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Rachael the Hobbit

@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social

She/They. A plural system! Ask us about that! Cat wrangler. Hellenistic pagan. AuDHD and have PTSD. 💙 🩷 💜 ♌ ♊ ♋. I love to vape weed! Crazy diamond, seer of visions, and I'll see y'all on the dark side of the moon. Board-certified White Girl (TM)

created May 14, 2025

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Profile picture ghostie 👻💞 (@neekbreek.bsky.social) reposted

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3/9/2025, 4:37:50 PM | 15 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

People would rather have rabies than be like us 😭🧡

3/9/2025, 6:08:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

I hope my cat is ok wuzzling by himself out there, haven't seen him this morning yet 😕

3/9/2025, 6:07:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

I'm not dead I also think it's just normal to feel overwhelmed or even terrified rn 🌹 there's a voice I keep hearing saying, don't come out until safe, and it never feels safe bc the alarm wasn't a drill

3/9/2025, 5:34:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Yn RFK Jr reminds me a lot of Sylvia Browne bc they were both only popular bc they made unsourced, unverifiable claims for which there is no evidence, but said so confidently and calmly that it fools people into believing madness

29/8/2025, 5:23:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

A big haha to the boomer white folks whose lives are now measurably worse without Hispanic help

29/8/2025, 5:20:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Of all the actually objectionable stuff in the Bible I actually LIKE that there's a talking donkey in Numbers: - it represents the wisdom of the common folk vs a sophist wizard - ancient humans saw animals as siblings, as people rather than object. Objectifying the animal is a modern illusion.

29/8/2025, 5:18:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture paulpro (@mariopro.bsky.social) reposted

@deadder.bsky.social

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29/8/2025, 4:09:27 PM | 9 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Wtf

29/8/2025, 4:52:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 (@bluesnowflake.bsky.social) reposted

This Despotic dicksickle, floundering around like a floppy boob on a 80 yr old hooker, just took away Kamala Harris’ Secret Service detail like the petty bitch he is

29/8/2025, 12:28:10 PM | 335 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture samy ☿ (@probablymilhouse.bsky.social) reposted

In another universe, I am a bodega cat.

29/8/2025, 12:19:25 PM | 52 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a bit of both, we are more likely to have trauma with exclusion or social problems we can't control. But they have also had to study brains to figure out why some people go through traumatic experiences with and without developing PTSD. So it could be both.

29/8/2025, 4:43:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Clothes in the middle ages were more expensive, but also because of that, EVERYONE who wasn't the elites knew how to sew. People repaired and patched and altered. For themselves. And people knew how to get good quality fabric and what that even was. We need to bring this back and have sewing in edu.

29/8/2025, 4:41:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse.com) reposted

ADHD is selective hearing but you don’t get to do the selecting.

29/8/2025, 3:00:58 PM | 136 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rain 雨 (@rain.starts.quest) reposted

shoutout lesbians, kiss a woman today

29/8/2025, 2:20:39 PM | 59 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

I felt that way about a friend repeating a misogynistic joke bc it was shared from her "anonymous messages" account. Like hun the misogyny is still there even if you think it's just a funny joke. You're repeating it verbatim in your post. Rethink that?

29/8/2025, 4:37:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social) reposted

THEM: Just be yourself ME: *starts screaming* THEM: On second thought, don't be yourself ME: *screams on the inside*

29/8/2025, 11:35:41 AM | 137 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Editors do this. And often for marketing purposes, which is why headlines are often mangled or incorrect relative to the article.

29/8/2025, 4:21:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 (@minibubbly.bsky.social) reposted

Neil Young quits Facebook and Instagram over Meta's use of chatbots with children 'Meta's use of chatbots with children is unconscionable,' Young's team shared in a statement. www.cbc.ca/music/neil-y...

29/8/2025, 4:02:30 PM | 13341 3036 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jennifer (@princessjennifer.bsky.social) reposted

Are we no longer talking about the EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? Are we?

28/8/2025, 8:27:40 PM | 4065 1638 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, (@autismsupsoc.bsky.social) reposted

Autistic Me: “‘Box Set’ is a weird name for a book” ADHD Me: *whispers* Autistic Me: “Oh … yes … of course”

29/8/2025, 9:12:55 AM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darren Mitton (@blackwingbear.bsky.social) reposted

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28/8/2025, 10:47:00 PM | 884 144 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cethan Leahy (@cethanleahy.com) reposted

Me when I see the word "Simulacra" on Bluesky for the fifth time this week:

Homer saying
29/8/2025, 8:18:16 AM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moby Dick (@mobydickatsea.bsky.social) reposted

What is best let alone, that accursed thing is not always what least allures.

29/8/2025, 8:47:14 AM | 59 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๋࣭ ⭑ nokia ⭑.ᐟ 🕊️💎 (@nokiaphone.loves.yaoi.fyi) reposted

so glad i told my bf abt horse blindness so i can get random dms like this 🫶

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29/8/2025, 12:24:28 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Giant woman! 🎶

29/8/2025, 9:06:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SexyPinUpStickers (@pinupstickers.bsky.social) reposted

Post #PinUpStickers #Chaos #Comics #VANDALA #Valkyrie #VIKING #Stickers #Vinyl #Decals 👉 www.ebay.com/itm/35056597...

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29/8/2025, 6:38:36 AM | 34 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈 (@iridescentdreams.bsky.social) reposted

i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency.

29/8/2025, 8:44:52 AM | 1572 341 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

This is why I just block any account using a gen AI image. I'm not teaching momenting all y'all. Fuck y'all. Blocked! 💜

29/8/2025, 8:55:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bus Aficionada (@talkinghat.bsky.social) reposted

a new Little Guy has entered the chat

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29/8/2025, 12:25:07 AM | 1419 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh and a bit of lore, staff are all underpaid and overworked of course. They're crappy by Japanese working expectations standards lol

29/8/2025, 8:52:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah a piece of anime lore is CR started out as a piracy site and is now trying to monopolize the anime industry what a fun fact

29/8/2025, 8:51:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, masking is usually thought of in the context of "ND person pretending to be what they believe NT people want them to be". In that context, masking for other autistic people would be more like accommodation. "Internalized autism" makes it seem like a bad thing when it's good to do that.

29/8/2025, 8:49:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

If I had know I had ADHD all along I would've known not to trust myself with liquid eyeliner 😂💜

29/8/2025, 8:44:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Helen Kennedy (@helenkennedy.bsky.social) reposted

So it turns out this is really not a great time to read a book about how Augustus was able to grab every single rein of power and make himself emperor over a compliant populace and an ineffectual senate.

28/8/2025, 10:56:54 PM | 403 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

PTSD is so lonely and unfair bc you have this brain burden your whole life and likely the people who gave it to you won't face consequences and will never be capable of caring or remorse 😭🐲

29/8/2025, 8:42:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I kind of think it's why we're more likely to have PTSD, we have less memory decay bc of the more neural connections

29/8/2025, 8:40:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Maybe the people are fucking fed up with your little ceremony

29/8/2025, 8:38:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what I look like btw

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29/8/2025, 8:37:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Ugh I finally get the ANNOYING word game that will not be named fully blocked on here (which meant even having to block the word "puzzle"), now they're coming up with a new game by the same people... Kind of sounds like "piddle" to me lmao

29/8/2025, 8:35:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture No John (@nojohn.bsky.social) reposted

i forgot how much i hated 'let's circle back' just answer my question 😮‍💨

29/8/2025, 7:29:42 AM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BlueCrew community 💙💙 (@libertyovergov.bsky.social) reposted

This church gets it. 💯 #BlueCrew #Resist

United Church... WE'D RATHER SEE TWO MEN HOLDING HANDS THAN TWO MEN HOLDING GUNS Pastor Cathlynn Law Join Us Sundays 10:00am ucup.org
29/8/2025, 8:24:40 AM | 219 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Cute like the hair 🥰

29/8/2025, 8:30:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture a werebrick (@bigblocks.bsky.social) reposted

hey we heard you liked context collapse so we didn't even bother with it in the first place

29/8/2025, 8:25:17 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Um yes. I could call what I'm picturing wrestling... Kind of Greek style but still lol 👀

29/8/2025, 8:29:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

If you want to get protected in this twisted, sick country declare your gender as a gun.

29/8/2025, 2:35:15 AM | 2240 378 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Boylan-Kolchin (@mbkplus.bsky.social) reposted

Governments across the globe

Principal skinner meme with text NO, IT'S THE STARVING CHILDREN WHO ARE WRONG
29/8/2025, 12:16:38 AM | 140 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

I miss those times I was too stoned it's way better than not at all 😂🌞

29/8/2025, 8:24:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maple Mama (@maplemama20.bsky.social) reposted

🚨PLEASE SHARE🚨 #MISSING 15 Year old from #Winnipeg #Manitoba #Canada Precious is described as: HEIGHT: 5'6" WEIGHT: 120lbs, thin build HAIR: Auburn EYES: Brown #MMIW #MMIWG #EveryChildMatters #NoMoreStolenSisters#Canada #RedDressAlert #AboriginalAlert www.aboriginalalert.ca/missingperso...

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28/8/2025, 11:27:28 PM | 420 430 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

FUCK the slavers

29/8/2025, 8:22:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude has resting cocaine face

29/8/2025, 8:20:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Moment of joy 🥰

29/8/2025, 8:18:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

I lovey beautiful and talented muts 💜

29/8/2025, 8:17:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh that kind of thing makes me mad. You know you're autistic! Men and their "are ya really tho"! Men love second-guessing women! 💜

29/8/2025, 8:12:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

World itself is breaking 😭

29/8/2025, 8:10:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Shoutout to Bear my black cat who have me warm lap cuddle time today bc I was depressed 🥰 cats are good 🌞

29/8/2025, 8:09:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Cozy game where you're a hardcore industrialist

29/8/2025, 8:06:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Mm sensual milkies 🤤

29/8/2025, 8:05:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anon Opin (@anonopin.bsky.social) reposted

Some men don't like tattoos on women because you have to be over 18 to get one.

29/8/2025, 7:55:05 AM | 121 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Emily just spends a lot of time languishing in her house alone and that's normal for many of us but I'd like to prompt her to be more socially active and try out the terminal more even though I think she's a bit scared of technology lol

29/8/2025, 8:03:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

It's Not! that I'm saying every BuzzFeed thing is an alter, it just as an activity helps certain alters speak up if that makes sense lol

29/8/2025, 8:02:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm remembering more characters too bc they're just shy or haven't been active recently. The BuzzFeed quizzes helped me remember them. Adding: - Amethyst 💜 - Plankton 🦠 Also idk if she'll talk but Emily (Corpse Bride)💀👰🏼‍♀️

29/8/2025, 8:00:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reposted

DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS 🎶

its my Mental and illness I get to Choose the hyperfixation Says chip in his link costume holding 3 augumons
28/8/2025, 10:36:48 PM | 1591 190 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

This is like why my marriage ended... Man she was not capable of showing me More Than Words lol

29/8/2025, 7:55:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Best I can offer is bungling amateur, but I do have the gloves 😂

29/8/2025, 7:54:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Everyone's always like a day behind me, praising me for the genius thing I said yesterday, wah, trust me, my fabulous brain has already moved on 😎🌞

29/8/2025, 7:52:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Like this is a program that should NOT be popular. We are training to do a grueling, underpaid job. It involves risks to self including contamination with disease and injuries from pets. Pets die as a routine matter. Most people in it just bc cute animals need to be more prepared/realistic.

29/8/2025, 7:49:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

My tech college is like,.saying vet tech is a popular program and I'm like sure there's a lot of naive people who think animals are cute and have never changed a litter box

29/8/2025, 7:47:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💀 The Haunted Typewriter 💀 (@hauntedtypewriter.bsky.social) reposted

librarians are generals in the war on ignorance
29/8/2025, 6:15:28 AM | 10687 2196 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue sky nice guy (@rajandelman.bsky.social) reposted

Taking a date to the Olive Garden, realizing that when we're here we're family, and immediately getting out of there

29/8/2025, 2:09:42 AM | 203 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reposted

once I get some proper sleep and remember to drink water it's over for you bitches

28/8/2025, 10:35:22 PM | 66 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Nope can't tell the difference can you

Left side: Nago from Princess Mononoke Right side: an infected and toxic bore
29/8/2025, 7:39:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

What, you're amethyst! XD She should be added. 💜 www.buzzfeed.com/clarissajpg0...

29/8/2025, 7:31:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Britcom is love

29/8/2025, 7:25:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

My dx is he looks a bit like the demon-infected boar in the beginning of Princess Mononoke.

29/8/2025, 7:24:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture skooks (@skookses.bsky.social) reposted

I don't know if this helps but everyone is pretty demoralized in this moment. It isn't just you.

29/8/2025, 12:09:12 AM | 82 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

There's nothing like a switch flipping and your brain turning on what used to be a safe food 😭

29/8/2025, 7:22:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

We're going to have a big beautiful dark age, perhaps darker than ever before. And I think you'll be very happy

28/8/2025, 3:35:14 PM | 2440 315 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colin Spacetwinks (@spacetwinks.bsky.social) reposted

me: hi. panda express cashier: hi. so, what do you want with your orange chicken? me: maybe i don't want orange chicken. panda express cashier: yes you do. me: yes i do.

28/8/2025, 3:52:58 PM | 493 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

I'm plankton lol www.buzzfeed.com/alliehayes/s...

29/8/2025, 7:19:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Autistic Coach | Matthew (he/they) (@theautisticcoach.bsky.social) reposted

We learned to be the “good autistic”. Sweet, articulate, grateful - so no one leaves. But that’s not safety. That’s performance. Real safety is when we can be messy, angry, scared - and still belong.

28/8/2025, 8:35:45 PM | 197 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

One of my ultimate favorite films, needs more appreciation

29/8/2025, 7:00:19 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

He does seem a bit on the verge of melting like the Wicked Witch for anyone to think he knows a gd thing about health

29/8/2025, 6:58:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Alert these people, a known sex trafficker has taken up residence in Mar-A-Lago

Sign that says : HELP STOP HUMAN TRAFFICKING 1-855-FLA-SAFE REPORT SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY IN FLORIDA Below that the information is repeated in Spanish.
29/8/2025, 6:54:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Return of the Cmonmacques (@cmonmaque.bsky.social) reposted

With AI, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they’ll have AI students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout “it’s over for you!”. It’s a paradise

23/4/2024, 4:55:45 AM | 823 116 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

Being 35 😄

29/8/2025, 6:47:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Song is so well done, capturing the character's jealousy and inner turmoil and need to feel powerful open.spotify.com/track/30z2Il...

29/8/2025, 6:43:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

"hi I'm an autistic person with no skills that would be valuable to this company also I get this isn't how anything works goodbye"

29/8/2025, 6:34:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUTCHER! (@itsbutcher.bsky.social) reposted

not my dad whipping out the “just walk in and ask for a job!!!” when i told him i still havent gotten a job

29/8/2025, 12:40:03 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture haha yeah (@freshfleisch.bsky.social) reposted

a pale rider on a white horse approaches and says “closing time! you don’t have to become one with the divine, but you can’t haunt here”

28/8/2025, 9:01:16 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture richie (@theregoesrichie.bsky.social) reposted

me: ok time to do the thing adhd: we’re gonna do anything but the thing me: seriously we have to do the thing adhd: holy shit but look at that thing me: oh shit you’re right look at at it, and what about that thing…

29/8/2025, 3:02:14 AM | 217 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

"hi can I be a goat"

29/8/2025, 6:28:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

"look at my snowflake children bitching about fascism and the Dust Bowl, smh"

29/8/2025, 6:26:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kazia (@kazia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The average Victorian child was like... Senior health and safety violator at the terrible accident factory by age 10. Most of the shit we joke would kill them would be way more tame than the public hangings they went to for fun

29/8/2025, 5:40:07 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

"Mom, they're killing a pirate again can I skip school please"

29/8/2025, 6:24:45 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

I was molded by the mercury, shaped by it...

29/8/2025, 6:23:41 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David J Prokopetz (@prokopetz.bsky.social) reposted

"This would kill a Victorian child on contact" buddy, that kid grew up with heroin in their cough syrup and arsenic in their wallpaper. A Victorian child would probably kill YOU on contact.

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Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw some shit article that included the term "struggling landlords" 🙄

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Profile picture Rachael the Hobbit (@rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social)

Thénadiers

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Profile picture Ben Raderstorf (@raders.bsky.social) reposted

Just because he won't listen doesn't mean we shouldn't say it. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. should be fired immediately.

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