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Imagine playing MYST but someone talked you through every step of every puzzle What the fuck was the point of playing
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Imagine playing MYST but someone talked you through every step of every puzzle What the fuck was the point of playing
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I don't really have a dog in this specific fight, but I agree because I don't want to see AI animation and it feels like AI comics is a gateway and AI "art generation" is already fucked for a multitude of reasons
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
A setup like that is fun if you know where all the shit is, or you know where NONE of it is but you're aware it's there. Being led around and told where all the fun bits are? Boring as fuck.
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I'm just hoping for a brown-bag press conference #BuddDwyer
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But I don't want the tour guide; send me in alone
Doctors TARDIS (@doctorstardis.bsky.social) reposted
*eyes really big* Holy shit. (If you don't subscribe to this channel you should change that immediately) www.youtube.com/shorts/wdL81...
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I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
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Oh my gawrsh, adorable
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🙏
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I'm happy he's clean and still around — that's not a viable long-term habit, for sure — but we can all admit the cocaine wrote some really fuckin' fun stuff 😆
Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I just don't like that public funds go to support rich private team owners, because I don't like any public funds going to rich people. Frankly, as sports fans, the current system should bother you even more than it bothers me, someone who, again, doesn't care about sports.
Radical Graffiti (@radicalgraffiti.bsky.social) reposted
Anarchist graffiti seen in Lamongan, Indonesia during the ongoing uprising following the police murder of 21-year-old delivery driver Affan Kurniawan during an anti-government protest.
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If I want a REAL Stephen King movie, I want the one directed by cocaine and written by more cocaine and scored by AC/DC
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High praise
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WITNESS!
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But it's one of my favorite King books for sure
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The movie didn't work, in my opinion, for two reasons: (a) a bunch of the book takes place inside Cujo's head and that's really hard to translate to film, and (b) they went with the soft Hollywood ending and let the kid live
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All the other sportsball initialisms, too; this sentiment is not limited to football
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Not real work - teacher - scientist - woke fireman Real work - posting - hosting podcasts - investing in Crypto Coin based on the Smurfs Stop the entitlement society
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Nationalize the NFL; implement the Greenbay Packers model on all teams
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You can say it with one word
Eggman (@iamzeeeggman.bsky.social) reposted
grew up in a 250k pop. tx city, and i've asked some people who also grew up there if there were scared every time they left the house in 1985. of course they weren't. and yet, i guarantee that city's crime rate in 1985 (*most* cities crime rate in 1985) was way worse than DC's in 2025
David Menschel (@davidmenschel.bsky.social) reposted
Crime is literally lower than it has been in the entire life of every single non-senior-citizen American. If you are under age 65 you have never lived at a time with lower property crime rates, lower violent crime rates or lower homicide rates. Never.
Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat.bsky.social) reposted
I just think it's worth reiterating that this content free, vibes-based, know-nothing grievance based approach to election analysis was the thing Nate opposed in creating 538! Like, he has literally become the thing he started his career to oppose. It's amazing.
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Did you get Starter Pack'd?
Amano Jack (@amano-jack.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Don't you think he looks tired?
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Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The right is pushing this narrative because it’s the only place they can blame liberals — their actual goal — and gain purchase among elites. The *actual* mistakes during the pandemic all originate on the right: lax lockdowns, weak mitigations and low vaccine uptake
Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If sports teams were actually owned by the cities they claim to represent, sure, then supporting them would be an act of civic pride. But most of them aren't, they're random groups of athletes owned by rich dicks who squeeze the cities they're in for all they're worth. They're basically parasites.
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“I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.” Terry Pratchett #politics #ukpolitics #philosophy #photography #railway #railwayphotography #ukrailways #steam #steamlocomotive #trains
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SUP, FUCKERS‽
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Hey maybe we shouldn't let companies buy the competition and create monopolies I seem to remember something about how that was, like, bad and stuff
Dr. SkySkull (@drskyskull.bsky.social) reposted
White House finally posts video of Trump out and about
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Everyone's talking about the vacant expression and the slack jaw, but where the fuck did his hair go?
Martha Wells (@marthawells.com) reposted
Don't forget about the DRM-free Humble Bundle from Tor (with Murderbot, Witch King, and more), benefiting World Center Kitchen. The donation is now at over 58,000. It would be awesome to get it up to $100,000. www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
Natalia Antonova🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@nataliaantonova.bsky.social) reposted
Russia is blatantly terrorizing EU officials. The people who tell you that Russia will stop once it destroys Ukraine are drinking dumb bitch juice.
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Yeah, but it'll be from the doctor who insisted Trump's 6'3" and 240lbs
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This does a good job ad links to it. But basically, a pretty convincing case for all the weirdness adding up to stroke. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/it-s-time-...
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The galaxy is on Orion's belt
Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted
Really reprehensible rewriting of reality by democratic senator @schatz.bsky.social here
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Yeah, I have only recently become aware of just how fucking BASED that band was
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Whoa, blast from the past and shit
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Pretty much all the stuff everyone was mad they promised and didn't launch with has since been added, and then some. I will say that the VR implementation has a few kinks that should be worked out, but I'm just happy to have a triple-A tier game add VR support tbh
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Goddammit, it's not the expedition. Game looks fucking great with the new headset and new video card, though.
It's gonna be barbarism isn't it (@temporalmeteor.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Tasty, but the extreme heat also gives me adrenaline. Its like a meal and a fight at the same time
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The bastards
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NO MAN'S SKY IS UPDATING AND THE NEW VIDEO CARD IS INSTALLED THIS MIGHT BE THE EXPEDITION #NMS #NoMansSky
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Enjoy the rabbit-hole
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However bad you think he was, it's worse
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A Million Little Freckles
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bsky.app/profile/wild...
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Hi.
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If you need a 101 on alt text bsky.app/profile/numb...
Jen Gentleman (@jenmsft.bsky.social) reposted
Please add alt text to your images - it only takes a moment, but can make a world of difference It's not just useful for non-sighted people, it also helps anyone that doesn't understand or recognize the image If you find yourself forgetting, Bluesky has a setting to remind you
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The Life of Sharks 🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (@thelifeofsharks.com) reposted
What would great is if everyone just acted like he was dead anyway. Publish obituaries. Just act like he isn’t there anymore. Front it out like they did with the whole “We won the election” thing. Think how furious that would make him.
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
Shocked that "cyberspace" is as old as it is
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Yo thanks for that this has been a fun thing to delve into
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
I joined in 2002 and got out in 2015
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
I remember when they raised the price of cigarettes from $2 to $2.25, we were all pissed
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We'd say "give me five bees for a nickel"
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Wait if there's not already a verb for that I'm fucking calling this one
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
OK now I'm curious what war you'd thought I fought in, if it wasn't the GWOT
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😮 Whoa, no shit?? See that's another one I'd have thought was way newer
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
Yeah it's not when it was first used, just first documented or whatever the dictionary people call it "Dictionary'd"
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
But it's fun because some I'd have thought were older but some (Cyberspace in particular) I didn't realize were that old
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godfuckingdammit, BEATBOX
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
Honestly I'm shocked a lot of those terms are from my year
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manifesting
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All right, yeah, that's pretty fun alt-rock, barista, beatsox, breakdancer, concealed carry, cyberspace, escape key, hard drive, microbrewery, netiquette, pixelated, pleather, poutine, rust belt, snail mail, taqueria, text messaging, turducken, WYSIWYG
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Look I'm hoping against hope for a twofer
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lolol like when Jack Daniel's went from 100 proof to 80 proof
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
That seems like it's a different booze, like mead vs Drambuie even though both use honey
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
I have personally consumed this... substance... and can definitely say I would never subject any of my personal firearms to it.
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
OK I'm straight-up just curious now; how reduced was it?
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Many people are saying
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That's horrifying
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Jesus, imagine not having a phone
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I meant the fictional character from the novel "1984"
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
He sounds like me when I'm in an environment where I'm allowed to swear but I'm trying to keep it relatively tame, like when I'm playing VR minigolf with grandma
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Milo rules, honestly; I love seeing young educated leftists gaining influence by being real and honest and grounded in reality.
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Wikipedia just says it's "made with gin and blackthorn fruits (sloes)"
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
Yeah isn't that why Winston drank "Victory Gin" in 1984?
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
He's theoretically here on Bluesky, but he doesn't seem to use it
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His shit absolutely rules, I fucking love science
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*one of many things
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I thought it started off tasting like that, like there was no saving it
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It's a holiday tomorrow; I'd love to break the bottle with his name out right about now
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God I hope it's an emergency
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reply parent
Oh I didn't know that; so it's something that's actively done to that poor innocent alcohol.
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I can play Homeworlds and Axis & Allies, but Baccarat remains entirely opaque to me