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It's quite funny how "The Argument" was presented as a left/liberal publication and they were incapable of holding that pretense for a nanosecond, the whole thing has been "you should post on X," "you should be nice to your MAGA family members," and "JD Vance isn't so bad."
The common denominator in every place where birth rates are dropping is women’s increased access to education.
9/2/25
IT'S HERE IT'S HAPPENING It's WEIRD
Seaman Gummy Worms (1999-2000): Sour gummy worms that came in a novelty contained shaped like a can of tuna, featuring the likeness of Seaman, from the eponymous Dreamcast game. When you opened it, it would say, “I’m Seaman. You can’t send me back if that’s what you’re thinking.”
Before this piece, I was unaware that Guantanamo detainees claimed to have thrown piss on then-Navy JAG DeSantis. Looks like Meatball Ron got sauced
well, at least we know it's the real Trump
This is why I am 100% for posting shit about BOY HE SURE DOES SEEM LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO DIE, WEIRD HOW QUIET HE’S BEEN entirely regardless of what the actual status of his health is It is almost certainly bothering them and if so that’s unqualifiedly good
The most "Please don't put in the papers..." President we've ever had.
oh that was a fruitful google lol
America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive
I took a nap. Is he dead or what?
www.buzzfeednews.com/article/benn...
I really don't think we've barely begun to come to terms with how tech companies have actively decided to destroy the basic infrastructure of human information to juice their share price
One of the wild things is the level of condescension you'll get from "tech experts" who will say "wrong answers from Google is good, actually". I would submit that anyone who doesn't understand why Google suddenly getting basic questions wrong, that it used to get right, is bad... may be off track.
SOLIDARITY! UFW President Teresa Romero joined thousands as they marched with @thelafed.bsky.social at the Los Angeles/Long Beach #LaborDay2025 march. Labor knows when we fight we win. #SolidaritySeason
it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
crazy right? even before i knew he was a cop i knew he definitely wasn't that dude
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
never thought I would ever skeet this phrase go Belgium
NEW: Belgium has decided to recognize Palestine as well take multiple measures against Israel, including -The ban of all settler goods from being imported -Sanctions on Smotrich and Ben Gvir -Restrictions on imports from Israeli businesses -No consular services to Israelis in the oPt
Fun thing about HARD BOILED is that if time passes between viewings you remember it as this cop action movie with big action scenes and then you rewatch it and you remember it's loads crazier than that and John Woo might be a goddamn lunatic.
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
People are melting down at a Tribune article about CHSD 230 considering adding Arabic to its language learning electives. I wasted time in the comments, which I normally avoid doing since it's useless and awful, but it led to possibly the funniest thing anybody's ever said to me about France.
When I remarked on the unicycle's corn dog valve cover at the State Fair's bike corral, a man in a cow costume produced another corn dog valve cover and gave it to me That's a statistically improbable sentence, but 100% true
a real cool thread
my smeg needs no redemption, it has no understanding of sin
We are only a month away, so remember: dont
I don't get how people don't realize that a technology that replaces junior and entry level positions in a field destroys that field. There's no skipping steps. You have to be a junior before you can be a senior, and if you don't have senior people, you don't have a field.
Trent Reznor backwards is Ron Zertnert. Ok goodnight everybody
Elizabeth Holmes posting success memes about lifting in prison is about as close to an actual pale horse in history.
always worth taking a moment to remind oneself of just how much of a shitheel Hank Ketcham was … don’t let that superlative nib technique fool you!
Pickle balls anyone?
Really moved by the desperation of a family searching for their son. Pte. Pickles went missing, disappeared into the mud. They wrote to the Red Cross to see if he was a prisoner of war. Sadly it was a no, but they held on to hope, engraving it on their family grave: menofworth.org.uk/harry-pickles/
Wattosports
New Mexico is overriding the federal government on the topic of COVID19 vaccines to ensure their residents can access them. States hold a tremendous amount of public health power. They should use it.
not the first person to make this observation but its rules that the "i wont let my body temple be defiled by putting seed oils or processed food in it" people and the "let me go behind the gym to inject these steroids i bought from a guy i met here" people have merged into the same group.
Ok but hear me out, what if we taxed the fuck out of really rich people
Me when my wife sees the browser history
damn Mafalda
Having a Slinger, which is hash browns under two hamburgers under four (?) eggs under roughly two gallons of chili. Fifteen bucks. I am the Anthony Bourdain of slop and you cannot stop me.
Due to a booking error Rudy Giuliani has been laid to rest in the parking lot at Woodlawn Mulch & Chip Depot
Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽
The DeSantis regime will do more to protect sidewalks from chalk than children from bullets.
nope, that one didn't have a y. well, one y but not two. god bless her.
Lillian St. Cyr, who acted under the name of Princess Red Wing, was born on the Winnebago Reservation and found movie stardom during the all-too-brief fad for Indigenous authenticity in American film. Here she is saving the hero in THE DAYS OF THE THUNDERING HERD.
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
post a random picture or else everything will go wrong in september
Here's a picture of a wee coo to lighten ye heart.
sorry, you're right
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
I don’t understand the bread thing. They still make white bread. Available at every supermarket and grocery store near you.
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
"You see that guy over there? I want you to go beat him up."
also a handy illustration of how far in advance the strips are written
Look I am clearly a heavy social media user but I also don’t need to validate my social media use by imagining that a politician having someone on their team who is good at making memes means that they would be a great president and have good policy ideas Like please be serious
“Love Will Tell Us Apart” was playing in the gelato place, so of course I started to mess with my kids, swaying in place and bumping them. “What is the purpose of that?!” my daughter cried, scurrying away. pffft kids these days don’t appreciate when their mother tries to goth club dance with them
I can’t find the lie in this.
Pretending eugenics and fascism are in no way related is like being aggressively ignorant in public
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Getting food poisoning and having to run through the entire set of Nickelodeons Guts and solve a Scooby Doo mystery with a living talking dog before you can use a toilet
"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
is it possible to have TOO much Restrained Summer Fun 🤔 anyway yes I now own an Extremely Tiny copy of Alan Turing's original essay on machine intelligence, citing Ada Lovelace. (because I made it, as one does) once one learns to make things into books truly the Sky becomes the Limit
im trying to think of a dennis quaid joke but nothing's coming to mind
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
knew a guy who taped robotech's very first airing in los angeles, with ads. he was very protective of that tape.
Need people to stop throwing every single media property into a 60 fps AI upscaler and uploading it to YouTube because the results never look good and it’s all operating under the weird gamer-based idea that, actually, Mystery Science Theater 3000 is better at 60 fps because more frames means smooth
Far right influencer Erick Erickson has a wife who has lung cancer and can’t get the COVID vaccine due to RFK Jr’s orders. A fact for which he blames … Joe Biden
I also admit to feeling a certain thrill in "Nobody has written a long review of this film in at least 110 years." And the giddy high of "I wrote 2,000 words about a one minute film and none of it was padding because the historical context was just that interesting!"
When did this become hotter than this?
I bring flowers to our knifefight and you are disarmed by the poetry of the gesture. we do not kiss, but we both want to. I never see you again. I think of you often
ooh yeah that one got me
we can just keep saying he's dead and refusing to credit or acknowledge anyone who refers to him being alive, this will work, trust me and just follow my lead
I won’t be seeing the new Frankenstein movie unless there’s a title card at the start explaining what Frankenstein is a metaphor for. I’m not wasting my time trying to figure it out.
I remember some comedian's joke from a long time ago, "isn't it great when the president leaves the country and we can all goof off." the only reason that joke worked was the shared understanding everyone had of this 👇
Reminder: Most mass shootings are carried out by cisgender men.
I also miss things that aren't actually gone, such as my mother's face when she hides it behind her hands
Top tip: if you ever find yourself saying the words "vote for us or you'll regret it" you are in the realm of fascism
To be able to say things like this with a straight face, you have to know with certainty that you are talking to babies
Griffin’s definition of fascism as palingenetic ultranationalism—specifically a reactionary nostalgia for a lost history of the nation that never existed—remains undefeated. A nostalgia for a type of bread that is ubiquitous, created in the 20th century, and rage towards bread as old as civilisation
Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.
Remembering Fred Hampton born Aug. 30, 1948, assassinated Dec. 4, 1969 by Chicago police and the FBI
Not sure whose fault it is primarily that most people don't seem to know that the president is basically a manager whose job is to carry out the will of Congress, and not The Country's Boss
It's seriously the fault of patriarchy. People want a (violent, authoritarian) daddy to be in charge and make them feel safe. And if you sense a theme between this & my thread about men seduced into fascism because they're mad they don't have sex mommies: yup. Patriarchy is emotionally stunting.
reminds me of schwa
Your dad was Mario Cuomo.
there's always pozzo
Me, about Burning Man 🤝 Burning Man, about Burning Man DO NOT GO TO BURNING MAN
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
My mother is indeed a soup
Rebo is back? 