dr. misses normal wife (@category-fury.bsky.social) reposted
they really put some gay occult magick into Musick to Play in the Dark pt1/2
dr. misses normal wife (@category-fury.bsky.social) reposted
they really put some gay occult magick into Musick to Play in the Dark pt1/2
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Oliver's tenth birthday is in about two weeks. We got some bad news the other day but we're all going to hang out in the country for awhile about it.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
It's an interesting approach that probably takes a lot of cues from roblox's "yea we manipulate kids to spend your money & enable predators to groom them but also we make money." position.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
From the position that its common & even essential for a black metal band to have a strong visual aesthetic & confrontational if not controversial attitude/message i would say Witch Club Satan are a great band. From the position that bands should write good songs, I would not...
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
This is the shit im listening to when I pretend im better than you when I say I dont care for dungeon synth. lateneband.bandcamp.com/album/more-n...
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
A likely story.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
F
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
It's because you're problematic sorry.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Happy labor day dogs got the lung cancer or whatever.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Call me when its Dimmu Borgir drama.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
"Why is dad doing [x]?" Ah, well. I said I would take care of it myself so he probably got triggered because hes afraid he'll be put down like a dog when hes not useful.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
*messaging woman on tinder who has a photo in front of the Hudson Yards Vessel* "Omg you visited the Altar of Suicide?! 😍"
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Nuovo Testamento are like "oh no ah help we literally can't stop writing BANGERS."
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
With Godflesh in particular I think a lot of confusion stems from the fact that curling into yourself defensively is easily mistook for making a fist aggressively.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Now Nuclear Death? There's a band that deliberately cultivated an Evil sound.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Considering Chat Pile "evil" is a misunderstanding that comes from the exact same place as wrongly identifying "Evil" as a Key Element of Godflesh.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Random guy: have you heard napalm death? They're the fastest band! One song is two seconds! Lori: that's short not fast motherfucker!
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Nuclear Death one of the greatest bands of all time "yeah our guitarist would start playing too fast by accident so the drummer covered for him on rhe fly and it sounds fucking awesome."
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
LEE PERRY died 4 years ago yesterday. This is one of the many reasons he was a legend:
Gina 🌊 (@benthicbabe.bsky.social) reposted
why do doctors burst into the exam room so fast like that. like hey that's so rude!! you interrupted me looking through all your Cabinets 😔
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
This reminds me that I was gonna go see Highest 2 Lowest... but now im scared again.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
But my argument on the kill count at the battle of Helms deep hinges on it being bad.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
If you consider that being decimated was a bad thing to happen to you in a battle ten percent is actually pretty good. Maybe it's not that.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
No offense but a -5% discount feels like you hate me. Like -10% makes sense to me but less than that and why dont i go fuck myself instead?
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Pet Play Polycule Open Fire, song of the Summer. uboa.bandcamp.com/album/the-di...
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
96% finished with the *most* unnecessary part of my Sorcerer ttrpg project...
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Look im not complaining but what do you mean i havent existed for over 3 years?
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Never more autistic than when they want me to handle medical and health insurance stuff over the phone.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
God i wish.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Average Dissection die hard will not be able to comprehend the fact that Jon Nödtveidt killed himself due to a cia operation.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Ironically having an above average interest in black metal is *exactly* what prepared me for this. 😭
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
"Leftist trans terrorist" and its the most blatant example of the age old cia/mi6 satanic nazi pedophile conspiracy you've ever seen... But just tweeting that makes me sound insane which is the point aaahhhhh.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
"I too have some questions about the trans gendereds..." Yeah of course YOU fucking do.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
You are flat out delusional if you think anyone from the democratic party is going to save you from trump every time you turn around one of them is like actually his Iran policy was awesome! Actually crime in DC is down! Actually we DO need to secure our borders...
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Shopping for a specific book sucks because I will immediately find a minimum 3 other books I didnt know about and now desperately want on top of the one I was looking for.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
No offense but I think ideally all the music in video games should be diegetic with almost no exceptions.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Going to pick up a gun at the gun store but the owner is like "sorry but your background check came back and they found your tweets about "shooting the leaf blower guy execution style in the street."
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Heard a report of the state democrat reps latest town hall and the gist of it was "it may seem like we're not doing anything but we aren't doing anything."
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
I was talking to a guy who showed me his British 8th Army Desert Boys and I was like that's a good choice. And like...maaaaybe a dude who plays Rommel is the *least* worst option, but thanks I still hate it!!!
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
"You dont even have a truck." It's called "Lying" you should learn about it.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Throwing a bunch of cheap brooms in the back of my truck so whenever I see a bunch of cops just standing around I can hand them out.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
The problem with a 28mm Historical Table Top War Game like Bolt Action is that i wouldn't mind collecting like Allied Airborne or Rangers and playing the game but I dont really want to hang around & game with someone who collects & paints lil waffen ss guys.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Gross is primarily for things that are bad, Grotesque is primarily for things that are good.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly, you should have been able to book closer. Git gud.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't make it its too far away.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
The thing about the fort bragg cartel story and the fact its *mostly* all true is that the chances are it probably wouldn't have been a huge scandal in Obama years so the chances it will now are basically non-existent.
Joel S. (@joelhs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Im already retired if by retired you mean chronically unemployed and unemployable.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
So there i was, deep in the worst pumpkin ale available, gorilla glued to a matchbox sized version of the truck from Sorcerer...
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Been looking further into the Wages of Fear/Sorcerer for the game im writing & lol the author of the og Novel who may or may not have had links to the French Resistance may or may not have murdered his Vichy collaborator father with a sickle.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
I got fined too many times for Loitering, now I have Out Standing Warrants.
private girlfriend (@hausofholes.bsky.social) reposted
if you buy the pit they'll just give you the pendulum for free
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Remember when a couple Greek dudes somehow unlocked the perfectly distilled formula for an Epic Heavy Metal album, yes im listening to Locust Leaves again.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Very telling that they didnt remake Harry Potter with an all trans cast.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Jfc
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Car owners on par with gun owners in terms of a large contingent of them are irresponsible and think they can justifiably kill you on a whim.
Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️+🏳️⚧️ (@saximus.bsky.social) reposted
ChickNugs is Rat Bucket now (@ratbucket.bsky.social) reposted
Guillermo del Toro let me be a dead body in one of your future films. Guillermo I beg you. I can really look actually dead, really fucked up like. It’s my Make a Wish (I am going to die someday)
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Because you never know.
Bary Garlow (@beansinyourbum.bsky.social) reposted
Oh you want to "hit" on me? Sir that's called assault
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I mean i might but not that one.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
If you're lining up to support gaven Newsome you are a fucking idiot first of all.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Hard to explain exactly why my nurgle maggotkin guy uses orange as the base colour instead of green but I think that "why do you assume GRIMDARK has to literally be *Dark*?" is a good place to start.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Im an influencer you're just not cool and underground enough to know it.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Understanding Art, Chapter 3: Berserk could be characterized as Transgressive whereas Goblin Slayer is simply Reactionary.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Idk if I should tell my mom her shopping bag is antisemitic...
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Impossible, I forgot about them.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's your dog and where does he work?
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Might fuck around and write a Sorcerer/Wages of Fear ttrpg?
merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted reply parent
still think Saints Row IV is an incredible send-up of video game romance. there's a button prompt on every friendly NPC that just says "romance" and pressing it plays a canned cutscene where you hook up, except for Vice President Keith David who turns you down
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Love that fir them and the vice versas too.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Huge News for the CRUSTIEST Goths. sentientruin.bandcamp.com/album/threat
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Last time I played Battletech with this kid who brought a Spector with reflective armor that halved all laser/ppc damage which gave me a lot of trouble. So just in case this time im gonna bring a Bane that packs TEN UAC-2s and just pepper that little shit.
foodliker.yum (@ritasnep.bsky.social) reposted
Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "I want to kill the Author of Harry Potter"? It's illegal. It's a BlueSky offence. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say-
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Enrolling in a Virology course at PragerU to uncover the cause of the woke mind virus.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Cia ghost planes leaving south America land in west Africa where navy seals and marine raiders murder army green berets in embassy housing to cover up drug trafficking operations and embezzlement.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
I've painted like, maaaaaybe a third of my models but im constantly like "oh fuck i gotta by more i have a cool idea!"
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
How to cause problems on jobsites: ok we've got a step ladder and a stool. Do you want the former or the latter?
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
I heard Louis Cachet *loves* Lana Del Rey.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
I think if I had made the video games MudRunner/SnowRunner, my next product would be to make a video game adaptation of the films Sorcerer/The Wages of Fear. It's obvious! It's a no brainer! It's a million dollar idea!!!
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Oliver looks really good btw I didnt take a picture yet but they did a real good job.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Stressed aboot taking Oliver to a new groomer cause I've got to leave him in their hands for several hours and also because im afraid theyre gonna judge me cause his coat is a fucking disaster but I've got my hands too full to take care of it now.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
I did not know Denise Gough was Yennefer in The Witcher 3 because I play all the games in Polish like god in ten did.
Professor of Cho Aniki Studies (@impemboganecue.bsky.social) reposted
💪
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my g0d
mare (can't spell horses without OSRS) (@marenextdo.org) reposted reply parent
well there's an M&Ms store and no matisyahu store so i think that answers your question
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
1 Jab Bruise.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Some of your favorite "ocCuLt" bands wouldn't know what to do in this situation. thedevilsblood.bandcamp.com/album/come-r...
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless...
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Fr Hyman Bloom is a STUNNING master.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Turns out working off a painting done in a boston morgue over cadavers is super effective.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
*Maggotkin of Nurgle: Lord of Plagues (after Hyman Bloom [1948])* Basing and touch up aside im gonna call this done. I think it was a successful "experiment" and its probably the most satisfied I've been with my painting so far.
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Not sure i can pull this off tbh but I'm giving a shot at a Hyman Bloom inspired Lord of Plagues...
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social)
Quite a few years I went to the MFA-Boston on a whim & discovered Hyman Bloom who i had not previously heard of. There's no preparing for how stunning & moving his work is full size in person. Im trying to find a comfortable niche to paint my stupid dolls in...
Cailleach Bhéarach (@qveeraskvlt.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone runs him over with the first fully capable electric hilux.