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Blue jays / reds up now

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I’m great. Hangin and bangin my way through this holiday Monday Might go burn some rubber in front of the cop shop for fun

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Novochok

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Novochok

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Prolly

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Novochok?

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Hi Siri. I am well. How are you? Today is a national holiday here. Labour Day Golfing at 2;00 pm Whatcha up to?

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You’d like it

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Uhm

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🚔👮‍♂️ License and registration please mam

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🙋‍♂️

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Hello Dawna

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Morning Fred. Lexi is super How are you?

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Happy Birthday

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I’m prolly the dude parked in the silver SAAB backwards on the street

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That’s what it takes sometimes.

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Make a wish

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He won’t fit unless he’s cremated and ground up

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Uhm

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🫵😂. Snap

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That’s a fact. And brilliant. I hate Norman Lear for trying to take the credit for carols brilliance

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That’s what we call sand traps so it could work 😂😂

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Archie wasn’t as dumb and had a heart

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Don’t you already have one in the basement of the white house?

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😂😂

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Have you seen that video where an old guy lost his false teeth and his dog picked them up and smiled at him

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😂

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If I was gonna pay for falseies, it wouldn’t be teeth for a dog 😂

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Lolz.

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She’s only got three teeth at the back

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It was. And exhausting really

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😂😂

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Exactly

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Totally. The chihuahua is the boss tho 😂😂

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Hello

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She doesn’t like getting dressed😂 I have cat too. Spooky. She’s a brat

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I didn’t watch that, or breaking bad, or sapranos. Not none bit. None. And more Building movie sets kinda wrecked watching tv for me

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Daisy and Lexi

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That one minute is the entire amount have seen of that show

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Mine

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He’s adorable

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How big is your dog?

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I bet you do I’d love to see it

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Did you smack him in the gob?

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I’m good thanks. It’s really early. 4:30 am and dark. I think I might get a coffee and go for a hike before the Dutch Grand Prix comes on the tele How are you?

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Hello Siri. 🙋‍♂️ Hope your feeling better

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🙋‍♂️

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Flatulence. Cant live without it. Pass the bran muffins

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😂

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Shake your tail feather

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Worse. Cockroaches serve a purpose

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Marshall Mathers. Aka. Slim shady is suing Zuckerberg for playing his music in reels without consent

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11:11

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I’m in British Columbia Canada Rocky Mountains

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Ciggy butt You have different words than what we use here Lolz

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Amazing

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A perfect ending would be an assailant injecting bleach into his jugular while stuffing a black light up his ass

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Oh noes

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What’s a tab? A cigarette?

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I had to look that word up. I’m not that sophisticated 😂 The self pleasuring type or the street fight type?

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Looks really nice there

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Hi Dawna. What’s shakin?

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Finally I get to use algebra

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I wake up by my cat bringing breakfast into the house at 4 am 🤷‍♂️ She’s not allowed on the counters if you care about that

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Is there a percentage?

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Waiting till you guys find out he cheated and didn’t win the election. he stole it, Elmo comes to mind

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😂😂😂

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Is that real? 😂😂😂

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Trumps criminal life is beyond pathetic. what a tiny, weak and yella (coward) man he is

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😂🍻

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It’s true. So true He laundered Russian mob money for decades The thing is, Congress knew all about him

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Pass the beer nuts

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Possible preview of this year’s World Series?

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Zuckerberg really needs a punch to the throat

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Twinkle is so pretty…please help her find a home 🥺🥺🥺

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Lolz 🎵 Good girls go to heaven Bad girls go backstage

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Of course Gene Simmons wrote a song about her

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Lolz Id like to ask her about Hendrix 😂

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Thanks. You too JB

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🙋‍♂️

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You gotter

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Hey. What’s shakin?

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😂😂😂

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just hit a golf ball sky high off a tee box and it should rain 60% of the time it works 1/2 the time 😂🤷‍♂️

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Looking for Brian

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Come join me

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Awesome. Hope the best for you

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Someone called Cracker Barrell “Honky Bucket” and I can’t stop laughing

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Bc is giving covid shots to albertans who need them because the Alberta government has the same brain worms as RFK and isn’t providing them anymore

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Let me demonstrate “Me flirting”

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It would all change if every woman refused to fuck guys

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😂

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Distraction. Epstein Files

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I might have asked before but I’m gonna again Is that the Gulf of Mexico? Or Atlantic?

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How’s the water?