Remembering some of our beefiest boys
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Remembering some of our beefiest boys
It’s wild the degree to which congress has unilaterally disarmed and effectively ceased to function
There is an idea for an incredible Final Destination script in here somewhere
Johnny B. Goode does whip though
Forgot about this, lmao
🎯
Clearly didn’t reckon on the car dealership to Trump administration pipeline
Excited that people are saying Zohran Mamdani is hot…the age of the patchy bearded man draws near. Our time is nigh.
In retrospect, the History Channel was a mistake
Ryan Helsley is a psyop
I mean there were a lot of mistaken decisions that got them in this mess in the first place. Davies is one of them
Go be a Republican then, dickhead
*my longest LET'S FUCKIN GO ever* 📽️
The choices are theoretically much more difficult in January when hurt guys are back, but that’s a worry about it if and when you get there problem
It’s fine as long as Tel gets those minutes in the league after CL matches
In the end there was one tough decision (Tel) and five obvious ones. 🤷♂️
Hope Tel’s agent isn’t a relative or holidays this year are gonna be extremely awkward
This is the kind of pandering you love to see
Without a doubt trump has been writing musicals, not screenplays
"oh, so you're saying--" no. i'm saying the thing i said, not the thing you made up. go back and read the thing i said
I think it’s bad that the US is murdering people in international waters to create content for the president’s social media
True Detective: Magnum
They absolutely can’t stop making him sound awesome
Wow I completely memory-holed how Stambouli parlayed his 12 Premier League appearances into a move to PSG. Now that’s street magic
Who is the most remember some Poch guys guy and why is it Benjamin Stambouli?
Remembering some Poch guys isn’t much fun (they barely signed anybody for years)
Ohtani did what now?
Boy if only the Mets could pitch even a little bit right now
Btw if it was an alien invasion movie his character would try to sell out humanity and get fucking vaporized
If you wrote this smarmy motherfucker into a movie no one would find it believable
Mmm hmm
Actually Trump was the name of the doctor
Der Starmer just pops right in there, doesn’t it?
the late donald trump
Just as soon as we get the formula right
“He’s not dead!” “No, but his career is.”
Feel like it’s important to show up on time for the press conference where you tell everyone the president isn’t dead
They kinda have to?
Does feel like an usual number of things went wrong this summer, even by Tottenham’s lofty standards
I also fully accept the inevitable reply that timing wise they could have done a lot of this before the Maddison/Solanke injuries scrambled the final weeks
Basically a decent window and they’re back to square one. If everyone in the starting XI stays healthy they should be pretty good. I hope everyone in the starting XI stays healthy.
My last transfer window comment is that I *think* it might have looked a little different if they didn’t have to effectively replace Son, Maddison, Kulusevski and Solanke before they could try to address the squad’s weaknesses (LCB/LB depth, passing in midfield, etc)
Tottenham was also there
“A decisive victory for outcome over process." C+
Oh my god
Well at least there’s a gam- ah shit
No bomba?
He’s giving Bill Belichick the medal of freedom
People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
Right? Out of nowhere
Tottenham’s transfer window, much like my senior thesis: Solid early output A couple of big ideas that completely fell apart Weeks of neglect and inactivity Panic Desperation Cramming months of work into 2-3 days, while missing important benchmarks, but technically completing the assignment
Plan?
The lesson is always throw a public fit
A few weeks ago no one could get out of the 5th and now it’s the 4th 😬
This is like 2007 levels of can anyone get an out?
Only 122 days until the transfer window opens!
OH GOD IT SLAMMED SHUT ARE YOU OK?
Everyone remember to pull your fingers away from the window sill
Find someone who looks at you the way Tottenham looks at an under-strength defensive depth chart
Well both of his legs are still attached in the photo, so
Solanke is fine and Tottenham were running an elaborate medical insurance scam that he’s just ruined
Go birds
Poor Crystal Palace. Just imagine having a deal in place for a new player only for another London team to muscle in and hijack it
80 minutes and we can go back to manifesting that other important thing
Sky Sports has the pictures ☠️
RKM is the guy behind him
Oh noooo he’s in the car with Kolo Muani
Lange is locked in catering lmao
Pretty annoying that, because of injuries, even with new players in still one injury away from another crisis at several positions
Happy Labor Day 🙂
Tottenham’s remaining goals for deadline day: Sign a winger and a centerback, find and kill god
Akanji
There’s bad summers and then there’s Newcastle’s summer
Yeah well I’m an idiot and messed up the screenshot but you get the idea
Liver stream indeed
It’s fine for a center back I guess
Very funny bit that transfer deadline is on Labor Day
Don’t think RKM is very good but he’s a body and there’s no long term commitment. Wish starters would stop breaking so they could actually build out the squad instead of replacing busted parts, but that’s life, Susan
So Dom broke huh?
Extremely modern football that these are not the green bars for, like, an attacking midfielder
If I was Fabrizio Romano I would simply wait until the transfer window closes and then see which footballers are playing for each team, it would be much easier
Get Solomon tf outta here already
The vibes sure got rancid again fast
Happy Labor Day Weekend folks
It’d be kinda fitting if Clinton and Trump died on the same day like Epstein Island’s Jefferson and Adams
A drive into deep left by Castellanos
They also sold Diaz and Darwin and they’re selling Elliott
Nothing yet, but he’s about to asked 15,000 times how he feels about Alex Isak
He’s getting replaced by Isak already
Hugo Ekitike please call your media training consultant