This is so true and relatable.
Austin Texas. Love the Steelers and the Nittany Lions and Pizza. As far as details I have all my fingers and toes and most of my hair and have been told I do not look like a potato.
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This is so true and relatable.
Hi Ghosty
It will be a few months before we see anything close to that. It was 103 yesterday.
I have no idea what any of that means except the sore back. But if you did well congrats, if not there is always tomorrow.
"I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!"
Looks like your jacket/vest saved you as your shirted melted off.
So true.
I just had this discussion as I fly in for work. I use JFK as our office is on Long Island but other people use Laguardia. I think the main thing to remember is no matter where you fly into the Uber will be close to 200 wherver you go after that.
We approve.
I am jealous.
I asked AI to make me look hot and it made a picture of me being dropped into a volcano. I will take it.
What we got here is faulure to communicate.
That is very Goud-a of you.
Can you tell my person is cheese?
King Mack is a football name.
Happy Birthday @yinzersosmart.bsky.social
I had that happen with a hat. It was an amazing feeling.
Six the Musical or Hamilton.
I was still in my twenties when they went to a 53 man roster if that tells you anything.
So it appears my problem was incorrect posture and posing.
We are the same up until the very last line.
I heard a rumor that Taylor Swift is engaged. You did not hear it from me.
Pssstt I see Dead People.
Why yes I do enjoy pulling my pants up to my chest. I will not be taking questions at this time.
I am reading one of the best history books I have read in a long time. It is called These Truths and I highly recommend it.
Sometimes that first cup of coffee hits just right.
Amen to that
Good luck to the fledging Chieflettes
Cheers to the freakin weekend.
Poor Ghostie
It is really wonderful around Christmas time.
I just got the list of National Days and pick something interesting.
For some reason I always associated hair removal with Brazil.
I do not have a clue.
Happy National Brazilian Blowout Day to all those who celebrate. I am The Cheese and I approve this message.
We used to call it Myrtle Beach in the Mountains.
Happy Day after my birthday for all those who celebrate.
Gadzooks
In the immortal words of Queen: Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go 'round
Today is mine.
Oh man did I love that song when it came out.
Oh the places you will go.
That is a new one to me also.
In the words of the great philosopher Nelly.... Hey... must be the money.
Nuthing but A G Thang is solely responsible for my knowledge of California cities.
They've gone plaid.
All of a sudden Reddit is showing me workout and bald posts. They do not even know me.
Great song for working in the yard open.spotify.com/track/64dHj8...
Dear Women near me who are interested in meeting: I am married but thank you for the offer. Also I do not understand why you want Apple Gift cards to seal the deal.
I had a moment where I caught my reflection in the mirror this morning and all I can say is dog gone it I am one sexy dude.
I talked with my mom yesterday and she said I am about to turn old next week. So I have that going for me.
Which film remind you most of your childhood?
I want one
There is no song that makes me feel likeI can sing.
The wind beneath my wings.
Hey this does not mean that all of us ugly people do this crap.
I have to admit being on EST for a few days was nice. No need to do the math every time a meeting is mentioned to determine is the person suggesting the time on the East Coast or West Coast and either subtracting 1 or adding 2.
I know I am old but I still struggle with understanding things such as I woke up in NY this morning and had breakfast and lunch in NY and had dinner in Texas. 15 Year old me would not understand this.
I wore one on my head once trying to recreate the scene from Weird Science.
You get oven mitts and they get oven mitts. Everyone gets oven mitts.
Welcome aboard. You are our newest rep for the North Eastern US.
I want to bring awareness to the wanton desctruction of fruit stands in TV shows and movies. There is no need for these harmless fruit and vegetables to be run over in the name of entertainment. Stand with me and say NO MORE.
I am sorry for your loss. I have yet to find the right words to use in situations like this but I am thinking of your family and sending strength.
That is awesome.
Today is NATIONAL BOOK LOVERS DAY and to all those who celebrate I hope you enjoy. I believe reading is good for the brain and imagination so grab a book and your swimsuit and meet me by the pool.
Today is the day I make fetch happen. Also my birthday is in 11 days if you would like my shopping list.
You had me at pasty.
I do... but I really liked this one.
Oh no my favorite AI company ( which I pay for) just partnered with Truth Social. Not sure what I am going to do with you Perplexity.
If you consider Linkedin social media then that and here.
For any of you out there trying to bring sexy back you can stop. I have completed the task.
Gadzooks
Did you give me your stabby?
If you see me out there mind ya business.
Do not have any. Is there a plan B?
I do not know why but I feel stabby today.
Chunks
I will take some watermelon. Please and thanks.
Let's hear it for Texas. Now I have to tell people I am from New Mexico when I travel.
This is me today.
I just saw an article where our fearless leader is going to reduce drug prices by 1500%. That means the insurance company will be paying me big time to use their meds. I look forward to this happening post haste. I am the Cheese and I approve this message.
gadzooks
My wife wants an L shaped couch. I told her ours is L shaped just lower case.
Happy Big Forehead Day to those who celebrate. Also I just wanted to say the first cup of coffee this morning was on the money.
There should be a way to unfollow someone that has the same feeling as slamming down a phone.
Starla smelling the neighbors brisket.
I was considering getting a Brazilian Butt Lift. Any down sides I should be aware of?
The ole I will show you mine if you show me yours trick I see.
I got 99 problems but can only remember about 6 of them.
That is perfect
Just remember that Ozzy Osbourne outlived Richard Simmons.
No better feeling than leaving a job that you do not love.
3-6-9, damn, you fine
Safe travels
gracias