed. Until then a little flash of the goodies (front or back) could help build the anticipation. 😉 We're all friends here.
Sunday Cumday. Anyone want to clean me up?
How do we make the vibes better?
With all the wishful posts I'm seeing, I am honestly hoping some sort of cosmic confluence is occurring that will make this the one time our collective "thoughts and prayers" come true.
Someone needs to treat that like a melting popcicle. (Me, I'm somone)
After subscribing to your OF and watching a couple of the videos, that might be a possibility. Thanks.
And yes, I would love to explore each of those items on you, in depth. 😈
Absolutely! Arms, shoulders, chests, bellies, butts, balls, dicks, thighs, legs... not feet. Feet are gross. lol.
Yassss! Come through tank top (or vest depending on where you are from)!!!! I fully support the Right to Bare Arms!!!
I just found your page and this is exactly my kink maybe. I love getting a massage. I was going to ask if you travel until I read your full post. I am so sorry about your health issues, but am thankful you have been able to continue doing something you love and share it with all of us!
May I?
Well, I'm going to need you to drop those undies and bend over. Don't worry, I'll be gentle and there will be lots of rubs in between.
Has anyone given you your birthday spanking yet?
I'm sorry you are in pain, but damn, you are super adorable. I would so give you a massage.
Tasty! - Yeah, the bread, too. 😉
I kind of want lightning to strike as a dramatic effect.
Ther's coffee in this pic? I didn't notice. 👀
I FUCKING HATE MICROSOFT ONE DRIVE. That is all. That's the post.
Was it the one about overcoming pornography and masturbation addiction?
Judy can have several seats and fuck all the way off.
#FCF A or B?
So I guess the fucking work attachment I stupidly downloaded last night has fucked my computer right on up. It's disconnected from the internet. I probably need to take it into some professional. I don't have time for that, so likely will be investing in a new laptop today as a temp fix.
Exquisite.
Yes! This is the right to bare arms!!!
Is anyone using the desktop app having issues this morning? It will not load posts for me. Phone app is working fine.
I've looked everywhere I can think of, but I am not finding the buggar. I'm so mad at myself for this.
I caught it and installed it and its associated files. I ran 2 scans, and even locked down my firewall settings. However, I still have a blue screen that says Windows Update is installing, but it's not the real Windows update and my mouse is moving around, so I have still given access somewhere.
OK Tech nerds, I need help. This is my personal laptop. However, I got a work message from HR with an attachment that said "Total Compensation Package Update" - Well, I just got a promotion, so this felt legit and I clicked it. It downloaded a version of logmein resolve to my computer. 1/3
No worries. I think I am becoming more demi, so I get it. Best of luck on your journey.
Listen, all cocks are fat on #FCF. Just the same, all body hair is to be celebrated on #Fursday. As always, you are perfect! Thanks for sharing!
I believe that everybody is beautiful. Reply to this post with a recent nude selfie of yourself! I would love to see what my followers look like! Please repost! #NudityIsNatural #loveyourself #noshame #Naturism #BodyAcceptance #NormalizeNudity #SelfLove #iamthefaceofnudism #nudist
OK, odd request. I just need you to come to my house and just be nude. I just want to enjoy the views. Thanks.
Another Ass Wednesday
Set phasers to cum..
You are the cutest. I want to pinch, then gently smack, then rub it to make it feel better.
TFW when you, a raging 🚬 have taken over a department of cis-het white men (and one white female) all Boomers and no one wanting to change anything in a department that is failing. I'm about to glitter bomb the fuck out of my workplace.
Now, may I lick them and make them feel better?
Another Ass Wednesday
“iF yOu DoN’t HaVe AnYtHiNg NiCe To SaY dOn’T sAy AnYtHiNg At AlL”
*****Secretly goes to check to see if I'm on the mute list now****
Next time you are feeling insecure, please come back and look at this pic. Then tell your inner sabatour to kindly STFU. Then channel that confidence into other aspects of your life.
Dreamy!
quote w/what you're wearing rn! Not a damn thing. Oh wait. Glasses. I am wearing glasses.
Or, break the tension with a thirst trap???
I'll take her husband's brother.
No, no. The world needs your gift.
They can't help it if your aura is just radiating sex appeal today. I mean it's coming through the Internet even now.
The smirk on the guy on the left's face screams - I'm overcompensating because nobody loves me so I became the bully instead of the person that stands up to the bullies.
The Right.
A duet with Sheena Eason - Arms of Orion.
Radiant!
"Oh come catch me Lucifer!" My new catch phrase. Thanks.
Same. lol.
First day of class. This used to be a FB tradition for me to pot this. I thought I would share it here this year. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bbT...
Happy Back to School!
Good morning.
MCM
Safe travels home. When you get settled back into your real life, I want to hear all about your adventures!
Look at our little Angel Pete being absolutely the cutest ever! I hope you had a great time!
Sunday Cumday
In nor particular order: 1. Channing Tatum - he's pretty but cannot act his way out of a paper bag. 2. Natalie Portman - she ruined Star Wars by being awful - until the cartoon version of Padme' was created and redeemed the character. 3. Katy Perry & Justin Timberlake - no explanation needed.
😍🥰❤️ It looks like you are having the best time, though! I am so excited for you!
OMG! Look at you in your harnesses!
I support the wardrobe choice of the after! Let's be bad together.
Better late than never Softie Saturday
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