Okay, are they just following him around with some good lighting? He's handsome but this many good photos of the guy is just... statistically unlikely.
I have gained this by philosophy: That I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of werewolves.
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Okay, are they just following him around with some good lighting? He's handsome but this many good photos of the guy is just... statistically unlikely.
Ooooooh fuck
your follow up to that post too omg
what was I cooking
Charlie Kirk would still be alive if basically-normal guys who had developed Notions had to invent their own firearms from first principles
Penis is funny, just balls is funnier, funniest is that thing where a tiny u is the penis and the big U is the balls
388.) The Dave Brubeck Quartet - Time Out Had this playing as I cooked dinner. Highly recommend doing so if you ever want to feel like Frasier.
really gonna need that space hotel
We love you, Special Protected Species Ibis!
Happy Sans-Culottides Eve tho!
Language fact: the word PANKAKES in Ancient Greek (ΠΑΓΚΑΚΗΣ) means “completely evil”
Hosting a WebSite on a Disposable Vape. “Recently, disposable vapes have gotten more advanced”; some have USB-C and rechargeable batteries. [bogdanthegeek.github.io]
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It's not too sweet lol
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WHERE MY TRAINS PPL AT 🚨🚨🚨
I remember my grade school's Windows 3.1 machines would let you get into a password protected folder if you changed the name of that folder. It ruled and encountered me to learn a lot!!
Gabrielle Spaghetti is a beautiful name for a storm
A thematic win for the Dunning-Kruger Party
remember last year when every American died from drugs
my bf, Gerry Mander, has a problem with boundaries . folks,,
"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"
I understand it's all for entertainment and most of these are a little fake, but they went too far with the "Brian May hears Queen for the first time" video. He was in the band, for god's sake, it is simply unbelievable he would ask "who is this?" while bobbing his head.
shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week
It has games on it
Wild
Hey there, Delilah Can you hear me through the floorboards Below which my dismembered corpse Provides the only records Of your crime? A long way back from hell I've had to climb Now I speak in rhyme
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
‘Everything is powerless people’s fault’ is the oldest grift in the book & as the global information ecosystem became more democratized, making messaging more difficult to control the grift had to evolve to, ‘It’s still their fault no matter how it looks’.
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
another Snoopy commission, but Bleach this time (idk)
But she's OUR coward* damnit (*Coward is actually the highest level of courage for a bunny so this is laudatory)
4yo, greeting passerby: Hi! Man: Hey Boss! 4yo, after a moment: Why did he call me boss? I'm not the boss!! Me: oh yeah? Who's the boss? 4yo: Bosser. Bosser is the name of the boss.
Even when an arc isn't particularly good the Weirdness of the Guys is often a nice consolation lol
All the leaders at the reverie are so buck wild that you almost expect a king named Buck Wild
I give this website a pretty broad mandate to fuck up because moderation truly is difficult, but it seems like if a butterfly flaps its wings halfway across the world a trans poster gets banned here.
Be kind and take care of your friends, even when they are annoying Good morning
Something we can hopefully all agree on:
"your posts are stupid" yea we're on the stupid posts website
the one trick mods don’t want you to know
this question genuinely haunts my dreams
I volunteer at the local animal shelter, and so I get the weekly volunteer newsletter (yes, it is called The Pupdate) which includes all the animals that got adopted since the last Pupdate, all of which is to say that I want you all to know that a chicken named Stevie Chicks got adopted this week.
[Wii Shop Theme Intensifies]
So when a pterodactyl would peck open a tin can and shrug and say "it's a livin'!" that wasn't for a human? Who was it for? Was it for a different dinosaur? I'm confused here.
pokemon is a convenient shorthand for post-keynesian monetary theory
The only time I get mad at a Woodworking review is when people say it’s set in North Dakota. No!!!! Never!!
I quote this, to this day
HAPPY DRIFLOON FRIDAY
What have gum companies been up to lately
Crying, screaming, puking that I can’t put “telecommunications” in a sonnet bc it doesn’t fit the meter
9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power
pollsters are mystified by the apparent contradiction: while support for fucking around has steadily surged for the past six months, the popularity of finding out has cratered to historic lows
My assigned FBI agent: She's back to Gundam-posting, stand down
Just finished Moby Dick and I'm about to make it everyone's problem
I wonder what the baby back ribs song guys are up to. I hope they’re well
One thing I really hope is that when they find the shooter he’s named Mario
I don't see any Dem politicians eulogizing Haru Urara. Interesting.
Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”
i think paintings should have New Game+
You're gonna do great!!
Reviewer: The worst part is, they made the monster hot! Me, kicking my feet: Oh no omg they made the monster hot?? Wow ahaha I can’t believe they did that, so uh how hot did they make the monster 👀
AI GUY: I listen to an AI podcast that gives me tips on which lottery numbers are best to pick. I listen at 2x speed so I can listen to twice as many episodes. Me: Disgusting. I listen to podcasts about which lottery numbers are best to pick made by actual people. And I listen at 0.25 speed
(jogging every morning so everyone in the neighborhood knows me as “the jogging guy”) yeah i’m pretty much running for precedent
asking my secretary to ghostwrite a birthday card for my friend Jeff the Nonce: hey can you make sure it's incriminating as hell
I FINALLY FOUND IT
gifs work? Gifs work??
Poll Finds Most Desirable Quality In Romantic Partner Is Being Jacked Centaur
great khan when the time comes for the american warlord era to officially begin you may count me among your legions
CSI:Cyber had 13 episodes and two of them were named “_____2.0”, one was also named “URL Interrupted” which objectively is an amazing title
Anyway nothing else is important right now other than the fact that it's Dreamcast Day.
Dreamcast is millennial 8-Track send skeet
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Hey dude can you pass me that video of the tall birds simultaneously getting knocked over by a wave thanks
Bluesky isn’t about popularity, it’s about gathering all 17 William Morris lovers together in a single online location!
Airport security detected an ancient curse on my best talisman and the only Shaman available doesnt speak Pict. Unbelievable.
This would fix me.
Municipalities warn we’re about to enter peak sewer clown season
I did not realize that Frazetta's paintings were autobiographical... This is like finding out that the van with a wizard airbrushed on the side is driven by Merlin.
(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys
saw this in the thomas pynchon subreddit lol
"great" philosophers? man they were arguing against plumbers
I just realized the character Kal’Reegar from Mass Effect is probably named after Calgary
Very happy we went with this headline. aftermath.site/linda-bae-do...
Men only want 2 things.
talked 2ur girl, she sed u r a
