Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
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Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Time for another #SquirrelsOfTheWorld, and time to again celebrate the Malabar Giant Squirrel (Ratufa indica) from India, the world’s largest tree squirrel. 🇮🇳🐿️🌏 #Squirrels
Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted reply parent
These talking points are all covered in How To Argue With An AI Booster. www.wheresyoured.at/how-to-argue... Utter nonsense throughout, Axios should be ashamed of themselves and when the time comes I'm coming back to this article with a bazooka
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Late night thoughts from #SquirrelMeme. 🐿️
Dan Nexon (@dhnexon.bsky.social) reposted
🧵 Authoritarianism, Democratization, and Coalition Politics. The consensus around here is, more or less, that the United States is currently a consolidating authoritarian regime controlled by a mix of reactionary populists and fascists.
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Most welcome. Least I can do for the many hours I have spent enjoying both your podcasts!
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Now you might wonder, but then why was Ghana not named “Lower Volta” (like the Upper and Lower Kingdoms of Pharaonic Egypt)? The Volta reaches the Atlantic here. But the former Gold Coast (whose neighbour is Côte d’Ivoire) instead picked the name of an ancient empire to which it never belonged. 🇲🇱 🇬🇭
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
I was once given a Burkina Faso pin by someone from Ouagadougou. 🇧🇫
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Breaking Entertainment News from #SquirrelMeme as the #SNL massacre continues. 📺
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
. @jesszafarris.bsky.social @robwords.bsky.social In your “Country Name Origins,” you said that you’ll get back to the topic, including countries changing their colonial name. A good example is Burkina Faso, the former “Upper Volta” — the Volta River begins there. 🇧🇫 afrolegends.com/2013/09/12/w...
scott b. weingart (@scottbot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Both criminally undercited and very specifically relevant: www.persee.fr/doc/hism_098...
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
On the bright side, his kidneys have legs.
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
But has _he_ signed an organ donor card? My gut says no, but my heart says definitely no.
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
But it would have made a terrible debut single for Kate Bush.
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Ruin any book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title: “Tom Clancy’s Wuthering Heights” bsky.app/profile/zana...
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Late August is much too early to think of putting up Christmas decorations. But it is the right time to start shopping for your #SquirrelAwarenessMonth decorations, since that’s just over a month away in October! 🐿️🌰🐿️ #SquirrelScrolling
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
How am I supposed to go viral following that advice? I need a bad hot take to eat those sweet sweet internet points!
Paul Collins (@paulcollins.bsky.social) reposted
The daughters of Hermann Göring's aide - who refused for years to talk with art-theft investigators - put their home in Argentina up for sale, and GUESS WHAT.
Michael E. Mann (@michaelemann.bsky.social) reposted
Sadly, there are documented cases:
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, US Supreme Court!
rich1047 (@rich1047.bsky.social) reposted
Many years ago, I heard both of my dogs barking aggressively. I went outside to see what was going on, and I found the dogs lunging and snarling at the fence. On the other side of the fence was a squirrel, lying on their belly, unbothered, enjoying the show. Squirrels' troll game is strong.
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Is #WorldDogDay a real day? Probably not, but squirrels can mark the day by taunting some dogs. 🐶🐿️ #SquirrelScrolling #dogs
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t think #SquirrelMeme is really serious about this one. 🫧 #burp
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reposted
Time for some squirrel-inspired wisdom! 🐿️ #SquirrelWisdom #SquirrelMeme
Corey Seeman (@cseeman.bsky.social) reposted
I wish there was a branch that I could rest upon. It's been a long year #SquirrelHaiku Backyard Fox and Red Squirrels (Ypsilanti, Michigan) - Early June 2025, 2025 #flickr #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #Michigan #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky flic.kr/p/2rieHrw
Corey Seeman (@cseeman.bsky.social) reposted
Squirrel showing what we did before cell phones engaged all our time. #SquirrelHaiku Backyard Fox and Red Squirrels (Ypsilanti, Michigan) - July 2025 #flickr #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky flic.kr/p/2rmhPGo
Bill Grueskin (@bgrueskin.bsky.social) reposted
Your occasional reminder -- as arrivals on student visas decrease 28% -- that tuition from foreign students counts as an export, which means that every rejected student visa is going to contribute to the US trade deficit. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reposted
#SquirrelMeme has some advice to keep your morale up during hard times. 🐿️ #SquirrelWisdom
John Pfaff (@johnpfaff.bsky.social) reposted
Dear @washingtonpost.com: these two paragraphs are absolute malpractice. Utterly disgraceful. You use total counts, not rates … for the THIRD BIGGEST CITY IN THE US. Of COURSE it has a high total. And rates “have come down” … with a link, but no number. Down FIFTY PERCENT IN FOUR YEARS.
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
#CatsAreSilly 🛝🐈⬛ #Cat
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reposted
35 years ago, a Harvard Business Review article inadvertently predicted Trump. “Treachery, we found, can pay. There is no compelling economic reason to tell the truth or keep one’s word—punishment for the treacherous in the real world is neither swift nor sure.” @hbr.org hbr.org/1990/09/why-...
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
35 years ago, a Harvard Business Review article inadvertently predicted Trump. “Treachery, we found, can pay. There is no compelling economic reason to tell the truth or keep one’s word—punishment for the treacherous in the real world is neither swift nor sure.” @hbr.org hbr.org/1990/09/why-...
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Groundhogs want to be tree squirrels. #SquirrelScrolling 🌳🐿️ #AltMammalFacts
mare56.bsky.social (@mare56.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
#SquirrelMeme has some advice to keep your morale up during hard times. 🐿️ #SquirrelWisdom
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reposted
There is an endless supply of original material on social media and yet bots keep copying and reposting the same stolen material over and over again. 🤖📱🗃️ #SquirrelMeme
larueart (@dlarue16.bsky.social) reposted
@ratatosk.bsky.social @artologica.net Lol The joy of life
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Waiting for you to make a generous #SquirrelTax payment. 🌰🐿️
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
If only you could understand how this squirrel is insulting the dog below. #SquirrelScrolling
Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm (@wolvendamien.bsky.social) reposted
Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Well, this is totally normal. As it happens, Kimberly Prost used to work to work on international cooperation on corruption and money laundering offence as Commonwealth Secretariat’s Head of the Criminal Law Section. I can see why Trump would feel threatened by her. 🧑🏼⚖️ www.cbc.ca/news/world/c...
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
If you think everyone needs to read Schopenhauer and Nietzsche to be a good conversationalist, I have news for you. #philosophy
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that rabbit does maybe fertilize nearby plants.
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
LEGO Batman is back? Does this mean the second #LEGO Batman movie will finally get made? @warnerbrospictures.bsky.social
Jay Rosen (@jayrosen.bsky.social) reposted
Not only can White House correspondents get up and walk out at any time, but if they did it would be the act of a free press.
Jennifer Ouellette (@jenlucpiquant.bsky.social) reposted
Why Knights Fought Snails in Medieval Illuminated Manuscripts www.openculture.com/2025/08/why-...
Project Gutenberg (@gutenberg.org) reposted
Bedlam regicide’s eulogy for a squirrel to go on display www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/73934 #history #animals
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Squirrels rejoice this literary masterpiece! 📜🐿️ #SquirrelScrolling #SquirrelLit @yalepress.bsky.social
John Bull (@garius.bsky.social) reposted
Worth remembering that Terence Stamp was the son of a ship's stoker. Stamp desperately wanted to act, after falling in love with movies as a kid, and it was a scholarship to Drama School that allowed him to walk that path. Every time arts cuts are made, they rob us of more Terence Stamps.
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Schopenhauer even “canon”? I can say from personal experience reading him made me a much worse conversationalist. He’s rude, sexist, boorish and boring. His few interesting ideas are stolen from Buddhism. And he looks like a complete loon.
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Dear youngs, All those trees you see outside your window? They have always belonged to squirrels. Signed, An old
Aparna Nair (@disabilitystor1.bsky.social) reposted
Emily Oster lost the right to any stance as a ‘public health expert’ way back in 2005 (?) when she was making claims about how it was less ‘efficient’ to treat HIV in Africa than it was to prevent infections.
Rain Dog (@brushwolf.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings to the center of town!
Akela Talamasca (@akelatalamasca.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Public transportation is just “Meals on Wheels” for Godzilla!
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
And by “house finding” you mean a snack delivery service?
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you joking? The British imposed those laws. US evangelicals are funding anti-LGBTQ laws across Africa. And are we all responsible for the laws passed by our birth country’s rules? One man has rules Uganda for 39 years. How does this nonsense get published? 🌍 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBTQ_h...
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reposted
#SquirrelMeme would like to remind everyone that squirrels bring hope. 🩷🐿️🩵 #sqrlpix
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
But fortunately, not orchids!
Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted
But when Harris an avowed and well-known home cook bought a Le Creuset dish….
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
A #TeamRodent champion for #2026MMM! Also the Alto Mayo Dwarf Squirrel (Microsciurus )! #squirrel 🐭🏆🐿️ #PowerToTheRodents!!! @mmmletsgo.bsky.social www.conservation.org/stories/new-...
Order Rodentia (@orodentia.bsky.social) reposted
"Swimming mouse among 27 new species discovered in Peru" [December 2024] Aquatic team: represent! www.bbc.com/news/article... Image: A dark-furred rodent standing on natural ground. It is facing the camera. It has exquisitely long whiskers.
Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling (@rubenbolling.bsky.social) reposted
📣 IT’S THE TOM THE DANCING BUG REVIEW - 😈 A Faustian bargain 👨⚕️ Skeptic Shock 🥒 Richard Is Not a Vegan 🕰️ Percival Dunwoody 🚀 Axnon Duul, a Star Wars Comic Strip AND MORE - tomthedancingbug.substack.com/p/devil-dog
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Rabbit goes shopping. 🪴🐇 #rabbit
Artologica aka Michele Banks (@artologica.net) reposted reply parent
No, that's @ratatosk.bsky.social
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Since today is India’s Independence Day, here is the Grizzled Giant Squirrel (Ratufa macroura). They are found only in southern India & in Sri Lanka. In India, they live in the hill forests of Karnataka, Tamil Nadu & Kerala. #SquirrelsOfTheWorld 🇮🇳🐿️ #squirrels animaladay.blogspot.com/2012/09/griz...
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
#CatsHateCats. Although they do enjoy giving #ForbidenBoops! 🐈⚔️🐈
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Since today is Pakistan’s Independence Day, here is the Western Woolly Flying Squirrel (Eupetaurus cinereus), one of the largest flying squirrels in the world. There’d been no confirmed sightings from 1924 until 1994. #SquirrelsOfTheWorld 🇵🇰🐿️🏔️ #squirrels #Pakistan en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western...
River Cavy ♿️ (@rivercavy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Would be adorable. Giant star nosed moles!
Rick (@locktowndog.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
What if they made a reboot of #Tremors but with giant monster marmots instead of graboids? #PowerToTheRodents!!!
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reposted
Did you resolve to write more this year? Squirrels can help! 📜🖋️🐿️ #SquirrelMeme #SquirrelScrolling
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reposted
#SquirrelMeme observes how some people learn the hard way. #SquirrelWisdom 🐿️ #sqrlpix
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Show me your getaway vehicle. bsky.app/profile/arca...
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Counter counterpoint, it has never been easier to read news about other countries. The Hindu, The East African, DW, NHK, Le Monde, the South China Morning Post, BBC, CBC, & many more are readily available online. Some have their own app! NY Times gets so much wrong, it’s better to go to the experts.
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Who can forget #WorldElephantDay? 🐘 🇹🇿
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
“Thus, what is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy's strategy. Next best is to disrupt his alliances; do not allow your enemies to get together.” - Sun Tzu, Art of War #TrumpPutin
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
So they’re saying a comic originally intended for kids to read episodically has plot holes and elements of childlike escapism? This is so… unexpected. ❇️🐿️
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Apparently, #Duolingo knows you #CantTrustPigeons. 🦉
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
It’s not March yet, but #SquirrelMeme wants to share an #AltMammalFact before #2026MMM. 🦠🏐🧫 @pbseons.bsky.social
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reposted
So many bombs being dropped now, but some people are still only upset by the F-bomb. 🅵💣☮️ #SquirrelMeme #FBombsForPeace
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
A golden oldie! 🛡️🐿️
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reposted
#SquirrelMeme has an important question for you. #EndlessSummer ☀️🐿️📱
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
I don’t think #SquirrelMeme is really serious about this one. 🫧 #burp
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
I saw a tiny dog being chased by squirrels today.
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Does nobody remember the relentless propaganda pushed to lull Americans into going along with Bush Jr’s counterproductive and brutal war in Iraq? www.history.utoronto.ca/publications...
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
#SquirrelMeme has an important question for you. #EndlessSummer ☀️🐿️📱
Audrey Truschke (@audreytruschke.bsky.social) reposted
Gotta say -- I'm baffled by lots of other people being baffled that India-U.S. relations are on rocky ground at present. This strikes me as completely expected. Maybe everyone else should listen to historians? Maybe our specialist knowledge helps at times? Maybe all the time?
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Always under pigeon surveillance. Fortunately, the squirrel is also keeping an eye on the pigeons. #CantTrustPigeons
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
#TheLoveThatDareNotPurrItsName, Rabbit Edition. 😻🐇 (Video from reddit: www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/... )
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
“You don’t need to make your #SquirrelTax by hand, humans!” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod. 🌟🌰🐿️✨ (Video from reddit: www.reddit.com/r/squirrels/... )
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social)
Do not mess with geese. They have The Law on their side. #GeeseForce www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Elephant Mastodon (@emath.bsky.social) reposted
It’s time to build a NEW Undersea New York Rat Network!
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t normally say this, but I would like to join the Leopard Sea Pirates. 🐆 🏴☠️
Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ (@ratatosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny how some photos go viral multiple times. 📸🐿️
Marina Mueller 🇨🇦 (@marinamueller935.bsky.social) reposted
On the menu today, at our squirrel cafe, walnuts 🖤