That flipping Rapture better not put paid to my mince pie scoffing.
That flipping Rapture better not put paid to my mince pie scoffing.
Yes, I was complaining about Christmas items being in the shops too early but, y'know. Good Housekeeping Institute approved these and they're never wrong.
The banana skin was edited out.
Haha, made me laugh.
Crapture more like.
Been to Home Bargains and nearly missed The Rapture.
The Rapture tank on the TL is now 82% full.
You bring joy.
Just had a windfall! Apple which had fallen from the tree. π
Wishing you and yours a happy Equinox, with many Mabon/Eostra blessings π«ΆπππΎπ±π«Άπββ¬ x
Willow's known hunger. Or finds ham irresistible. Probably both.
*Rapturous applause* ππ
Religious dinosaurs were caught in the velocirapture
.... and other "replace Christmas with The Rapture" ideas.
Just got a Rapture card from someone who wasn't on my list. Doh!
The Rapture comes around earlier every year.
Oh, that was _him_?
I'm glad.
Oh my. π
Brave boy, Pooch. There are lots of sticks waiting for you when you're up and about. πΎ
Haha, too kind and you're very welcome!
Wouldn't put that last bit on the posters. π Hope it goes well!
By the way, if you happen to be in Bognor Regis, of all places, this afternoon, we - Plastic Jeezus - are playing a rare set at a ukulele festival on the seafront. We're headlining at 3:45, I think, and I have no idea how we're gonna get through an hour, given that we normally do 20 mins these days.
53 seems young to me! There's no rust on your chassis, as far as I can see. So be like Herbie & beetle around There's lots to be found in London town (Though it's years since I've been down). Ian, I've rhymed myself into a corner here so I'll just say, Happiest of birthdays to you! x πππ‘
Haha, well there you are. You've had a healthy breakfast so you'll be hungry again in time for a massive roast dinner. Bon appetit!
I like the look of that, Pengy but probably for a light lunch, rather than breakfast because I don't eat much first thing. Enjoy!
Haha, absolutely brilliant! Want one *jealously sulks*
Stouffer! x 4
I often think of him. X
CapyBatman. #art #capybara #BatmanDay
ROBIN: the batmobile wonβt start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: whatβs a tery
You've been through such a lot lately so how could you remain dry eyed through such an emotional film, especially with the "Daddy" content? Sending love to you and keeping fingers crossed for Min. xxx
You dafty! Being a budgie, it's probably feathers. π
Ah, right. That makes more sense now. I should have checked before jumping in!
A treat for us both!
Sorry, Karen, I thought it was a general poll. Of course, we all find different things funny so I wasn't criticising your choices. It'd be a strange old world if we were all the same, wouldn't it?
"Disheartened", sorry. Can't even spell now, doh!
It's a dizzy spell, which will pass. Much love and a cup of coffee to you. β
James Acaster? He's in the top ten, surely? π€―
Oh, I do love those starring Jeremy Brett, too. If you don't like it, fair enough but I thought it might be worth a try. If not, perhaps a revisit of the Jeremy Brett ones is in order and I'll probably join you.
Exactly! We go one better and have dog hair to complete the embellishment. π
Haha! Miss Lupin! *Shocked face* π
I suppose if you put it like that, it's disappointing but "slow but steady wins the race" so try not to be dishearted. *Hugs*
Beautiful!
4 pounds is quite a lot, isn't it, Beaky? It's 2 bags of sugar. Sometimes, scales can be deceptive. Please don't be despondent. π
πββ¬π―οΈ What a lovely dress. Do you know what would make it even nicer? Cat hairs. πΈ
At the same time I'd hate to be cancelled. That's me all over.
One day I hope to be ubiquitous. That's me all over.
Hope all goes well!
Posting stuff about Benedict Cumberbatch doesn't half play havoc with your character limit. Well, obviously, it hasn't here but you know how I tend to go on.
@avantgardening.pl Morning, Robin. Are you still looking for interesting telly programmes? Not sure if it will be your cup of tea but I've recently re-watched "Sherlock", starring Benedict Cumberbatch & Martin Freeman & enjoyed it v. much. It's clever & fast paced, ideal for a smarty pants like you!
Anyway hereβs a pic of what I got up ridiculously early for. Sadly my phone doesnβt really do it justice.
Wow, amazing! Thank you for the early start; it was well worth it. π
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@kowbayashi.bsky.social Is today a special day for the nicest Moo I know? It's pissing down in this North Wales town but at least it isn't snow (yet) I hope it won't dampen your spirits & spirits will be imbibed Laughter's the best medicine & today it's been prescribed Happy birthday, Moo! xx ππ₯π
Haha, I'm glad. π
Yes, it's good here and even better now more Twitter people are here. Please feel free to have a look down my following list and see if you recognise any. I know, it's such a shame about Twitter now. It used to be such fun but Bluesky has a promising feel to it.
T-shiRts, oh dear. That's an unfortunate spelling mistake. π³
That's such a lovely thing. You'll live long enough to see it grow a little bit more each year, possibly even stronger now, after a fresh start and to watch the birds enjoying their tree again. I love blossom time; it's my favourite time of year, seeing new life all around. β€οΈ
Well, that really is special and isn't it nice that you can all go together and enjoy the same type of humour? And t-shits, too? A birthday to remember, I'm sure.
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I'm so pleased to see you here, Rab. Hope you enjoy it.
Iβm at that stage of life where I look at a lovely view and my first thought is, βThat would make a great jigsawβ
Anyone want my ticket for this tonight? E17 (Free) End of week conked out
Aww, what a treat. Enjoy!
It's published in three weeks by @michaeljbooks.bsky.social but why not "beat the rush" and preorder my debut novel, The Dogwalkers Detective Agency? Dogs, gags and cosy crime in a seaside setting. What's not to love?πΆπ¨ππ www.penguin.co.uk/books/469431...
Sorry to hear that, Jim. Better luck next time.
The cat has chosen and her owner must obey. πΈ
Yes!
Iβll be heading to the lovely Bridgewater Hall in Manchester October 26th 3pm to talk with the marvellous Roisin Conaty about my memoir. Tix are Β£40 which is reasonable as it includes the book. Hope to see you there! π€β₯οΈππ
But what a beautiful visitor you have. π
Otherwise, it would be called "plurals". π
Red squirrel population thriving on Isle of Wight and could almost double, study finds
Fingers crossed here, too. π€
Just 52 of 200 left! If you order before 2 pm, your Indy print will fly out today. bsky.app/profile/toky...
Chelsea Preston Crayford, stupid autocorrect! π
Her name's Chelsea Preston Crawford and she's got long, blonde like hair like yours in this role. I think you look alike. She's pretty!
Evening R. I wouldn't post earlier in case you were resting but have you seen "A Remarkable Place to Die" on U& Drama? There's a detective in it, AnaΓ―s, who looks like you!
*Chef's kiss* Perfect!
Lovely, Elle and nice and easy to wrap! π
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Which we wouldn't be without, of course. πΎπΎ
Trapped under a cat; a tale as old as time. π½
It's too much, Jools. I'll be in denial until it creeps up on me unawares and then I suppose it'll be my own fault for ignoring it for too long.
I know it well. There's a nice, dog friendly pub there. It is a long way and I bet you were tired when you got here. Didn't show in the photos, though. You all looked radiant! x
There's a theme developing here of impatient pets waking us twirly for food. πΈπ
Haha, don't give them ideas. π
Oh, she's far more patient than my lot. What a good girl! I think when you've got five cats, they gang up on you. πΈ
Ace, love it! π
They're having a laugh, Minty!
Ha, good luck with that, says Banksy. πββ¬ I do love the expression.
Is it when your feline pet wakes in the morning and you need to prepare some breakfast for him/her? π
That wasn't a spelling mistake. We do say, "twirly" for "too early" around these parts.
I've had one delivery from Ocado and now they're mithering me to "book my Christmas slot". Ooh err, missus. It's twirly, isn't it?
Oh, they are and a recipe book with those illustrations would grace any kitchen.
Beautiful!
All the jelly jars labelled. I do so enjoy this, I wish I knew that the people who receive them enjoy the labels almost as much as they do the preserves
You mean he behaves this badly when he's sober? π«’