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Invasion on AppleTV posits a world where there's an active alien invasion, 30% of the atmosphere has been terraformed, there's no internet, and there's a working global economic system and billionaires are running shit, like cash still means something; what's the inflation rate in an alien invasion?
RFK is probably confusing midi-chlorians or some shit with mitochondria b/c he's a fucking brain wormed assfuck
AppleTV really out here asking for $20 to rent a newer movie, when you can but it for $5 more. I ain't buying shit & this is why p2p still makes more sense than fucking paying $20 to rent a goddamn movie.
'White boy can't jump!' lol
Also! Don't go into a 'voluntary' interview with police! Just don't, and if you're detained, one word, for as long as it takes, lawyer. and don't say incriminating shit on the jail phone, come on man!
Just finished Ep3 of The Yogurt Shop Murders and, putting on my defense lawyer hat, lack of any physical should mean that the prosecutor shouldn't even bring it forward, regardless of an 8 yr after the fact confession. I have plenty of issues with the 'evidence' that prosecutors use already!
rotfl
So he's pulling a Trump to defeat Trump?? wtaf
I'm once again going thru the 'which pharmacy has my add meds' that's tough enough, but if I can't get access to my SSRI! I go into suicidal depression - MAHA wants us dead
1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago
I turn 32 on Friday & it would be so cool to get 32 sales this week to mark the occasion 👀👀👀 I need 25 more to get there, which is totally doable, right? Right?
It's fucking annoying as a 'make the railroads public' person to now be all 'not like that!'
I def dreamed of being able to acquire excellence in a skill in less than 12 hrs
Aw! A training montage
Claymation man, that shit was everywhere
Ok it just took a dark and then absurd turn there with the brother & a squid creature on the stove, I dunno like it though
Omg! So much wrong and not in funny wrong but also that too
There's bits I remember bit not a lot more
I wonder what this made me thinking of high school life
I'm realizing that this movie def led to some incelesque representations of relationships
So sexist, racist, and the hair!
Ok def a farce - slapstick 80s humor got it
The proto school shooter vibe of the newspaper delivery kid is something
This better be his gf in the walls of pictures, or else woah, creepy stalker behavior which was valued as romantic in the 80s
Rewatching Better Off Dead, I don't remember it, didn't see it in theaters for sure, but prob when it came out in VHS. Gonna be looking at it for how it stands up & thinking about how watching this movie might have affected 12 yo me.
Alien: Earth has me going on wild thought experiments; remins me of reading Parfit's 'Reasons and Persons' - amongst transhumanists there's a prioritization of 'mind' that doesn't accept that w/o the body there is no experiencing humanness... Also Jane's Addiction 'Ocean Size' was fun to hear.
No, I'd move to Paris today or Toronto or Montreal; I wouldn't want to return until fascism is routed out
"I don't want to be influenced: I want to be informed." sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/intermission
My fascism alarm is ringing - controlling who can and can't travel is the end goal, limiting travel both internal and external. ngl I'd leave now if I had the means
But Jerry! I need the info, feed it to me, cover me in it (too far?)
Been meaning to add all the labels to my account, now I have the vision b/c of you 😹
Hey! You rich person! Fly me to this plz!!!
Get a fucking life - aiming to destroy any sign of person's joy is toxic behavior and makes you seem like a malignant person
I can't believe that he hasn't had a heart attack with his lifestyle and age and all
I had milk crates, wood planks for furniture until Ikea came along - this is sucks
File under shit that shld be told to your therapist
This is the ✨nuance✨ I would like people to hold. I like the guy, he's doing his job, it should be shared and it should inspire us to hound our representatives to do the same, but we should resist the urge to launch entire fantasy draft alternative timeline stories about it
My understanding is that since they started out as a resource for mainly gay men during the AIDS crisis they have had growing pains including first lesbians and then trans, but it has def grown to be more inclusive but it was a struggle for a while.
I am not trans but have been a Chase Brexton client for a long time. I too have heard some negative experiences and also know ppl who have have good experiences. I hope they've gotten rid of the ppl who seemed to be causing the negative impact.
The chain smh
A laptop, forget what brand, in '95, it was clunky hut I could connect to internet thru Unix; sold my car to buy it
The first was the single Mactinosh in high school 'computer lab' in like '92
They're so scared of being challenged that they've decided to whitewash totalitarianism
Journalism isn't limited by probable cause or beyond a reasonable doubt standards, ffs!!!! There is PLENTY of evidence from their actual words! There's research and history that shows how this is going and what the consequences of not calling it are. Journalists need to do better!
They seem to be trying so hard to ignore what's going o!
I'm in pain now thinking of that lol
Dude, it's literally the fascist takeover of industry to enrich themselves- just say it
Man! I really wanted the face hugger to get the trillionaire inEP3 of Alien: Earth
Yeah, I get that 😸
Sometimes, unfortunately I have a bad memory for actors name but I killed at trivia pursuit lol
As a once cultural studies academic type I find the critique carries with it an anti intellectual strain that is esp right now when the Trump admin is destroying the humanities dangerous
Of course it didn't it's a fantasy utopian political world - Caro is great, haven't read Perlstein, I'm a pop culture studies person and a tv junkies lol, I try to do both.
There's decades of research outlining the fascist playbook and you had no idea?
A) not 'kind of' IS a fascist B) Third Way started this not leftists
It is still good , even though I sometimes find the rah ray America of it a bit over the top, esp these days but it offered an optimistic view of politics and that is both good and bad imo
I see, I'm a super fan, watched the whole show at least 3 times, there was one reasonable republican, but there was a lot of evil republicans throughout the show. I mean, the show did show a utopian world where politics wasn't as dirty as in reality, and that view did skew things a bit
Please expand a bit here cuz I am leaning towards disagreeing but I need this thought train spelled out a bit before I know
No, because I have morals and self worth. Do you?
Actually saw more than a few ppl in the comments ask what 'food insecurity' means b/c apparently those two words are so arcane and difficult to some that when put together it is unfathomable. I don't even pretend to understand these ppl
So what's the term to replace LGBTQIA?
'Unearned?' Praytell how does one earn the right to use language? From whom?
@podsaveamerica.crooked.com get off the nazo sites, Twitter and substack already guys
Well said!
Also! These fuckers using brain development as a talking point are most likely happy to indict a 16 in adult court/prison, they don't fucking care about justice or human rights except their own.
I'm all for coalitional politics, but I wld rather be part of a minority coalition than stand beside politicians that restrict, deny, or obfuscate the human rights of trans ppl. -nuff said
What is your definition of genocide, then?
One of Silicon Valley's foundational myths is that newcomers to a field are uniquely equipped to solve its problems because they're not weighed down by biases and habits that make "experts" overlook obvious solutions. "The most dangerous phrase in the language is: We've always done it this way." 🧵
Yup, you do
JFC all my ads on insta are for AI companions of this is what they believe is what 50yo men want, I'd hate to see the data behind that ew
Oh really! I didn't know that you smarmy moron - keep avoiding what I actually criticized you on that's sure to keep working
It's only impossible' if you work really hard to ignore the trans community, bathing in ignorance.
I've been a lazy student of history for 50 years. Many things are horrible & sad. One of the worst was the genocide of the Taino people by the Spanish. Extra evil because of the 100% extermination achieved. This crash course, giving fuller context, made me cry in rage, & joy. FUCK Colonialism!
Good thing no one uses Microsoft Excel for anything related to legal, regulatory or compliance business functions www.theverge.com/news/761338/...
Alcohol worked for me, not recommended lol
Greatest city in America 😹
"A water sommelier, certified by the Fine Water Academy" What fresh capitalist hell is this
Ugh, I remember when 'artisanal ice' was a thing
No one asked for your counterpoint
Yup, my take is that all GOP candidates who lose to Dems are going to contest the election as rigged in 2026
Way to miss the point there
I liked the first album they recorded in a crack den much better than their corporate albums
Quite something to see the Party of "state's rights" become the "states are merely an agent of federal government"
This man has It - that elusive mix of charisma & character that is missing from so many pols
You can see it in their eyes
The yay Stalin crowd really doing themselves no favors here - fucking hell ppl
Why Knights Fought Snails in Medieval Illuminated Manuscripts www.openculture.com/2025/08/why-...
I sometimes wonder if the postmodernist critique of 'experts' went a bit misunderstood by these ppl. Like they're reading Foucault & took it as a sign to go full nihilist.
Sold!! Give me the cure! lol
In honor of national black cat appreciation day, HEATHER the BEEFCAT would like you to try rubbing her belly so she can take a blood donation
I'll try and pet the belly despite the blood loss
The dumbest ppl are in charge
The cold open of he first episode of the new season made me lol until I cried
Proud boys and angry incels
The comments are like a hyper loop into the worst discourse time lines
Just post these in all the neighborhoods where they're "working"
If imma going to drown, I want it to be fast, none of this space slowly filling up shit
Ok.
12 minutes into Alien:Earth and I like what it seems to be doing so far
Man, I hadn't thought that in 2025, after all we've known since 1992, that Dems be out here still defending Bill fucking Clinton