What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
I fucking hate having a car so much
Patting me on the head and telling me I'm a good, smart boy won't guarantee this site will be a success but it couldn't hurt, y'know?
If it turns out he's actually been dead this whole time, I'll laugh until I start choking
i've decided that making fun of british food is now gen x coded. continue this discourse at your own peril
my craven need for engagement has me using hashtags like it's 2012 again
if you had to choose the best year for cinema, one pre- and post- 1990, what would they be? #filmsky #moviesky
I had a great year, my top five were "3D printing," "body shaming," "phishing," "senior moment," and "transphobe"
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So what was up with that one lady who was waiting for her sizzling fajitas?
I'm ranking Caleb Hearon #1 for mayor
The birth rate going down is not an inherent negative bc ppl should have control over their own bodies and lives and any actual problems resulting from the drop can be better addressed by building a stronger social safety net for the elderly
Always gotta at least try the local breakfast diner
Vaccines would still be a good idea even if they did cause autism
I am doing a Sober September, better get my drinks in while I can
But, y'know, I'm not infallible. . .
It's not going to happen. I'm sorry, I've gotten my hopes up too many times before
The new acting CDC director keeps touching my tummy with wet fingers and saying, "gimme those kidneys." Hitting him with a broom makes him scuttle to the opposite end of the room. But he always manages to circle back around
Time to drink enough caffeine to induce a hypomanic episode and let loose
Shut the fuck up, I hope they tax you so hard you have to wear a barrel with suspenders
It is true that Labor Day was the neutered substitute created to draw energy away from the radicalism surrounding May Day but a three day weekend is a three day weekend
Hell yeah man it's Fuck Yeah Friday
"[I]t was funny."
I resent that
theyβre calling the most recent shooter in minnesota trans to ignore the fact that there has been an organized group of far-right suicidal school shooters and this person is very likely going to be linked to them as well
Haha hangovers fucking suck
If I post good enough they'll let me have a 1 line role in The Bear or Abbott Elementary. That's the goal.
this is what anti-trans disinformation campaigns look like btw voteblue in bio and posts farm reposts and follow4follow from gullible libs spam anti-trans propaganda in replies
I need a fucking vacation
Fucking Hump Day, amiright?
I haven't heard her speak (and see no reason to change that), but every time I'm reminded she exists it's bc of some dumbass centrist, civility type shit. Who needs that?
Fuck Elissa Slotkin
Some days I kinda hate being the only guy and the only one under 40 at work
Gonna get some hardcore reading in today
Coffee time
God fucking damnit I forgot to get more office coffee
I thought it was great, fantastic villain and ending, gave it 3.5/5 on Letterboxd
you seen "Weapons" yet?
You ever have Detroit style pizza?
If I knew more gay dudes irl, they'd probably have a really funny joke about otters
What would be a good, semi-obscure animal to base a gimmick around? Thinking maybe a pine martin or a bush dog, something with not weasel or dog vibes but adjacent to those vibes
Capitalism and its enablers in all forms represent a screeching demonic entity opposed to all that is good
Piracy is so cool π΄ββ οΈπ¦π«
βBluesky is bad because the people here can be annoyingβ boy do I have some terrible news for you about people generally
People have questions about trans teens in sports! They also have questions about Jews in banks and a tyrannical federal government freeing the slaves!
Hey Newsome freaks, why don't you try finding somebody who doesn't suck ass if you want people to stop talking shit?
Not to be too dramatic but I think everyone comfortable using the r slur needs to be punched in the throat every time they say that word.
Think my favorite form of racist pseudoscience is the theory that the Portuguese Empire wasn't racist bc Portugal is hot
Karate is so cool
All-timer here, thought I was having a stroke for half a second before I saw the account
The National Guard is gonna put every city with pop over 100k under armed occupation, who the fuck cares about "birthing person"?
Why are we stuck fighting an imaginary college student from 2018? Why can't we focus on what matters?
What's your Chinese zodiac and element? Mine's fire rat π₯π
it's about an even mix of people who followed me over on twitter and those "70k following 65k followers" resist lib accounts
Or a British group chat
Fun fact, Louis Farrakhan used to be a Calypso singer named Calypso Gene
this seems like a very good idea actually
Good morning everybody happy Friday
I hope this actually translates into the books circulating freely although I'm pessimistic
Superintendent Chalmers is a Simpson character I could actually use as a role model, got a just let the crazy wash over you and not overthink it
I think whoever invented the term micro-cheating should get their ass beat
We're up to two steps back, two steps forward
Mexican mules (the cocktail) make it all better
My car situation is currently a one step forward, two steps back deal
Savoring that little bit of joy you get when you find an old Twitter mutual on here
I see no problems with this, give regular people options like this, public transport, and walking so we can leave the cars to the actual hobbyists
Why are companies so fucking opposed to just telling you what their hours are
Just having an awful fucking time
Gotta chill the fuck out so the stress doesn't kill me before the thing that's supposed to kill me kills me
I feel like I should have something meaningful to say about current events since I'm not funny enough to cut it as a 100% shit poster
Gonna be out of town for a long weekend, so hopefully that'll make avoiding "Weapons" spoilers easier
Some orange wine in a garden would fix me
Another one of those days that makes you just fucking hate having a car
I hate the United Kingdom so much
National Rum Day falls on a long weekend I'll be at a cousin's wedding so I'm gonna be ordering mojitos
I watched this over Christmas and at the end I just thought about how the description I heard made it sound like Nathan Lane in drag was gonna be a much bigger part of it
The 70s was an awesome time for movies
Trying to be a little more mindful about caffeine consumption
I love karate, or kara-tay as some call it
Catch-22 is still one of the greatest books ever written
I've started calling Thursday "Friday Eve"
Gonna be a better than average posting weekend, I can feel it
I hope everyone who was bitching about climate austerity for a second a while ago feel ashamed of themselves
The bisexuals have unionized and entered a tenuous alliance with the pansexual and gender fluids following a brief but intense jurisdiction dispute
The rain yesterday cleared out the wildfire smoke, pretty happy about that
I for one would welcome rule from crustaceous overlords
Anybody have any beginner texts on degrowth they'd recommend?
In less than five years selling clean air in bottles like in the Lorax will be the moderate position π«©
The air quality here is gonna drive me fucking insane
I think those who force others to endure unhealthy air conditions for their own financial gain should be punished in terms beyond which can be understood by normal human beings
DuckDuckGo has added a feature to filter out AI images from search results.
My most boomer take is we never should've let people get this comfortable face timing in public
I saw one episode of Go On, I thought it was pretty good
I fucking love how the announces made sure to specify his wife and youngest child *just* got out of the hospital
This is such bullshit
This is distinct but closely related to all those "AI slop proves the necessity of snobs" takes I've seen floating around and fully agree with
Yes, actually, the man who made one of the greatest accomplishments of American pop culture in the last 45 years is allowed to shit talk creators who freely admit they're only in it for the money