A fleeting dream ...
A fleeting dream ...
Talk to RFK Jr. He's got worms crawling around whatever's in his head.
Trump is currently in hiding to avoid all the underage (and above age) women that he's raped over the years.
Trump solved the Cracker Barrel controversy by coming up with his own new logo:
Many people are saying that Trump is suffering through painful anal warts. There are grown men in the WH with tears in their eyes telling him, "Sir, your heroic battle qualifies you for the Purple Heart."
Trump's "ended six wars" (Part II): *Much of the leg work on the Armenia-Azerbaijan agreement had been completed before Trump took office. *Cambodia and Thailand (Thighland?)exchanged shots. They weren't at war. *Israel is still killing Gazans. *Trump didn't "obliterate" Iran's nuclear capability.
Trump's "ended six wars"(Part I): *"India vociferously denies any U.S. involvement in bringing the fighting to a close." *"Fighting between the Rwandan-backed M23 rebel group and the DRC continues unabated — in part because M23 didn’t sign on to the deal."
Trump's bowels drop at a moment's notice.
He gave another bullshit story about the license plate, using his patented "Sir" reference.
Trump delivered another bullshit story about getting his mail-in voting, blathering on with some story about how he needed a license. It's guaranteed to be bullshit because he gave his usual tell of "Sir"
Who wants to see Zelenskyy show up in a tan suit for his meeting with Trump?
Trump has raped the credibility of the United States.
Putin moved on Trump like a bitch after he grabbed his pussy on Friday. However, he didn't take him furniture shopping afterwards. They just had some locker room talk and Trump was enthralled by the size of Putin's schlong.
It would be hilarious if Zelenskyy showed up in a tan suit for his meeting with Trump, given the bullshit from the last time.😂
Maybe that's where he stashed the Epstein Files.
Trump will release the Epstein Files in two weeks. Big, strong men with tears in their eyes will march into the Oval Office and say, "Sir, here are the Epstein Files in which you're never mentioned even once."
Just like the bitterness that Trump still has for the NFL humiliating him, he wants to try and make the Guardians change their name for this 1983 "deal" that never happened. Of course President Fatfuck would have moved the team to Tampa within a few years:
The Washington Commaders plan to honor Trump by renaming the team the Epsteins, with the new logo using his sketch that he "didn't write."
To make Trump happy, the Commanders have to decide between the Redskins or ... the Epsteins ....
Trump heard that Epstein's real accomplice was seen on a golf course, so he went to investigate ... and maybe rape an underage girl or two ...
Instead of Redskins, Trump needs to push to rename them after yet another of his failed business ventures during his days destroying the USFL: the Generals.
Our Rapist-in-Chief should acknowledge his heritage and force them to ignore Redskins and call them the Washington Epsteins.
C'mon Trump. Forget Redskins and focus on renaming them the Washington Epsteins!!!!
Trump wants to go back to calling them the Washington Redskins. He should be focusing on honoring his close friend, who was a "terrific guy," by renaming them the Washington Epsteins.
We are talking about TACO here. So we can pretty much be assured that he'll quietly withdraw the lawsuit--especially when the discovery process begins.
It wasn't me. It was 2 Corinthians who did it.
They squeezed him hard enough that he came ... clean.
So this makes Trump a big, beautiful rapist.
So does Hot Wheels have to thank Trump or is that only required of Dems?
Trump's Nobel Peace Prize chances were non-existent before this "peaceful" bombing and once the non-existent cease-fire goes up in flames, Wingnuts will still be expecting him to get it. Making my popcorn now to enjoy their meltdown.
Starting with Barron.
Iran knows that TACO Smell will overplay his hand and then they'll kill American soldiers to make him look like a total fool--again.
Trump is pissed that this interrupted another golfing weekend.
"Now unzip my fly, Donald, and pay up."
So is Elmo Trotsky gonna get an axe in the head, too?
ESPN will break down why the KNicks lost--not why the Pacers won. They do this shit all the time.
ESPN will spend the next two weeks whining because the Kncks aren't in the Finals. Now they have to promote a Thunder-Pacers matchup, which absolutely kills their East Coast bias asses.
Pacers made the ABA Finals in 1975 (Lost in 5); made the NBA Finals in 2000 (lost in 6); and are now in the 2025 Finals. Get those tickets for the 2050 Finals, Pacers fans!
Is #TACO Thursday a thing yet?
Has "TACO
Taco Bell wants to find some way to thank Trump for getting people to think about TACOs.
JD Vance plans on attending Pope Leo's first mass on Sunday. Guess they better start preparing for another conclave ...
Air Pope Leo:
Trump should be taking credit for the new Pope about now.
He'll wait until the DUI hire is drunk again ... which should be tonight.
I heard VD smothered him to death with a couch cushion in retaliation.
Some people are saying, including "friend" of Trump, "Jim," that JD Vance smothered Pope Francis to death with a couch cushion.
Since Cocksucker-in-Chief Trump has now moved Obama's WH portrait to make way for his staged Butler "assassination attempt," will ANY media person ask the blonde mouthpiece when the hospital report from that "shooting" will be released?
While Rome burns, Trump lacks the skills to play the fiddle, so ...:
The worthless Orange Cocksucker strikes again: "President Trump will remain in Florida and will not travel to Dover AFB for the dignified transfer of 4 American soldiers who died during a training exercise in Lithuania. The LIV Golf tournament begins today. Trump just arrived at his golf club."
Headline from today: "U.S. stock market has lost $9.6 trillion in value since Inauguration Day" Trump, the Economy Killer strikes again.
DJIA is now set to go under 40,000. It was 43,487 when Fatfuck Trump took office. You're doin' a heckuva job, Krasnov.
Trump will announce at some point in the near future that he's ending the tariffs. The stock market will shoot up and he'll take credit for it--and the Rubes will forget that he's the one who fucked them over in the first place.
Crashing stock market, soaring prices to come, reckless national security team. Who doesn't love Trump...
Anyone with dignity will just stand there. It's just the lapdogs who go ahead and do it.
The worthless fuck did it when visiting hospitalized victims and families of the dead in the El Paso mass shooting.
With Trump's tariffs that start next Wednesday, VP Fatfuck is looking for the daily double--kill the economy while he continues to destroy national security by hiring incompetents.
"You think I'm a clown? I amuse you..."
Saw a new nickname for the DUI hire: Whiskeyleaks.
Trump is targeting lawyers who file "frivolous" lawsuits. This coming from the guy who sued Bill Maher because he wanted to know if the Orange Turd was spawned from an orangutan.
Why would Trump want Canada to become another state? It would obviously skew Democratic and with Canada's population roughly around California's, that's 54 electoral votes and 43 of the 52 congressional seats are held by Dems
Same with Jack Nicklaus. Trump pretends he was buddies with Arnold Palmer to point of talking about the size of his schlong.
VP Fatfuck's too busy golfing to address the New Mexico mass shooting.
A Trump tradition like no other.
Another Trump tradition (besides lying) continues with the New Mexico mass shooting. It was the hallmark of his first term--until COVID finished things off.
According to Wingnuts, Miss Lindsey won't make it to Heaven because he likes the guys a little too much.
The official photo when people enter the Trump Presidential Library:
The crypto scam that Trump is using through his Melania "digital asset" has seen that go from $13.38 at the start to 69 cents now.😂 His own dogshit "asset" is trading at around $11 after starting out at $74. Like everything, everything that Fat Hitler touches dies.
Good thing Trump and Little Marco have peace in the Middle East ... D'ohhhhh.
The Trump bombing of Yemen should be known as a reunion of "Houthi and the Blowfish":
It would be nice for some reporter just once to ask this question to Trump, given his latest conspiracy theory about Biden and autopens: "Since you're fond of conspiracies, how come we've never seen the hospital report from the Butler shooting? Some people are saying you were never hit by a bullet."
The Fatfucks golf course in Scotland got vandalized over the weekend, bringing some good news to his miserable reign.
Trump will now demand the return of freedom fries.
Musk + TSLA stock =
President Musk's insult to Mark Kelly isn't surprising, considering that he usually calls anything he doesn't like, "retarded."
Mark Kelly knows what it's like to fly in a space rocket that doesn't blow up.
Addition by subtraction ...
This kind of attitude keeps up and you'll have to start eating the dogs and cats ...
MAGA Math: Trump + Presidency = Economic Disaster
I'm an American and I love it. Fuck the orange asshole.
His boss, President Elmo is focused on crashing Teslas and space rockets.
Trump's great economy just saw the stock market drop another 890 points today. Keep up the great work, VP Fatfuck!!!
Day 50 of the Trump Shitshow: *High prices. Check. *Weekend plane crash. Check. *Ignoring major brush fires and natural disasters. Check. *President Elmo still invading people's privacy. Check. *Russia-Ukraine War Going On. Check. *The Orange Anal Wart still kissing Putin's ass. Check.
Coming Soon to the Kennedy Center!!! Lee Greenwood sings "God Bless the USA" again and again and again and again and again and ...
Anyone with actual talent would withdraw.
Another plane crash. Trump too busy golfing to give a shit.
Trump is an expert at killing hudreds of thousands of people with his incompetence. This is just the latest example.
Just another Sunday: Price remain high, Ukraine and Russia are still at was and Trump is cheating at golf.
Trump goes golfing again. Meanwhile, major brush fires erupt in New York, eggs and other prices continue to go up and the Ukraine-Russia war goes on. He's also allowing taxpayer money to be used to study a link between autism and vaccines that's been debunked and debunked and debunked and ...
He should grab himself since he's just a giant pussy.
After he shits on the underprivileged one more time, he needs something to wipe his big, fat orange ass.
Make that 1,500. You're doin' a heckuva job, Trumpie.
The schadenfreude that's coming when it comes to watching Trump voters suffer will be delicious.
Trump's plan to reduce gas prices is the usual Republican strategy: Crash the economy.
Trump's stock market has dropped 1,200 points in the past 24 hours. Anyone else tired of all this winning?
Trump and many of his MAGA morons can barely speak coherent English, yet want it made the official language.
Trump is trying to top his incompetent first term by having an economic collapse BEFORE another pandemic occurs on his watch.
Dems have their popcorn going watching VP Trump try to fuck over Social Security recipients.
Day 43 of Clusterfuck Central, i.e. "Trump: The Horrific Sequel."
Meanwhile, the Carolinas are going up in flames as VP Fatfuck golfs and Useless Third Nut VD Vance skis.