Lanna the Banana
@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social
She/they. Muscle mommy, fiber arts enthusiast, and sea cucumber with anxiety.
created January 6, 2025
49 followers 34 following 14 posts
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Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
As companies shell out big bucks for Super Bowl commercials, remember that many said they were forced to raise prices due to inflation. Also remember that average profit margins in nearly every sector in the S&P 500 are running near or above 10-year highs. Hello???
Mom Pants (@mompants.bsky.social) reposted
So, anyone inside a certain ultra wealthy circle just made more money than any middle class person could in their entire lifetime over the last 24 hours. All at the expense of the American people. The 1% just profited off your suffering. Again.
Mom Pants (@mompants.bsky.social) reposted
Futurama Memes (@futuramamemes.bsky.social) reposted
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
#NeverForget
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social) reply parent
BOOOOOOOOO!! I mean, happy birthday, Bro 🎂
WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted
So how’s it going so far?
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social)
The problem with Mickey Mouse pullups is that my toddler has zero qualms pooping on Donald.
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social)
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
It’s find out time for so many of his supporters.
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social) reply parent
The key word in their "don't tread on me" memorabilia is "me."
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social) reply parent
"I never thought the panthers would eat MY face," says the ones who voted for the Panthers Eating People's Faces Party.
Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted
Trump’s anti-trans Executive Order is bad BUT it technically defines everyone as female. It states: “'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell." Since all fetuses "at conception" are female, Trump just defined EVERYONE as female.
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social)
I think the worst part for me personally, is that this time around, I can't just dissociate and hope to survive the next four years (or longer).
elliejoypanic (@elliejoypanic.bsky.social) reposted
warm lines save lives. please share 💖 credit ig: @/inclusivetherapists
Mx. Fee (@mxfee.bsky.social) reposted
Alt text added. Popping the phone number into the post so folks can copy/paste it more easily: US: 877-565-8860 Canada: 877-330-6366 Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific. Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social)
Spouse: [drops an egg] Me to our 2.5yo: Well, I hope you're not too set on going to college.
Heather Antos (@heatherantos.bsky.social) reposted
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social)
TT thanking Dolt45/47 for "saving it" after he's the one who started the talk of banning it in the first place. Where have I seen this before? 🤔
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social)
Record low temps next week? Don't worry; once Grump takes office, he'll turn off the Democrat weather control machine!
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social)
2.5yo puts a raisin in his water cup. Me to my spouse: I think he's trying to make a grape.
Craxycatlady (she/her) (@craxycatlady.bsky.social) reposted
Ha ha,same
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahh, so he'll know how every lesbian felt when flannel became trendy.
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social) reply parent
And his room has a computer and game system. Like wtf
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social)
At least I got muscles?
Kieran (@toadally.bsky.social) reposted
I like how the white-eared opossums in South America look like the ones around here but with more pronounced goth makeup.
Lanna the Banana (@rangerfoxxiii.bsky.social) reply parent
JOE MAMA!
Aysha (@ayshaufarah.bsky.social) reposted
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
Cara Ramsey (@cairenntairisu.bsky.social) reposted
After extensive review, France has established very positive gender affirming care guidelines, and they’ve rejected the highly politicized Cass Report as simply false. www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/12/new-...