A hot dog is a sandwich
A hot dog is a sandwich
If I was a betting man I would say it's the announcement of the invasion... Sorry "liberation" of Chicago. Leaves the rest of the calendars clear to deal with the fallout aka Truth really hard on Truth Social
Most of his announcements are unspecified. He just rambles in front of a camera.
I -hate- having to sit through a video for something I could just read. Ugh. There are tik-tokers out there whose whole thing is just reading articles into a camera, and it makes me sad. How pathetic that is. EVERYONE needs to read more!
Someone should tell him he's Prime Minister of all of the United Kingdom, not just England
Where's the #whereistrump hashtag?
The overlap of people posting enjoying Labour Day weekend while also telling unionized workers they should "stop complaining and get back to work" is insane.
The American practice of "keeping elected title for life" is really weird for a country founded to break free from a constitutional monarchy
What? He's not bragging he set the course record after many big men came to him, tears in their eyes, begging him to win
What's the consequence I'd they don't? They have precedent that the DOJ is just going to fly anyway. Unless the court starts holding people in contempt they have little power
Ah, got it. He was seen roadside with someone and needed an alibi while he was at it
What's the point of the first half? Are they implying that he got hit BECAUSE he stopped to help someone? Or just adding A hero story?
Not suspicious at all.
Just discovered it, it's great! Now I know what plants I'm failing to keep alive!
Can I ask what app this is?
I don't think he's kicked the bucket BUT it's very weird that the courts ruled against the tariffs and he *didn't* go on an incoherent rant. Either he has been isolated from the news or read it and had some sort of breakdown.
Is he still "Truthing" on his weird social media site?
Just out for an evening stroll in beautiful DC, wearing my Third Amendment T-shirt so the national guard knows they can’t come sit in my couch
Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4. Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193. Hope that helps.
They lie because they come from a world of so much privilege they've never encountered "no". To say it is to make it true. Dangerously sheltered.
Forget science...dude can see the Matrix
Stuck for breakfast inspiration, I took a picture of my fridge and asked three LLMs what I should eat. Two gave me somewhat lame results on what I could eat. One (ChatGPT) gave me a list of slightly more appropriate suggestions...for my wife to make for me. Wtf
This is a king. He's two weeks away from declaring he was given this power by God and we're straight into divine right
It's the body cam on his knee that's killing me
Is that the penny I hear dropping?
August 24, 1814 just sayin'
the actual communication problem democrats have is this: their most prominent national figures filter everything through focus grouped lines and are incapable of plain speech
As he hides behind a strongly worded letter
I can only imagine how frustrating it must be to live in DC (or soon, Chicago or NY or?), be experiencing the military occupation, look to their political opposition and see that absolute waffle. He's not winning any voters by calling it a distraction.
Guarding the metro, or seizing the infrastructure
I can't get a new battery for my classroom clock without producing the old, dead one to prove I'm not wasting education $$
Wordle 1,526 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Appropriate
Definitely looks like they just woke him up, slapped a hat on his head, threw a jacket over his pajamas and pushed him out there
It's just pages of black sharpie redactions
Must be all those long stays at Four Seasons (Total Landscaping)
I'm gonna start saying them even harder!
Do they get issued one free brown shirt and special arm band?
Unless it's working for him
Let me guess: black and gold color scheme, Trump's face everywhere
That's not a "no", that's a "yes, and you're going to have to accept it"
Lame. Hawkins Cheezies or don't bother.
Now they can bring the Proud Boys in to "help".
#whyiteach
The BCTF Executive Committee applauds CUPE flight attendants for standing strong and securing a tentative agreement! 💪 #unionstrong #unpaidworkwontfly
That's it 100% The employee part of teaching (meetings, emails, politics etc.) can be a drain but having those meaningful conversations with my students makes it all worthwhile. Glad your finding your path
Jesus, can you imagine asking Churchill that? "Are you prepared to send millions of men to die on Normandy beaches or are you going to agree to redraw the map of Europe"?
Congrats to the nominal opposition for being to the right of *Bill Kristol* on Trump assualting DC
It absolutely blows my mind that DC is occupied by Military and Paramilitary troops, and the House Democrats are not leading the opposition.
He doesn't even realized he's been played.
I'd argue she doesn't contribute anything to society but 🤷
Keep in mind that EVERYTHING he says or does going forward is to distract from the EPSTEIN files. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
BREAKING: Massive protest in Washington DC against Donald Trump right now.
HAPPENING NOW: Thousands of protesters chant “Fuck Donald Trump!” as they march through the streets of DC (Video: DRM News)
Might as well just all wear brown shirts and get it over with
Release the Epstein Files!
No way he's staying awake through that.
What is the @apstylebook.com call here? What do we call that species of sandwich?
This is a police state, he's trying it out in DC before he goes nationwide. I'm nowhere in DC, but I'd love to buy a sandwich from subway and just drive around with it on the dash
Slightly Diminish a Band: The Average Lake
Slightly diminish a band: Hurry up a bit
The scantily-clad Ladies
I believe the expression is "don't interrupt the enemy when they're making a mistake"
“.. to ensure the museums align with President Trump’s interpretation of American history.” 🤡 @wsj.com www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Makes me wonder: Do they KNOW what they're doing is fascist BS and that's guilt, or are they oblivious and that's ignorance?
"Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
Wonder how many DC police just handed in their notice
Finally a strong message from Democrats, rather than a strongly worded letter from Schumer if he can stay awake long enough to write it. Disappointing that this opposition is coming from Governors rather then the House Dems
So the president is now planning to deploy military forces in DC to handle ordinary civilian crimes?
This is gross. This is something out of 1984 or a dystopian future, not 2025
No thoughts, just vibes. New official White House policy on decision making.
Definitely slipped away from his handlers and opened the nearest door. There are probably a bunch of panicked medical and security staff downstairs wondering where the patient has gone
As a male teacher this is a huge part of my focus rn. So many of these boys are coming up listening to Tate and Rogan (and in more than a few cases, home life) and thinking the world, and girls, "owe" them and they "deserve" something
And the Ministry of Truth gains another employee
No, no we don't
God bless the Scots
Is he expecting all those countries to send letters back praising Drump? Does he know they just laughed at them?
Guess he's decided there's nothing incriminating (to him) in there.
"it's no longer profitable to speak truth to power"
ChatGPT, Gemini, and Copilot are too woke now? Off to go ask Gemini if Trump is on the Epstein List
At this point is he just talking to his desk and then Truthing about it?@
Phang: Teachers are some of the least paid, most underappreciated people, and they work in such an intimate way in our lives. Your kids spend more time at school than they do at home, at least in waking hours. So why not encourage our teachers? Why create this oppressive environment?
I can't believe this is real. I hoped it wasn't but it totally is. Trump straight up stole the FIFA Club World Cup Trophy. Imagine if it had been the Stanley Cup, or the Superb Owl Trophy...
Calling to speak to that high school crush and having to speak to parents first and then maybe actually getting to talk to them while you both awkwardly stood in the hallway/kitchen
I thought this was a joke, a meme, to poke fun at the lack of FEMA response. But that's actually the head of FEMA on the ground... eventually. America really is living in the dumbest timeline
Although this is a wild threat, it seems to be a distraction from the fact that the Epstein Files are causing turmoil within MAGA, and he's making a frantic effort to avoid addressing them.
Reads like something pinned to a door at 2am by an angry neighbour ranting about parking spaces. also, "Honourable"...spell it right.
it's not even American online vernacular, it's just him and his cult followers.
A Canadian doctor explains the difference between the universal health care system in Canada, where everyone is covered and there are no out-of-pocket costs, and the American system where people go bankrupt in order to receive cancer treatment.
The 9/11 attacks
Congrats everyone, we now have 35% tariffs on Canada for no apparent reason
25% tariff on smoke imports coming from Drump
This is a new low for the NYT. Someone uses an actual white supremacist as a source for an article throwing shade at Zohran, but the person who points it out (Jamelle) is the one disciplined.