Is the name accurate? It will be by the time I'm done
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Is the name accurate? It will be by the time I'm done
I do have a positive ID, I think. Please forward this to Kash Patel
every basement party in college
dril from the top rope 💀
mmm, no, this is literally how they make a profit.
"please stop shouting "Lisa needs braces""
Even the best health insurer only does well when they take the most money from you while paying the least in benefit, though.
If you're protesting ICE in Chicago, let me know at sheryl@weikallaw.com if you need free legal training or legal support. If you're arrested protesting ICE, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
I was stared at in World of Coke for reflexively shouting "JESUS CHRIST NO WONDER THEY LOST THE WAR" when I tasted it. I had two more cups because I could not believe how awful it was.
"YES! BLEH BLEH BLEH, YES!!!"
and another thing: i'm not a song from the sixties. please don't put in the newspaper that i'm a song from the sixties
damn, I see I'm too late for a TAKE OFF YA HOZIER here
I promise you she was in mortal terror of Drop Bears the entire time
Do you remember when gas was $1.99 a gallon and a three-piece chicken tenders meal was $4.99? Royal Farms remembers
Slept in my Anal Cunt t-shirt and I Got Athlete's Foot Showering at Mike's
Slept in a Cannibal Corpse shirt and told my partner I Cum Blood
stay mad little man, Dale Earnhardt doesn't think about you at all
the true question: would it/did it matter at all in the end?
Go to hell for reminding me that this is real and not a collective, terrifying hallucination
I refuse to recognize Curly Joe
*does jerkoff motion until hand exceeds the speed of light*
The Russian checks ain't clearing yet and they don't work for free
Also youtu.be/YVUBMJuqo5g?...
still fond of that time that Snake found a METAL GEARRRRR? www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5aD...
What the fuck are you telling us for? That's supposed to be YOUR job you useless, vestigal tit.
Mitch McConnell stands over the body holding a smoking pirate derringer from the 1750s. "I wanted to do one good thing before I died" he croaks. The threat gone, his neck pouch slowly deflates.
no, they wouldn't, they'd say "wow, that's amazing, someone taught that catcher's mitt how to walk"
"Why don't kids talk to strangers at the airport anymore" says heroin-addled weasel
Nor should they if we're being completely honest
Sirhan Sirhan's greatest sin is that he stopped at only one Robert Kennedy
sir, this is South Carolina erasure
They aren't saying this for people who go places, they're saying it for shut-ins who have never been more than 50 miles from their homes in Bumblefuck, Alabama
wow, you really can't help illustrating the point, can you?
my dude I heard it many a time from Extremely Online leftists who don't think harm reduction exists, eternal children that think that if they don't get everything they want immediately no one should get anything, huffing their own farts while wasting a vote on Cornel fucking West
ZOUNDS!
D) Bowser E) Luigi
WHERE'S MY PIANO. D- EBAY FEEDBACK FOR YOU
jesus these dopes still try the "i'm not mad, actually i'm laughing" method of Posting Through It?
or used Word. That motherfucker LOVES subbing them in on me.
big swing from Mr. 7%
"Nostalgic Americana" - white people who have never been to a rural area. Wanna know what they sell at the actual old country store? Head cheese and flashcubes that have been on the shelf since 1988.
yeah, in the Cucco District
knock knock "who's there?" 9/11 "9/11 who?" YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET
Try this shit in Philly, I beg you.
Generative AI may be the only thing in the world more joyless and lazy than Greg Land art
no better way to sling webs
ENGLISH TEACHER: summarize the themes of Poe's "The Raven" and Coleridge's "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" ME:
Please explain for everyone what is "full of shit", because there is not a single inaccurate word in those screengrabs.
9/10 pull
1. sorry 2. i'm sorry 3. i'm trying to delete it 4. fuck 5. shi-
I have never been more targeted in my entire fucking life
Tecmo Bowl: The Motion Picture (1989)
"5-Down six letters: Emma Stone has two of them" ....Boober?
Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.
uh oh, you've summoned the Purity Spiral Circlejerk Brigade
cheat mode not allowed
depends on how much of a can-do attitude that infantryman had after the war
just roll an alt and defraud the goonfund, that's a popular option
how do it know?!?
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
PANCAKES! At the Disco
Ninja Turtles just wrecking Joe Polito's shit over here
see I can't like this knowing the things I do about Roy Williams back in the day. Did you know he eats an entire box of raw Bisquick for breakfast every morning? No liquid, just dumps the powder down his open throat
I absolutely positively do not fucking trust this man
nice try Andross
Robbed by Highlanders
SURPRISE! It's nothing but CG and anime porn.
Patience, he only has two hands
ALL OF THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO FASCIST YEETING THERE.
that dog's eatin' good tonight
His Criterion 4k of 'Zoo' has been shipped
As a mourner of Andre the Giant I'm gonna powerbomb those fucking flowers
Nail on the head about how abysmal getting super serious or grim with the FF is. The current Ryan North run that's been going for a few years is fun as hell though.
Whoops Don't ya just love live TV?
Never has, that's why it's called "Public" as opposed to "Private" you nitwits
"mom, what is that man doing to that chili dog?'
Apparently Totoro was shown as a double bill with Grave of the Fireflies when it opened, which is hilarious
dude called it Alligator Alcatraz because he thought we were storing Killer Croc there
Strawberry Trap Queen
I mean, Mellon Arena did kind of threaten to collapse and kill everyone all on its own for years
actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
It's a long-running theme with tankies, vatniks, and reactionary crybabies. See also Noam Chomsky's weird conviction that the Soviets had no agency whatsoever 1945-1991.
just rolling up into the Capitol and Legolas-quick-drawing
Too drunk to understand something this simple means you should probably head for the emergency room.
But please, by all means if you have evidence that the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists were murdered, I'm sure they'd like to know all about it.
ah, the good old "accuse someone of being in on your pet conspiracy when they call it out as bullshit" gambit. You came in claiming that "all the journalists" who broke the Panama Papers story were murdered, a ridiculous claim based on inflating a *previous* bullshit claim.
yeah you're really not helping anything with that nonsense, but thanks for playing.
lol, nope. *A* journalist was killed in Malta, social media conspiracy dopes claimed it was because she broke the Panama Papers story, and turns out she had nothing to do with breaking it in the first place.
Ebert's description of it as "gently weird" has never left my head. It is a Perfect Phrase
already mourning that stroller
The purpose of the United States Constitution is to prevent the rise of tyranny. It failed to achieve that purpose. We can obviously blame political elites across the spectrum for its failure; but it’s also worth contending with the fact that our political system is no longer fit for purpose.
"which Nintendo console should we put in the Ultimate gaming rig, Frank?"
Doing their best to ban Guy Mann from the airwaves
remember when these fucking freaks were confined to FreeRepublic dot com?
Teach us how to eat peanut butter out of 5 gallon buckets and distill rainwater/saltwater
Imagine the pain we would all be spared if Hinckley had just aimed better
look at those fucking dead eyes.
