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C'mon Iran, Im betting a pretty penny
No, this is Patrick
Apparently JD Vance is botting his Bluesky Account. #JDVance #Couch
STAY AWAY
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Stay away. #FuckVance
GO FUCK YOURSELF
He what
I go inactive for over a month and I come back to see 2,000 fellow couches.
Penguins beat Trump in the trade war. #Penguins #FuckTrump
Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
C't'une fois un gars, on va l'appeler @jd-vance-1.bsky.social qui rencontre un sofa, qu'on va nommer @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social . Ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants. 🤗
Maybe
Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President
Penguins beat Trump in the trade war. #Penguins #FuckTrump
Says the republican in a democratic hoodie.
Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠
Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠 #JohnFettermanIsAMAGASellout
Damn dude it'd be real embarrassing if you voted to confirm the woman in charge of defending this in court.
Beautiful ratio. As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump #JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump
General tip: If you see a Cybertruck infront of you on the road, maybe change lanes and back up a bit. That shit is a polygonal firebomb on wheels
"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump *Crashes Economy*
"Your gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning"-T/ump *Crashes Economy*
Bad day to have China as your largest business partner.
Overrated car brand. No one except the MAGAts buy Tesler.
And then several months after Johnson rejects, "The left won't even debate me"-Johnson
Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.
All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.
How do you add a reporter to a private Government group chat??? This administration is a joke.
🇺🇸ICE #FreeJasmineMooney🇨🇦 This is an illegal detention. 🇺🇸Wake up!!! Start fighting back!!! youtu.be/dTsIzFryEBg
Cultural Genocide vs. Arson
IS AMERICA GREAT AGAIN YET????
Merkley: "The best time to take on a tyrant is as early as possible. And this is the moment."
BOTH REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS HAVE FUCKED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE, MEDICAID, & 401K.
Democrats are really just going to sit by and watch the country get raped and pillaged by billionaires. The time has come folks... we either shit or get off the pot.
Trump Is Still Trying to Undermine Elections! Now that Trump has installed election deniers throughout his Administration, he has been busy dismantling the guardrails protecting voting and voters. www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
A measles outbreak was not on my 2025 bingo card.
one of the things i truly believe is that a significant portion of this country is in the grip of a death cult
You can tell who’s in charge there. I’ll give you a hint. It ain’t Trump.
Trump is a literal puppet for Elon.
Firing all those people wasn't a really good idea now was it?
Overrated car brand with CEO known for a Nazi salute has its stock plummet? *Gasp*
X engineers clocking in this morning
Eggs are still more expensive
Not technically a plane crash, but still…
Yes, Toronto booed the US anthem at Elimination Chamber, they also sang along loudly to Oh Canada
@realjdvancescouch.bsky.social JD was given the bad cop assignment but Trump can’t do good cop. So the result was a shit show with poor Lindsey looking like he just got ran over by JD’s couch. The EU and Ukrainians should talk to China about military aid as a FY to Don and couch boy.
Perhaps Nikki wants to consult a mirror?
Current mood:
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"Don't call me a dick." - Elon Musk, dick
“billionaires first” mindset from MAGAts
If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.
💀 Russia loses 1,180 troops in past 24 hours
He’s GOLFING in Miami😏 So very Marie Antoinette😏 #LetThemEatCake
Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.
Tux means tuxedo IKEA means JD’s heaven
NEW: Minnesota was just ranked a top state both to retire and to raise a family. By investing in the things that matter – economic opportunity, health and safety, and strong communities – we’re building the best state for all Minnesotans from childhood through retirement.
VERY little known loophole, it’s been here since the Bush1 and Billionaires have kept it a little known fact. They lobbied Congress for years to keep the loophole
Billionaires dodging taxes because of the Glup Shitto loop hole
I will post this everyday a plane crashes under Trump
New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...
No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.
1825: Die of dysentery 2025: Die of Bird Flu
It was an honor to sign the guest book in the home of Anne Frank. I was here as a younger man and thought about her life as a dark chapter of history. Today, I can’t help but think of her story as one of caution. Our world is fragile, and it’s incumbent on us not to break it.
Crockett: "It's just that they're idiots. These are the same guys as it relates to our nuclear stockpile, they're like, 'Oh, wait a minute, we needed those guys? Can we get them back? Oh, we don't know how to.' I don't know how anyone can look at this administration & feel a semblance of confidence"
It’s nice that the Target founder’s heirs oppose canceling DEI & sidelining Black-owned products, but they don’t run the company—and Target has made its stance clear. @Target.com: There’s nothing you sell that I can’t find elsewhere. I don’t shop where I’m not welcome. You’ve already been replaced.
I'm feeling nostalgic for competence.
Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to have Pete Buttigieg's salary reduced to $1 in November 2023. Does she think Sean Duffy should keep his job if planes can't manage to stay in the sky?
Katie Britt: "Oversight is back" (In fact, one of the first things Trump did upon returning to the White House was fire inspectors general)
There were ZERO fatal accidents in commercial aviation in 2023.
How many plane crashes and mass shootings will it take for Americans to care about their own safety? 🤔
1/29/25: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31/25: Crash in Philly 2/5/25: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6/25: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10/25: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12/25: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16/25: Crash in Covington, GA
This is what our Transportation Secretary was doing yesterday as planes are crashing on a near-daily basis. I cannot remember a more dangerous time to fly and yet this reality TV actor-turned-Cabinet Secretary is busy watching cars drive laps at the Daytona 500.
Elon collecting his Government subsidies:
They're using fear to bully you into compliance. Fear of losing your job, your savings, your Medicare/medicaid, your rights, your freedom. They're using fear to bully our allies, to break our alliances and promises. What do they have to fear? Nothing so far. That needs to change.
Meanwhile Elon collecting his Government subsidies:
I have a feeling we shouldn’t let an AI decide what to cut.
Margret Thatcher now has a competitor as the world’s favorite public toilet
That isn’t the reason.
Not even six hours apart.
The amount of secondhand embarrassment I have even just watching this is through the roof.
The Internet is forever. I can't believe my own eyes.
What a coincidence that: 1. Trump announces the creation of a Sovereign Wealth Fund. 2. He wants 50% of Ukraine’s minerals. 3. Tried to have Z transfer it into a ‘Reconstruction Develop Fund’. 4. Head of Russian Sovereign Wealth Fund is part of the delegation meeting with Rubio in Saudi Arabia.