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michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

this is false. they actually broke him out of jail for a photo shoot

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

You could already have a kid, for all we know!

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

Congenital birth defect :/

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah! A ghost! 👻

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking huge, man 🔥💪💪

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

wait the eye octopus was trying to warn her 🥹

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

right? so smoochable

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

finally!

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

we don’t have that in Baltimore

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

We appreciate your dedication to the craft

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

hiccupception

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

oh!

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

there’s always an episode of greys 😂

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

it’s the closest so far!

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg I’m not that depraved

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

6 letters could be a lot of things

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

Not quite

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

Guess

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

no 😭

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

$5 can buy a lot of potatoes… 😏

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

wearing a brown ribbon for pph awareness

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh maybe I should download this...

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

you just have to do wayyyy longer exposures (what I did the past few nights) or use a filter to cut out most of the undesirable light (what I'm doing tonight)

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

😘

jmalivert (@jmalivert.bsky.social) reposted

The sky was v pretty tonight

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

exactly likeeee

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

pph syndrome is real and affects dozens of people :\

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like these are contradictory...

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

if a toddler could send marketing emails:

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

night #2 ✨

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

recent google searches: masking tape colored baltimore clear sky chart sunset time usps informed delivery can you die from hiccups post ****** hiccups dormouse thoroughly modern millie lyrics 200 block of w fayette st almond cake recipe

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

this is such a cute pic 🥹😭💞

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

wow 🥹

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m straight but that’s incredible

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

oh my godddd

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

aromatic?

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

jfc lmao you couldn’t make this up

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

me riding the Next-Gen Acela™ to Moynihan Train Hall at Penn Station to see Jane Krakowski as Mary Todd Lincoln

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

well yes!

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

…ronica Mars

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

straight? 🤨

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

and “waitresses [sic] breasts”

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂😂

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we’ve moved on to Venezuela (?)

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

mmm yummy

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s sad the character limit doesn’t let me post the whole thing :/

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

SAM, THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD BETWEEN A WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN. WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DOWN HER NUMBER.

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

ok trans erasure painting :/

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

we’re either going to war or he’s dying

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

“not just doubts—but also misgivings”

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

oh!

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

warding off the monday scaries (wine not pictured)

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

you and mason really are a great match 😂😂😂

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

You excel!

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

the caption is sending me

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

oh noooo 😭

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

accessorizing ✨

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

oh nooooo your arm must be sooo tired after all that exercise I hope it doesn’t fall

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

😌😌😌

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

The way my back hurt when I woke up this morning 🤯

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

hey it’s me ur labubu

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

🫣

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

you’re welcome 😌

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

cooking! u gotta have a lil snack while you prepare the food!

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok I’ll allow it

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

“Raw is Law” -Jesus

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t let John John hear you say that though

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

chad cover your ears

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

the skeet heard round the world

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

TWELVE????

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

girl you're wearing a mesh top (complimentary)

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

because you have blue eyes or because you stare into the void a lot?

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

LMAOOO

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm truly never living this down...

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

"off you pop"

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

and what was the correct answer?

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

oh something's hard

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

🧿👄🧿

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

this is MY show chad

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

Andy Rivkin (@asrivkin.bsky.social) reposted

Some of these sound like the titles of blogs, some of them sound like off-brand Olympic mascots, but we really dodged a bullet as a community by not having to ever deal with Uranus culminating in Turdus Solitarius.

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m afraid to ask what this means…

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m cackling lmao I hate you ❤️

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

tfw the ear is too girthy

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

country boys make do 🌽

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

children of the corn

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social)

3d printer spaghetti’d but I can NOT find the part that fell off the build plate 😭

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

a single strand of hair that stretches from sternum to navel

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

*inside

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg I've never done that, imma try that!

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

oh I would simply throw my phone into the ocean

michael (@radplanets.bsky.social) reply parent

I assumed it was Woody 🐶